Why I didn't go to Cancun - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 03-10-2004, 01:18 PM

I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.

lol

Steve Lightspeed

Oracle Porn · 03-10-2004, 01:19 PM

GrimShawn · 03-10-2004, 01:19 PM

I always give you attention!

Axeman · 03-10-2004, 01:20 PM

I can relate!!

V_RocKs · 03-10-2004, 01:23 PM

I'm waiting for it to come back to California.

benoitlc666 · 03-10-2004, 01:25 PM

And we'll get to see the same people and more in Phoenix ANYWAY!

axelcat · 03-10-2004, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.

lol

Steve Lightspeed

Im with you on this one

PhotoGreggXXX · 03-10-2004, 01:31 PM

I'm sitting here with tickets and hotel room reserved, and didn't go to handle 2 new customers...being a working class hero sucks!

modelgigtalent · 03-10-2004, 01:33 PM

I like honest people.

asuna · 03-10-2004, 01:34 PM

you weren't invisible to them, having skid marks due to the runs made them not tal to you!

Ironhorse · 03-10-2004, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.

VeriSexy · 03-10-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.

lol

Steve Lightspeed

Just show those girls the bling bling

dropped9 · 03-10-2004, 01:37 PM

DatingGold · 03-10-2004, 01:39 PM

My sentiments exactly.. Mexico is one of the worst places to visit, its dirt cheap for a reason.

Rictor · 03-10-2004, 01:39 PM

Being old does suck. I'd like to think I could still pick up a college chick though.

webair · 03-10-2004, 01:40 PM

pheonix baby

Head · 03-10-2004, 01:40 PM

It's also too soon after Vagas. So we're going to Atlanta instead. I found spring break to be a stupid time to go; can't get a good deal.

Trax · 03-10-2004, 01:42 PM

good reason

chemicaleyes · 03-10-2004, 01:47 PM

fair enough reason

Donny · 03-10-2004, 01:51 PM

I fully intended on attending. But my girl has finals and I didn't want to go without her.

LaurieX · 03-10-2004, 02:43 PM

Hahahaha

Platinum Dave · 03-10-2004, 02:54 PM

I'm with Steve, whatever he said....

Steve we'll have to make up for it in Arizona, your home town.

grumpy · 03-10-2004, 03:15 PM

be honest, its a cash problem :-)

TheGoldenChild · 03-10-2004, 03:27 PM

I hate the "runs" myself Steve-

Steve I think the College Girl thing is way over rated. I am still picking up 22 year olds and I'll be 35 next week-

Just don't go buying them porshes all they want is drinking money and chicken Mcnuggets

They are all easy- oh yea
they require too much attention though

I'd rather have a puppy.

Kimmykim · 03-10-2004, 03:39 PM

I like Puerta Vallarta and Cabo, Cancun pretty much sucks imo...

-=HOAX=- · 03-10-2004, 03:41 PM

I didn't go because I think Lensman thought that me + tequila + a third world country = apocalypse.

Basic_man · 03-10-2004, 03:42 PM

Who care? :D

Vanilla DeVille · 03-10-2004, 03:44 PM

Good reason!

kenny · 03-10-2004, 03:57 PM

There is a ton of college girls living in my building.

I could afford better but I like having party people as my neighbors.

I can have all the fun I want right here

VirtuMike · 03-10-2004, 06:48 PM

Steve, I think you forgot the basic point - MEXICO SUCKS ASS.

Jman · 03-10-2004, 07:18 PM

Very Good point Steve.... Humm remember Cannes and the go Karts ..

born4porn · 03-10-2004, 07:22 PM

Mexico, diarrhea and rejection fuck that sounds like hell!

infecto · 03-10-2004, 07:27 PM

Dont drink the water.....

baddog · 03-10-2004, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Being old does suck. I'd like to think I could still pick up a college chick though.

you are hardly what I would call old

Niko Bimini · 03-10-2004, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.

lol

Steve Lightspeed

Ha! Yeah it sucks when 35+ translates to a NON sexual being with the hotties.

I feel your pain Steve, I feel your pain.

reynold · 03-10-2004, 08:10 PM

that is just so bad.

riosluts · 03-10-2004, 08:11 PM

I would of went to cancun if only someone bought me the airline ticket. Which would probably be about $3000. I rather spend that on hosting

LAJ · 03-11-2004, 09:42 AM

Heh... well have no fear... for those of you Mexico dreamin' (not you Virtumike LOL)... you'll have 2 more opportunities later this year to hang out in Mexico on the cheap, eat lobster and margaritas for $10 and basically go to camp for adults

What I'm talking about is for Cybernet Expo on June 9, YNOT Bob is organizing a day trip for Webmasters who show up at the San Diego show early to head down about 1/2 hour south of Tijuana for some fun in the sun that afternoon. More details will be forth coming at http://www.cybernetexpo.com ... and besides... Lightspeed is one of the major sponsors of Cybernet Expo and so is Adult.com so you KNOW you'll be having fun

Then in September this year will be the next YP which takes place about 45 mins. south of Tijuana. If you went to any of the past YPs you know how crazy things can get and for probably less than the price of a flight to Cancun, you can go nuts for 3 days. For more info on it hit me up at jay at ynotmasters dot com.

boris77 · 03-11-2004, 10:12 AM

Once upon a time in Mexico

KraZ · 03-11-2004, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

... I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.

.Steve Lightspeed

Relax (pun intenede)! I doubt anyone can...

Hardcore Kay · 03-11-2004, 10:52 AM

poor guy

hoe_vender · 03-11-2004, 10:53 AM

loser

03-10-2004, 01:18 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Why I didn't go to Cancun I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that! I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls! So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time. lol Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-10-2004, 01:19 PM	#2
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	__________________

03-10-2004, 01:20 PM	#4
Axeman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Swamp Posts: 5,201	I can relate!! __________________ XXXRewards - Karups - Boyfun - Jawked. Paying on time since 1997. Contact me at brent [at] xxxrewards.com

03-10-2004, 01:25 PM	#6
benoitlc666 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 698	And we'll get to see the same people and more in Phoenix ANYWAY! __________________ Benoit ICQ: 297111017 With one CrackRevenue account, you can test today's main adult programs, with better creative than those programs have to offer themselves.

03-10-2004, 01:31 PM	#8
PhotoGreggXXX Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,616	I'm sitting here with tickets and hotel room reserved, and didn't go to handle 2 new customers...being a working class hero sucks! __________________ PornPayouts! Tons of Exclusive new HI Dev Videos... Home of the WeDo Girls! e-mail: [email protected] ICQ - 138-053-157

03-10-2004, 01:19 PM	#3
GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	I always give you attention!

03-10-2004, 01:23 PM	#5
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	I'm waiting for it to come back to California.

03-10-2004, 01:33 PM	#9
modelgigtalent Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sin Sity - Hit me here! ICQ: 165829688 Posts: 2,208	I like honest people. __________________ Web marketing - video editing - color correcting and more. ICQ -165829688

03-10-2004, 01:34 PM	#10
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	you weren't invisible to them, having skid marks due to the runs made them not tal to you! __________________

03-10-2004, 01:37 PM	#13
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727

03-10-2004, 01:39 PM	#14
DatingGold $6 PER EMAIL JOiN Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: California Posts: 13,185	My sentiments exactly.. Mexico is one of the worst places to visit, its dirt cheap for a reason. __________________ 9 Years of SOLID payouts and conversions! ADULT DATING - $100 PPS LIVE CAMS - $214 PPS WWW.DATINGGOLD.COM ICQ: 27442303

03-10-2004, 01:39 PM	#15
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Being old does suck. I'd like to think I could still pick up a college chick though.

03-10-2004, 01:40 PM	#16
webair Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: NYC, NY Posts: 8,531	pheonix baby __________________ ~ Webair Dedicated Cloud Servers™ ~ WEBAIR VSYS™ Virtual Hosting Platform ~ Superior CDN Network ~ ~ Managed Dedicated hosting Specialists ~ DISCOUNT DOMAIN NAMES! ~ WEBAIR FUSION IO MANAGED CLOUD SERVERS! ~ *ICQ:* 243116321 - *TWITTER* - @WEBAIRINC - E-Mail: [email protected]

03-10-2004, 01:40 PM	#17
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	It's also too soon after Vagas. So we're going to Atlanta instead. I found spring break to be a stupid time to go; can't get a good deal. __________________

03-10-2004, 01:42 PM	#18
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	good reason

03-10-2004, 01:47 PM	#19
chemicaleyes UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068 Posts: 11,569	fair enough reason __________________ No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

03-10-2004, 01:51 PM	#20
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I fully intended on attending. But my girl has finals and I didn't want to go without her.

03-10-2004, 02:43 PM	#21
LaurieX Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,541	Hahahaha __________________ [email protected] ICQ# 81820905 Aim LaurieX THE BANNER YOU ARE TRYING TO RUN IS CAUSING ERRORS FOR EVERYONE ON GFY. PLEASE CORRECT IT!!!

03-10-2004, 02:54 PM	#22
Platinum Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,441	I'm with Steve, whatever he said.... Steve we'll have to make up for it in Arizona, your home town. __________________ Check out Adult Rental - Only Pay Per Signup VOD!

03-10-2004, 03:15 PM	#23
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	be honest, its a cash problem :-) __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

03-10-2004, 03:27 PM	#24
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I hate the "runs" myself Steve- Steve I think the College Girl thing is way over rated. I am still picking up 22 year olds and I'll be 35 next week- Just don't go buying them porshes all they want is drinking money and chicken Mcnuggets They are all easy- oh yea they require too much attention though I'd rather have a puppy. __________________

03-10-2004, 03:39 PM	#25
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I like Puerta Vallarta and Cabo, Cancun pretty much sucks imo...

03-10-2004, 03:41 PM	#26
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I didn't go because I think Lensman thought that me + tequila + a third world country = apocalypse. __________________ Insert Value Here.

03-10-2004, 03:42 PM	#27
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	Who care? :D __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

03-10-2004, 03:44 PM	#28
Vanilla DeVille Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona! Posts: 8,097	Good reason! __________________ Kisses, Vanilla DeVille SKYPE: vanilladeville DeVilleDigital Twitter

03-10-2004, 03:57 PM	#29
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	There is a ton of college girls living in my building. I could afford better but I like having party people as my neighbors. I can have all the fun I want right here __________________ 7

03-10-2004, 06:48 PM	#30
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	Steve, I think you forgot the basic point - MEXICO SUCKS ASS. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

03-10-2004, 07:18 PM	#31
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,790	Very Good point Steve.... Humm remember Cannes and the go Karts .. __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program Niche Dating Program PPS! FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

03-10-2004, 07:22 PM	#32
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Mexico, diarrhea and rejection fuck that sounds like hell!

03-10-2004, 07:27 PM	#33
infecto Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,697	Dont drink the water.....

03-10-2004, 08:10 PM	#36
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	that is just so bad.

03-10-2004, 08:11 PM	#37
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	I would of went to cancun if only someone bought me the airline ticket. Which would probably be about $3000. I rather spend that on hosting __________________

03-11-2004, 09:42 AM	#38
LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,567	Heh... well have no fear... for those of you Mexico dreamin' (not you Virtumike LOL)... you'll have 2 more opportunities later this year to hang out in Mexico on the cheap, eat lobster and margaritas for $10 and basically go to camp for adults What I'm talking about is for Cybernet Expo on June 9, YNOT Bob is organizing a day trip for Webmasters who show up at the San Diego show early to head down about 1/2 hour south of Tijuana for some fun in the sun that afternoon. More details will be forth coming at http://www.cybernetexpo.com ... and besides... Lightspeed is one of the major sponsors of Cybernet Expo and so is Adult.com so you KNOW you'll be having fun Then in September this year will be the next YP which takes place about 45 mins. south of Tijuana. If you went to any of the past YPs you know how crazy things can get and for probably less than the price of a flight to Cancun, you can go nuts for 3 days. For more info on it hit me up at jay at ynotmasters dot com. __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting Last edited by LAJ; 03-11-2004 at 09:44 AM..

03-11-2004, 10:12 AM	#39
boris77 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 546	Once upon a time in Mexico

03-11-2004, 10:52 AM	#41
Hardcore Kay Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 218	poor guy __________________ <a href="http://www.hardcoremoney.com"><img src="http://www.sexgallery.com/banners/hardcore120x60x32c.gif" border="0" alt="$40 per signup, no conversion ratio!"></a>