Why I didn't go to Cancun
 

I spent two weeks in Cancun once, and 4 days on the toilet -- fuck that!

I also spent 10 days at spring break in Key West -- i'm just too old -- i'm officially invisible to college girls!

So I didn't go, because I just can't handle rejection and diarrhea at the same time.


lol


Steve Lightspeed

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I always give you attention! :glugglug

I can relate!!

I'm waiting for it to come back to California.

And we'll get to see the same people and more in Phoenix ANYWAY!

Im with you on this one

I'm sitting here with tickets and hotel room reserved, and didn't go to handle 2 new customers...being a working class hero sucks!

I like honest people.
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you weren't invisible to them, having skid marks due to the runs made them not tal to you!

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Just show those girls the bling bling :thumbsup

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My sentiments exactly.. Mexico is one of the worst places to visit, its dirt cheap for a reason.

Being old does suck. I'd like to think I could still pick up a college chick though.

pheonix baby

It's also too soon after Vagas. So we're going to Atlanta instead. I found spring break to be a stupid time to go; can't get a good deal.

good reason :winkwink:

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fair enough reason :glugglug

I fully intended on attending. But my girl has finals and I didn't want to go without her.

Hahahaha :1orglaugh

I'm with Steve, whatever he said....

Steve we'll have to make up for it in Arizona, your home town.

be honest, its a cash problem :-)

I hate the "runs" myself Steve-

Steve I think the College Girl thing is way over rated. I am still picking up 22 year olds and I'll be 35 next week-

Just don't go buying them porshes all they want is drinking money and chicken Mcnuggets

They are all easy- oh yea
they require too much attention though

I'd rather have a puppy.

I like Puerta Vallarta and Cabo, Cancun pretty much sucks imo...

I didn't go because I think Lensman thought that me + tequila + a third world country = apocalypse.

Who care? :D

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Good reason! :)

There is a ton of college girls living in my building.

I could afford better but I like having party people as my neighbors.

I can have all the fun I want right here:)

Steve, I think you forgot the basic point - MEXICO SUCKS ASS.

Very Good point Steve.... Humm remember Cannes and the go Karts .. :1orglaugh

Mexico, diarrhea and rejection fuck that sounds like hell! :glugglug

Dont drink the water.....

you are hardly what I would call old

Ha! Yeah it sucks when 35+ translates to a NON sexual being with the hotties.

I feel your pain Steve, I feel your pain.

that is just so bad.

I would of went to cancun if only someone bought me the airline ticket. Which would probably be about $3000. I rather spend that on hosting

Heh... well have no fear... for those of you Mexico dreamin' (not you Virtumike LOL)... you'll have 2 more opportunities later this year to hang out in Mexico on the cheap, eat lobster and margaritas for $10 and basically go to camp for adults :thumbsup

What I'm talking about is for Cybernet Expo on June 9, YNOT Bob is organizing a day trip for Webmasters who show up at the San Diego show early to head down about 1/2 hour south of Tijuana for some fun in the sun that afternoon. More details will be forth coming at http://www.cybernetexpo.com ... and besides... Lightspeed is one of the major sponsors of Cybernet Expo and so is Adult.com so you KNOW you'll be having fun :)

Then in September this year will be the next YP which takes place about 45 mins. south of Tijuana. If you went to any of the past YPs you know how crazy things can get and for probably less than the price of a flight to Cancun, you can go nuts for 3 days. For more info on it hit me up at jay at ynotmasters dot com.

Once upon a time in Mexico :Graucho

Relax (pun intenede)! I doubt anyone can...

poor guy :glugglug

loser