Update on my cock being stuck in my fleshlight
 

Well after 9 hours I finally got it out. It was a challenge but i had Battus's g/f cum over and tickle my balls and that helped.

I applied soothing lotion on my dong to help it heal. All is good now :thumbsup

i bet that was the best 9 hours of your life:Graucho

Next time wave your hand over it and chant "Rubba ...Rubba" three times and it will shrivel up and the fleshlight will fall off in no time.

shouldve just stood there with your dick in your fridge, till it got cold and shrunk

Dude I know that was fake, but I can sympathize. I have a similar device but it has stimulating beads that rotate and massage your dick. I put mine in there and it formed a vaccum. That thing hurt coming off.

:/

are you going to sue? maybe you to take them to the people's court

9 hours of your life that's worth
remembering!

Sounds like the voice of experience.