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My penis is stuck in my fleshlight, I cant get it out
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Fleshlight? Is that like some kind of automatic stoker you invest your money in? :1orglaugh
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LMFAO!
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you are screwed, you'll have to learn to live with it I guess :winkwink:
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I'm too big to even fit in it...
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<img src="http://www.cupido.no/img/shop_small/13015.jpg">
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light him out....!!!
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Did you have the vagina or the anus one?
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lube it out :D
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Im gonna need to see a pic. :Graucho
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unscrew the cap on the other end : )
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stop thinking about mr izzz and your boner will subside and slide right out of the fleshlight
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some say love...it is a river.....la lalaaaaaaa |
hahaha! you have to learn to live with it
for the rest of your life! |
Thats nothing, my penis doesn't want to talk to me anymore :(
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Bastard .. I wish I had a fleshlight to get stuck in .. ever since I got mono the wife wants to go celebate until I'm better ... :(
.. at least .. she wants me to go celebate. |
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shouldn't of bought the ultra tight butt model :winkwink:
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i hope they don't need to amputate it bro :helpme
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Lucky you? *giggles*
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what the fuck is that shit on the picture ??!
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how well does that thing work?
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Do you need help getting it out? :Graucho
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I've been waiting to order my fleshlight
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AAAIIIEEE!!! :1orglaugh
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
You're not serious are you? |
You'd better find a girl to fuck!
Flashlights are not wet :) |
how in the world did you able to get it in?!
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dip it in boiling water
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Your fucked.
And so is the fleshlight :winkwink: |
Finally women will be able to feel it when you stick your enhanced dick in them... plus you'll still get the pleasure of the fleshlight! So everyone wins.!
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I'm so happy that you were able to share that with us. Vaseline anyone?
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:1orglaugh btw, I love my fleshlight... :winkwink:
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Take a COLD bath :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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Don't worry. There is a special chip inside that will automatically make it self-destruct. The only downside is that the Fleshlight will begin to melt and the liquid turns into acid.
http://porn-sex-list.com/flesh.jpg |
OMG! hahahahaha
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Vagina's are tasty morsels
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if you still cant get it out. Get a hammer and SMASH the fleshlight to pieces. That will take care of the problem
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i love vagina too.
yummmmm, pussy. |
hahaha! nice thread!
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that pic is too funny!!
i've always wondered what those things feel like? any good? besides getting your dick stuck in it. |
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