MacGyver was the greatest tv hero of all time - GoFuckYourself.com

StuartD · 03-11-2004, 05:49 PM

It was just him, his swiss army knife and the environment. That's all... and he overcame the odds.

He didn't have no talking car, or team of angels or big black guy pitying no fools.

He'd figure out a way to defeat any of them with his handy pocket knife and still give his trademark smile at the end of the show.

You know, I know it.... MacGyver can't be beat.

MrIzzz · 03-11-2004, 05:50 PM

jact · 03-11-2004, 05:50 PM

But did he get laid? I don't remember him getting laid. At least the guy with the talking car got laid.

candyflip · 03-11-2004, 05:52 PM

I liked The Greatest American Hero.

StuartD · 03-11-2004, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by jact
But did he get laid? I don't remember him getting laid. At least the guy with the talking car got laid.

Sure he got laid, plenty of episodes were about a hot girl.. he just usually saved it until after the credits rolled.

Unless of course the girl turned out to be a double agent just out to get him... which was like, 80% of the time. But even then, he'd still get a little action.

It was just a cleaner show... that's what made women like Patty and Selma love him.

liquidmoe · 03-11-2004, 05:53 PM

Yeah he was the shit, but he couldnt dodge bullets, his enemies just never bothered to walk up to him and shoot him in the head when he was tied up. Same thing with the Adam West Batman.

jact · 03-11-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan

Sure he got laid, plenty of episodes were about a hot girl.. he just usually saved it until after the credits rolled.

Unless of course the girl turned out to be a double agent just out to get him... which was like, 80% of the time. But even then, he'd still get a little action.

It was just a cleaner show... that's what made women like Patty and Selma love him.

I have to agree with candyflip, greatest american hero was the bomb. He was such a clusterfuck.

boris77 · 03-11-2004, 05:55 PM

Michael (David Hasselhoff) from the Knightrider with his car Kit is better

uvort · 03-11-2004, 05:55 PM

MacGyver was the fucking man, i used to watch his shit all the time

wish i was a crafty bitch like him

reynold · 03-11-2004, 05:58 PM

You're right. MacGyver is still the best.
Damn, I'm missing him...

Hexor · 03-11-2004, 05:59 PM

He was and still is a HERO!
I still watch him on a Italian TV station!

baddog · 03-11-2004, 06:01 PM

guess I am weird, never saw MacGyver, Greatest American Hero, or Knightrider

Batman was pretty cool though

candyflip · 03-11-2004, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by jact
I have to agree with candyflip, greatest american hero was the bomb. He was such a clusterfuck.

And he had a kickass theme song.

"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air..."

corvette · 03-11-2004, 06:09 PM

MacGyver was the man, very resourceful

hova · 03-11-2004, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Hexor
He was and still is a HERO!
I still watch him on a Italian TV station!

Nobody is cooler then him, hail MavGyver

Kimmykim · 03-11-2004, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by boris77
Michael (David Hasselhoff) from the Knightrider with his car Kit is better

you must be German, MacGyver ruled.

StuartD · 03-11-2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

you must be German, MacGyver ruled.

Yeah, German's like Hasselhoff for his singing more than his car.

What a backwards world they live in.

Dveron · 03-11-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by boris77
Michael (David Hasselhoff) from the Knightrider with his car Kit is better

hershie · 03-11-2004, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Dveron

Gets my vote!

Roger · 03-11-2004, 06:36 PM

you gotta be kiddin. Starsky and Hutch ruled.

reynold · 03-11-2004, 06:37 PM

Hey you guys! thanks for posting
a pic of MacGyver!

Pun · 03-11-2004, 06:39 PM

If you talk about Knight Rider and MacGyver, you gotta at least mention Air Wolf.

Jan-Michael Vincent used to be big pimpin in that thing.. before the whole "I like to beat my wife" thing came about.

-Pun

StuartD · 03-11-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Pun
If you talk about Knight Rider and MacGyver, you gotta at least mention Air Wolf.

Jan-Michael Vincent used to be big pimpin in that thing.. before the whole "I like to beat my wife" thing came about.

-Pun

This is true, you can't beat the airwolf theme song. Once you hear that, you know you're in for some good action.

But still, MacGyver could kick their ass. He'd find a way to ground that helicopter.

Kimmykim · 03-11-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan

This is true, you can't beat the airwolf theme song. Once you hear that, you know you're in for some good action.

But still, MacGyver could kick their ass. He'd find a way to ground that helicopter.

Ground it hell, you give him a kite string and 4 toothpicks and he'll build you a new one.

booker · 03-11-2004, 07:21 PM

Agent Smart has him beat.

Guitar Riff · 03-11-2004, 07:25 PM

Do a search on cnn about What sex The guy who plays Mc Guyver Likes Im sure ya will be surprised. My Roommate was so heartbroken when she saw it on CNN She said NO way no way in hell can he be Gay.

JoPapa · 03-11-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I liked The Greatest American Hero.

gay american hero?

Joetanto · 03-11-2004, 07:26 PM

he was an arab

StuartD · 03-11-2004, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by Guitar Riff
Do a search on cnn about What sex The guy who plays Mc Guyver Likes Im sure ya will be surprised. My Roommate was so heartbroken when she saw it on CNN She said NO way no way in hell can he be Gay.

Hmm... considering all the love interests he had on the show... I'd argue it.

However, it truly doesn't make a difference either which way, because like I said, the guy can take on a car, helicopter and BadAss black guy if he wanted to... that makes him a tough guy, gay or not.

SoundMan · 03-11-2004, 07:36 PM

i had seen Mc Guyver do some movie, he had a beard and played the bad guy.. was funny to see him switch roles.

Shoehorn! · 03-11-2004, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
It was just him, his swiss army knife and the environment. That's all... and he overcame the odds.

He didn't have no talking car, or team of angels or big black guy pitying no fools.

He'd figure out a way to defeat any of them with his handy pocket knife and still give his trademark smile at the end of the show.

You know, I know it.... MacGyver can't be beat.

MacGyver is one of my favorite shows. It's just fucking awesome. Hopefully they'll start releasing the seasons on DVD.

isis69 · 03-11-2004, 08:46 PM

ug. I hate it when my boyfriend forces me to watch reruns with him!

exspamr · 03-11-2004, 08:47 PM

i think the a-team vs mcgyver and his fat friend would be a good fight but the a-team would win

L0stMind · 03-11-2004, 08:56 PM

Dont forget the trusty duct tape!

Remember the episode where he made a bomb out of heart medication and duct tape to blow up the door and escape?

MacGyver was da MAN!

isis69 · 03-11-2004, 08:58 PM

the a-team is another bad one. how can all those bullets fly and no one ever go down!!!!

born4porn · 03-11-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by uvort
MacGyver was the fucking man, i used to watch his shit all the time

wish i was a crafty bitch like him

MacGyver and his knife could do any shit!

bufferover · 03-11-2004, 10:03 PM

Yea MacGyver is the dumbest thing that i have saw on TV

Mr. Marks · 03-11-2004, 11:03 PM

MacGyver still rocks!

Rictor · 03-11-2004, 11:16 PM

He's sexier in Stargate.

bdld · 03-11-2004, 11:18 PM

macgyver was great.. too bad i cant catch his show on tv anywhere anymore

Axeman · 03-11-2004, 11:25 PM

what that man could do with tin foil, bubble gum and a coat hander was impressive.

StuartD · 03-12-2004, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by Axeman
what that man could do with tin foil, bubble gum and a coat hander was impressive.

If he was on Gilligan's Island, they'd have had computers and nukes, much less a boat to leave on.

pimplink · 03-12-2004, 01:28 AM

he's so handsome!

Living For Today · 03-12-2004, 01:32 AM

magcyver and walker are the best ;)

pimplink · 03-12-2004, 02:39 AM

...can't stop myself from swooning!

sexsup · 03-12-2004, 02:58 AM

I agree, Mac Gyver is the best

skiv · 03-12-2004, 03:00 AM

MacGyver licked my grandmas cornhole

milambur · 03-12-2004, 03:06 AM

I like him better in Stargate SG-1 than in MacGuyver.
Here you have his site:
http://www.rdanderson.com/

Diabolical Cord · 03-12-2004, 03:10 AM

Quick trivia. What was McGyver's first name?

schiz · 03-12-2004, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I liked The Greatest American Hero.

That's the first thing I thought of!

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

It's like a light of a new day-,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true-.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	guess I am weird, never saw MacGyver, Greatest American Hero, or Knightrider Batman was pretty cool though

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SoundMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MidWest Posts: 3,471	i had seen Mc Guyver do some movie, he had a beard and played the bad guy.. was funny to see him switch roles.

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isis69 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 65	ug. I hate it when my boyfriend forces me to watch reruns with him!

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exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	i think the a-team vs mcgyver and his fat friend would be a good fight but the a-team would win

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L0stMind Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancity Posts: 1,681	Dont forget the trusty duct tape! Remember the episode where he made a bomb out of heart medication and duct tape to blow up the door and escape? MacGyver was da MAN! __________________ http://cashcore.com - Make Money. http://ezprovider.net - Hosting.

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isis69 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 65	the a-team is another bad one. how can all those bullets fly and no one ever go down!!!!

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bufferover Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 25,203	Yea MacGyver is the dumbest thing that i have saw on TV

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	macgyver was great.. too bad i cant catch his show on tv anywhere anymore

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