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CDSmith · 03-08-2004, 04:31 PM

HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:

WOMEN' S ADS:
40-ish....................................49
Adventurer..........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No tits
Average looking......................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful................................Pathologi cal liar
Contagious Smile....................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure..................Medicated
Feminist............................... Fat ball buster
Free spirit.............................Junkie
Friendship first.........................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener........................Borderline Autistic
New-Age.............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned.......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJ's
Open-minded..........................Desperate
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depress ive Schizophrenic
Professional............................Certified Bitch
Redhead.................................Bad dye-job (Hey, watch out!)
Reubenesque...........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social............Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional.......Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate......................Stalker
Widow.............................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart.......................Old bat

MEN'S ADS:
40-ish...................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic.................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking.........Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated............................Will patronize the hell out of you
Free Spirit............................Banging your sister
Friend ship first.................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun...............................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking....................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Patholog ical Liar
Huggable.......................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle........................Insecure mama's boy
Mature..................................Older than your father
Open-minded...........Wants to sleep with your roommate if she's interested
Physically fit...........................Does a lot of 12-oun ce curls
Poet.....................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive..................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive...........................Gay
Spiritual.................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable........................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful....................Says "Excuse me" when he farts

SABAI · 03-08-2004, 05:27 PM

so true

03-08-2004, 04:31 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	This finally in: Singles personal ads translation HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS: WOMEN' S ADS: 40-ish....................................49 Adventurer..........................Slept with all your friends Athletic................................No tits Average looking......................Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................................Pathologi cal liar Contagious Smile....................Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure..................Medicated Feminist............................... Fat ball buster Free spirit.............................Junkie Friendship first.........................Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun..................................Annoying Gentle..................................Comatose Good Listener........................Borderline Autistic New-Age.............................All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned.......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJ's Open-minded..........................Desperate Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate............................Sloppy drunk Poet.......................................Depress ive Schizophrenic Professional............................Certified Bitch Redhead.................................Bad dye-job (Hey, watch out!) Reubenesque...........................Grossly Fat Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light Social............Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Voluptuous...........................Very Fat Height/weight proportional.......Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate......................Stalker Widow.............................Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.......................Old bat MEN'S ADS: 40-ish...................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.................................Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking.........Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated............................Will patronize the hell out of you Free Spirit............................Banging your sister Friend ship first.................As long as friendship involves nookie Fun...............................Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.........................Arrogant Very good looking....................Dumb as a board Honest....................................Patholog ical Liar Huggable.......................Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle........................Insecure mama's boy Mature..................................Older than your father Open-minded...........Wants to sleep with your roommate if she's interested Physically fit...........................Does a lot of 12-oun ce curls Poet.....................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall Sensitive..................................Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive...........................Gay Spiritual.................................Got laid in a cemetery once Stable........................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful....................Says "Excuse me" when he farts __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

03-08-2004, 05:27 PM	#2
SABAI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: footmaniac.com Posts: 2,880	so true __________________