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Old 03-11-2004, 05:16 PM   #1
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My penis is stuck in my fleshlight, I cant get it out
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:17 PM   #2
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Fleshlight? Is that like some kind of automatic stoker you invest your money in?
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:18 PM   #3
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:18 PM   #4
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:18 PM   #5
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:18 PM   #6
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I'm too big to even fit in it...
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:18 PM   #7
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:18 PM   #8
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light him out....!!!
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:21 PM   #9
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Did you have the vagina or the anus one?
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:22 PM   #10
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:22 PM   #11
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Did you have the vagina or the anus one?
both
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:23 PM   #12
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Im gonna need to see a pic.
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:24 PM   #13
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:24 PM   #14
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stop thinking about mr izzz and your boner will subside and slide right out of the fleshlight
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:24 PM   #15
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:25 PM   #16
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stop thinking about mr izzz and your boner will subside and slide right out of the fleshlight

some say love...it is a river.....la lalaaaaaaa
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:26 PM   #17
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hahaha! you have to learn to live with it
for the rest of your life!
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:28 PM   #18
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:47 PM   #19
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Bastard .. I wish I had a fleshlight to get stuck in .. ever since I got mono the wife wants to go celebate until I'm better ...

.. at least .. she wants me to go celebate.
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:56 PM   #20
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:57 PM   #21
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shouldn't of bought the ultra tight butt model
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:59 PM   #22
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i hope they don't need to amputate it bro
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:00 PM   #23
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:03 PM   #24
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what the fuck is that shit on the picture ??!
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:47 PM   #25
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how well does that thing work?
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:48 PM   #26
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Do you need help getting it out?
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:49 PM   #27
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this will get it out !
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:51 PM   #28
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I've been waiting to order my fleshlight
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:53 PM   #29
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AAAIIIEEE!!!
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:57 PM   #30
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:18 PM   #31
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You're not serious are you?
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:18 PM   #32
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:12 PM   #33
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how in the world did you able to get it in?!
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:13 PM   #34
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:14 PM   #35
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:19 PM   #36
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Your fucked.

And so is the fleshlight
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:21 PM   #37
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Finally women will be able to feel it when you stick your enhanced dick in them... plus you'll still get the pleasure of the fleshlight! So everyone wins.!
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:22 PM   #38
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Finally women will be able to feel it when you stick your enhanced dick in them... plus you'll still get the pleasure of the fleshlight! So everyone wins.!
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:23 PM   #39
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I'm so happy that you were able to share that with us. Vaseline anyone?
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:26 PM   #40
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:28 PM   #41
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:33 PM   #42
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Don't worry. There is a special chip inside that will automatically make it self-destruct. The only downside is that the Fleshlight will begin to melt and the liquid turns into acid.

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Old 03-11-2004, 09:00 PM   #43
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OMG! hahahahaha

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Don't worry. There is a special chip inside that will automatically make it self-destruct. The only downside is that the Fleshlight will begin to melt and the liquid turns into acid.
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Don't worry. There is a special chip inside that will automatically make it self-destruct. The only downside is that the Fleshlight will begin to melt and the liquid turns into acid.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:01 PM   #46
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if you still cant get it out. Get a hammer and SMASH the fleshlight to pieces. That will take care of the problem
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:02 PM   #47
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i love vagina too.


yummmmm, pussy.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:04 PM   #48
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:07 PM   #49
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:07 PM   #50
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that pic is too funny!!

i've always wondered what those things feel like? any good? besides getting your dick stuck in it.
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