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Rictor · 03-12-2004, 11:37 AM

Please shoot me.

X-Wing · 03-12-2004, 11:38 AM

I'm sorry man

69pornlinks · 03-12-2004, 11:39 AM

Is she hot? if i eva get married the mother-in-law must be hot or half way decent, it's just some fantasy i have...carry on

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
Is she hot? if i eva get married the mother-in-law must be hot or half way decent, it's just some fantasy i have...carry on

Fuck no. She's like 110 years old.

Sosa · 03-12-2004, 11:42 AM

ouch, go buy some alcohol and food and lock yourself in a room with your computer

kmanrox · 03-12-2004, 11:42 AM

i'd hit it?

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 11:42 AM

I needed to talk to my wife this morning...and they were both in the guest room...and I was yelling at her through the door because I didn't want to open it and see a naked old woman.

So the cats kept pushing on the door and it started to open...she yelled "don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!" I ran down the stairs in about 2 seconds just so I wouldn't risk being blinded. I may have to put my cats to sleep though. They seem traumatized.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 03-12-2004, 11:43 AM

say you are going on a business trip for a lil while.... you can crash at my place.... i dont need rent money bro... just pay me in traffic

X-Wing · 03-12-2004, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
I needed to talk to my wife this morning...and they were both in the guest room...and I was yelling at her through the door because I didn't want to open it and see a naked old woman.

So that cats kept pushing on the door and it started to open...she yelled "don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!" I ran down the stairs in about 2 seconds just so I wouldn't risk being blinded. I may have to put my cats to sleep though. They seem traumatized.

This is funny

69pornlinks · 03-12-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor

Fuck no. She's like 110 years old.

pornstar2pac · 03-12-2004, 11:49 AM

I want pics now

Babagirls · 03-12-2004, 11:50 AM

sorry about your luck.

Buddy · 03-12-2004, 11:50 AM

I lucked out, my mother in law and I dislike each other so much that she never comes over.

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 11:51 AM

She visits for a week or two a Christmas, a week in the summer, a week in the fall, and sometimes for a couple days at various other times of the year. I'd say she spends about a month a year at my house...that's a lot.

And to make matters worse...she's Canadian.

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
say you are going on a business trip for a lil while.... you can crash at my place.... i dont need rent money bro... just pay me in traffic

What state are you in?

uvort · 03-12-2004, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
She visits for a week or two a Christmas, a week in the summer, a week in the fall, and sometimes for a couple days at various other times of the year. I'd say she spends about a month a year at my house...that's a lot.

And to make matters worse...she's Canadian.

sorry bout the bad luck bro

Holly · 03-12-2004, 11:55 AM

They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust, to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.

ADL_Christy · 03-12-2004, 11:56 AM

Sucks for you!

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.

They're both too old and useless to murder anyone.

turbomax · 03-12-2004, 12:04 PM

gotta be tough

Herb Kornfield · 03-12-2004, 12:07 PM

My mother in law is pretty cool... Old hippie chick all the way. She used to come and talk to me in the office here when my wife was buzy with other things til she saw some of the sites

Now, she just hangs upstairs, lol

PrivateIvy · 03-12-2004, 12:08 PM

My sincere condolences........

Ivy

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust, to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.

Also, you seemed to miss the part where I begged to be shot. This is worse than death. They would never kill me because they know it's more torture to let me live.

LexiLexxx · 03-12-2004, 12:22 PM

So.....This explains the nasty posts, over the last two days?

cool1 · 03-12-2004, 12:26 PM

I feel for ya Rictor
Mother inlaws are a pain
its too bad there is nothing to take to get rid of it, like a headache or backache

eiht_98 · 03-12-2004, 12:32 PM

It sucks to be you.

GiantGnome · 03-12-2004, 12:39 PM

INLAWS

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 03-12-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

What state are you in?

Florida...

dude... easy to get rid of her... let it be known that you are fucking the shit out of her daughter.... hell... make it loud... really loud.. she will get so sick of hearing you banging her daughter she will leave...

Nyght · 03-12-2004, 12:47 PM

You better get busy with your wife before it is too late. Why? Look at her mom again. That is what your wife will look like in a few more years.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 03-12-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Nyght
You better get busy with your wife before it is too late. Why? Look at her mom again. That is what your wife will look like in a few more years.

its true

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by LexiLexxx
So.....This explains the nasty posts, over the last two days?

No, I'm always rude, bitch.

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall

Florida...

dude... easy to get rid of her... let it be known that you are fucking the shit out of her daughter.... hell... make it loud... really loud.. she will get so sick of hearing you banging her daughter she will leave...

Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.

kimzar · 03-12-2004, 01:01 PM

that stinks

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 03-12-2004, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.

im confused man... your mother in law is living with you.... which means its your wifes mom.... yet... you have a girlfriend? meaning you are cheatin on your wife with another woman?

heheh you are in some shit bro

exspamr · 03-12-2004, 01:19 PM

thats another reason ill never get married... no inlaws!
sucks to be you

MattO · 03-12-2004, 01:29 PM

heheh...

my mother in law has been staying here since December.

But it's nice to have her helping with our new baby, since my wife is taking college courses and I need to have time to work during the day.

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall

im confused man... your mother in law is living with you.... which means its your wifes mom.... yet... you have a girlfriend? meaning you are cheatin on your wife with another woman?

heheh you are in some shit bro

Naa...it's my wife's sister...I'm keeping it in the family so it's all good, right?

Nyght · 03-12-2004, 01:33 PM

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Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.

Does your wife get mad because your gf is secretly her mother?

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by Nyght

Does your wife get mad because your gf is secretly her mother?

I don't think she'd get mad. She'd probably puke though.

EZRhino · 03-12-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Please shoot me.

Death is not the answer, go to Vegas till she leaves.

Mr Pheer · 03-12-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Please shoot me.

Man I feel for you. Mother-in-laws are the spawn of satan.

asuna · 03-12-2004, 02:36 PM

I love how everyone believes Rictor and his makebelif girlfriend

DreamCumTrue · 03-12-2004, 02:37 PM

Lucky you!

SlickCash Sarah · 03-12-2004, 03:53 PM

Im sorry to hear that!

Rictor · 03-12-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
I love how everyone believes Rictor and his makebelif girlfriend

Pookie is make believe too.

modelgigtalent · 03-12-2004, 04:41 PM

Two models are staying at my house.
One last week.
Two next week.

pimplink · 03-12-2004, 04:46 PM

you are so unlucky!

Vitasoy · 03-12-2004, 04:48 PM

I feel for you...

B40 · 03-12-2004, 05:01 PM

Lock yourself in a room and play poker all day

reynold · 03-12-2004, 05:12 PM

Go out and have fun! Leave them at home.
If they're gonna ask you where you were
goin', tell them that you're heading for work.

03-12-2004, 11:37 AM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	My mother-in-law is staying at my house Please shoot me.

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I needed to talk to my wife this morning...and they were both in the guest room...and I was yelling at her through the door because I didn't want to open it and see a naked old woman. So the cats kept pushing on the door and it started to open...she yelled "don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!" I ran down the stairs in about 2 seconds just so I wouldn't risk being blinded. I may have to put my cats to sleep though. They seem traumatized. Last edited by Rictor; 03-12-2004 at 11:50 AM..

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	She visits for a week or two a Christmas, a week in the summer, a week in the fall, and sometimes for a couple days at various other times of the year. I'd say she spends about a month a year at my house...that's a lot. And to make matters worse...she's Canadian.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	My mother in law is pretty cool... Old hippie chick all the way. She used to come and talk to me in the office here when my wife was buzy with other things til she saw some of the sites Now, she just hangs upstairs, lol

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PrivateIvy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,257	My sincere condolences........ Ivy

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