My mother-in-law is staying at my house
 

Please shoot me.

I'm sorry man :1orglaugh

Is she hot? if i eva get married the mother-in-law must be hot or half way decent, it's just some fantasy i have...carry on

Fuck no. She's like 110 years old.

ouch, go buy some alcohol and food and lock yourself in a room with your computer :)

i'd hit it?

I needed to talk to my wife this morning...and they were both in the guest room...and I was yelling at her through the door because I didn't want to open it and see a naked old woman.

So the cats kept pushing on the door and it started to open...she yelled "don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!" I ran down the stairs in about 2 seconds just so I wouldn't risk being blinded. I may have to put my cats to sleep though. They seem traumatized.

say you are going on a business trip for a lil while.... you can crash at my place.... i dont need rent money bro... just pay me in traffic

This is funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

I want pics now

sorry about your luck.

I lucked out, my mother in law and I dislike each other so much that she never comes over.
:thumbsup

She visits for a week or two a Christmas, a week in the summer, a week in the fall, and sometimes for a couple days at various other times of the year. I'd say she spends about a month a year at my house...that's a lot.

And to make matters worse...she's Canadian.

What state are you in?

:( sorry bout the bad luck bro

They're planning your death. Her mother came because she needed someone she could trust, to help carry your body out and put it in the trunk. I told you to quit being so hateful. Should've listened.

Sucks for you!

They're both too old and useless to murder anyone.

gotta be tough

My mother in law is pretty cool... Old hippie chick all the way. She used to come and talk to me in the office here when my wife was buzy with other things til she saw some of the sites :)

Now, she just hangs upstairs, lol

My sincere condolences........

Ivy

Also, you seemed to miss the part where I begged to be shot. This is worse than death. They would never kill me because they know it's more torture to let me live.

So.....This explains the nasty posts, over the last two days?

I feel for ya Rictor
Mother inlaws are a pain
its too bad there is nothing to take to get rid of it, like a headache or backache

It sucks to be you.

:ak47: :BangBang:INLAWS

Florida...



dude... easy to get rid of her... let it be known that you are fucking the shit out of her daughter.... hell... make it loud... really loud.. she will get so sick of hearing you banging her daughter she will leave...

You better get busy with your wife before it is too late. Why? Look at her mom again. That is what your wife will look like in a few more years.

:1orglaugh its true

No, I'm always rude, bitch.

Have sex with my wife? My girlfriend wouldn't like that.

that stinks

:uhoh im confused man... your mother in law is living with you.... which means its your wifes mom.... yet... you have a girlfriend? meaning you are cheatin on your wife with another woman?

heheh you are in some shit bro :Oh crap

thats another reason ill never get married... no inlaws!
sucks to be you :helpme

heheh...

my mother in law has been staying here since December.

But it's nice to have her helping with our new baby, since my wife is taking college courses and I need to have time to work during the day.

Naa...it's my wife's sister...I'm keeping it in the family so it's all good, right?

Does your wife get mad because your gf is secretly her mother?

I don't think she'd get mad. She'd probably puke though.

Death is not the answer, go to Vegas till she leaves. :thumbsup

Man I feel for you. Mother-in-laws are the spawn of satan.

I love how everyone believes Rictor and his makebelif girlfriend:1orglaugh

Lucky you! :1orglaugh

Im sorry to hear that!:(

Pookie is make believe too.

:1orglaugh

Two models are staying at my house.
One last week.
Two next week.

:thumbsup

you are so unlucky!

I feel for you...

Lock yourself in a room and play poker all day :1orglaugh

Go out and have fun! Leave them at home.
If they're gonna ask you where you were
goin', tell them that you're heading for work.