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tbabe · 03-09-2004, 12:02 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion1.html

Wow, i bet she had big plans for the $998,328.45 change she was expecting to get.

shima · 03-09-2004, 12:04 PM

Well damn, I've heard that 5 of these bills were actually real. And one of them was used in Russia

BradM · 03-09-2004, 12:05 PM

STUPID.... oh my god how stupid can some people be?!?!

h0st · 03-09-2004, 12:06 PM

shemale??

Rictor · 03-09-2004, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion1.html

Wow, i bet she had big plans for the $998,328.45 change she was expecting to get.

It's good that you can laugh at yourself like that.

angeleyes · 03-09-2004, 12:07 PM

I thought the highest bill ever printed was for $10k.

Now, I'm sure we have all lost loose bills in our lifetime even if we thought we had them tucked away in our purse or wallet safely. Can you imagine misplacing one bill worth 10k?

I'd shoot myself.

tbabe · 03-09-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

It's good that you can laugh at yourself like that.

No, i used the 200 dollar bills

okny · 03-09-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
STUPID.... oh my god how stupid can some people be?!?!

Her pic answers that question

brizzad · 03-09-2004, 12:30 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushbill1.html

someone passed a $200 bill lol
old though

Tuga · 03-09-2004, 12:31 PM

ONE MEEIIILION DOLLARS!

swedguy · 03-09-2004, 12:40 PM

Nice cops that can't even spell

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion3.html

"counterfiet"

stocktrader23 · 03-09-2004, 12:41 PM

She was obviously fucking joking and they put on her report "Fraud in the amount of $1,000,000". Fucking Wal-Mart, fucking cops.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion3.html

stocktrader23 · 03-09-2004, 12:42 PM

Lot's of counterfitting going on.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search...on+dollar+bill

jmk · 03-09-2004, 12:43 PM

They always take mine!

hoe_vender · 03-09-2004, 12:44 PM

What do you expect it was Wal Mart

riosluts · 03-09-2004, 12:46 PM

If your husband actually had an 1 million dollar bill. You wouldnt be buying stuff from walmart. You'd be buying a Mercedes, $10000 diamonds, a half a million dollar house, etc. How can people be so damn stupid. Should of faked an $100 bill

Fu-Q · 03-09-2004, 12:47 PM

pure fuckin genius

serious · 03-09-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
She was obviously fucking joking and they put on her report "Fraud in the amount of $1,000,000". Fucking Wal-Mart, fucking cops.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion3.html

then why did she come up to the counter with $1600+ worth of merchandise

tbabe · 03-09-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by serious

then why did she come up to the counter with $1600+ worth of merchandise

Ya, she was planning on redecorating the trailer

MT_Butterfly · 03-09-2004, 01:59 PM

What a retard. Maybe she thought because she was shopping at Wal-Mart the clerks wouldn't be able to spot a "fake" million dollar bill because after all they are working at Wal-Mart.

I think it's safe to say she won't be going to the MENSA convention this year.

MikeB · 03-09-2004, 02:14 PM

It doesn't surprise me. One time there I saw a cashier ask another cashier if a $100 was ok because it didn't have the security strip in it. It was an old bill, made before the time the U.S. Mint put security strips in the bills. It even passed the marker test, but she still asked a coworker. So now they hispanic guy in line has all these people looking wondering if he is passing bad bills.

I wouldn't have given it another thought, but the next customer tried to pay for something using a Canadian dime. The cashier, again, turns to her co-worker asking if they accept Canadian dimes.

tbabe · 03-09-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by MikeB_CE
It doesn't surprise me. One time there I saw a cashier ask another cashier if a $100 was ok because it didn't have the security strip in it. It was an old bill, made before the time the U.S. Mint put security strips in the bills. It even passed the marker test, but she still asked a coworker. So now they hispanic guy in line has all these people looking wondering if he is passing bad bills.

I wouldn't have given it another thought, but the next customer tried to pay for something using a Canadian dime. The cashier, again, turns to her co-worker asking if they accept Canadian dimes.

Hahahaha never trust a canadian dime

wait, what was she buying with a canadian dime?

beemk · 03-09-2004, 02:21 PM

thats a stupid joke they played. these kids when i went to high school decided to do some survey or something on using counterfit money. they used a fake 20 at a gas station and after the cashier fell for it they told him and gave him real $. so the cashier calls the cops anyways and the kid got arrested for it.

VeriSexy · 03-09-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
thats a stupid joke they played. these kids when i went to high school decided to do some survey or something on using counterfit money. they used a fake 20 at a gas station and after the cashier fell for it they told him and gave him real $. so the cashier calls the cops anyways and the kid got arrested for it.

OWNED

nathan_f · 03-09-2004, 02:52 PM

holy shit.

worst scam ever.

EZRhino · 03-09-2004, 02:53 PM

gutsy, but nice try. I wonder how many stores took that bill before she got poped

ytcracker · 03-09-2004, 02:54 PM

im rich biaetch!

Doctor Dre · 03-09-2004, 02:56 PM

That women must be joking cauz no1 would be dumb enough to try that scam

Pornopat · 03-09-2004, 03:02 PM

What a silly woman.
No shop takes bills over $ 1000.-
But putting her in jail cause wallmart had no change was not a nice thing to do by wallmart as well.
Maybe they should have just changed the bill at the store nextdoor and show that the client is still king?

Jennie · 03-09-2004, 10:27 PM

I wonder if McDonalds staff would have noticed.

playa · 03-09-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornopat
What a silly woman.
No shop takes bills over $ 1000.-
But putting her in jail cause wallmart had no change was not a nice thing to do by wallmart as well.
Maybe they should have just changed the bill at the store nextdoor and show that the client is still king?

I am pretty sure it's a pain in the ass to ring up $1600 worth of crap from wal-mart

Road Rash · 03-09-2004, 10:49 PM

There used to be this old trick that you could do.

Get 4 - 20 dollar bills rip off the corner of each bill ( a different corner on each bill )

Ok now you have four 20's that are still perfectly fine.

Now take a 1 dollar bill and tape the four corners from the $20 bills onto the $1 bill..

If your smooth you can fool someone that isnt paying attention.

ok now the joke is, this guy gets busted in california trying to pull this scam, but the guy was a complete retard and had the trick backwards, lol he had the $1 corners taped over a $20 bill , so even if this trick had worked it would have cost him $19 lol

Bambi911xx · 03-09-2004, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Pike, who told cops that her husband had given her the $1 million bill, was found to have two more phony seven-figure notes in her purse.

If all else fails blame your husband!

Gosh what she thinking? What an idiot!

Sarah_Jayne · 03-09-2004, 11:01 PM

waste of flesh. Burn victims would make better use of the skin.

X-Wing · 03-09-2004, 11:04 PM

What I'm surprised of is that she couldn't change it. LOL

Za Ha · 03-09-2004, 11:05 PM

I cant belive that ppl can actually be that stupid.

Brat · 03-09-2004, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
I cant belive that ppl can actually be that stupid.

really?
i deal with BIG morons ALL DAy. I'll believe anything.

Mogulman · 03-09-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fakemillion1.html

Wow, i bet she had big plans for the $998,328.45 change she was expecting to get.

It gets worse. After the fake bill didn't work, she tried to buy the $1000+ worth of goods with less than $3 in gift cards.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/....ap/index.html

reynold · 03-09-2004, 11:18 PM

She's doubly STUPID! First, for accepting the $!M bill from her husband. And secondly, for using it!

cool1 · 03-09-2004, 11:30 PM

that is so funny

No brains in that women

KMR Stitch · 03-09-2004, 11:34 PM

Note to GFY people

On the show

Win ben Stines money" sp error

The question was "what is the highest usa note printed to date"

Belive it or not 100.00 is the biggest bill printed.

Russian · 03-10-2004, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shima
Well damn, I've heard that 5 of these bills were actually real. And one of them was used in Russia

whooooohaaaahaaaahhaaaaaa!!!!
now show me the place here where you can get that shitload of change

wdsguy · 03-10-2004, 12:09 AM

idiots

Road Rash · 03-10-2004, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Note to GFY people

On the show

Win ben Stines money" sp error

The question was "what is the highest usa note printed to date"

Belive it or not 100.00 is the biggest bill printed.

wrong you forgot " IN CIRCULATION "

Road Rash · 03-10-2004, 12:13 AM

believe it or not heres an actual picture of a 10,000 bill

<img src="http://216.130.172.224/10000.gif">

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MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	It doesn't surprise me. One time there I saw a cashier ask another cashier if a $100 was ok because it didn't have the security strip in it. It was an old bill, made before the time the U.S. Mint put security strips in the bills. It even passed the marker test, but she still asked a coworker. So now they hispanic guy in line has all these people looking wondering if he is passing bad bills. I wouldn't have given it another thought, but the next customer tried to pay for something using a Canadian dime. The cashier, again, turns to her co-worker asking if they accept Canadian dimes.

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Road Rash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not Far Enough !! Posts: 340	There used to be this old trick that you could do. Get 4 - 20 dollar bills rip off the corner of each bill ( a different corner on each bill ) Ok now you have four 20's that are still perfectly fine. Now take a 1 dollar bill and tape the four corners from the $20 bills onto the $1 bill.. If your smooth you can fool someone that isnt paying attention. ok now the joke is, this guy gets busted in california trying to pull this scam, but the guy was a complete retard and had the trick backwards, lol he had the $1 corners taped over a $20 bill , so even if this trick had worked it would have cost him $19 lol

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