If you had a measly $5,000 - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 03-08-2004, 02:02 PM

What would you invest in that would guarantee some sort of return in 6 months?
Go choker style and buy like 500 tgp domains?
Downpayment on a house?
Lots and lots of prostitutes?

What would you do and why?

Rictor · 03-08-2004, 02:03 PM

I can't think of anything that would GUARANTEE a return. I'd probably fund a paysite with it. Not everyone can start a decent paysite for $5k though.

XxXotic · 03-08-2004, 02:03 PM

i'd pay a bunch of noobs to do some grunt work for me

Ice · 03-08-2004, 02:03 PM

Hit me up on icq bro... I can help you make some decent coin with that

03-08-2004, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby
Hit me up on icq bro... I can help you make some decent coin with that

dude! what about me? you KNOW I got coin to invest!

Doctor Dre · 03-08-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
I can't think of anything that would GUARANTEE a return. I'd probably fund a paysite with it. Not everyone can start a decent paysite for $5k though.

I don't think 5k$ is enough to start a good paysite...

03-08-2004, 02:05 PM

damn too many "The takeover" sigs

Ice · 03-08-2004, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf

dude! what about me? you KNOW I got coin to invest!

lets talk

Za Ha · 03-08-2004, 02:06 PM

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Downpayment on a house?

Not in toronto bud, you need at least another $20k in front of that.

-=HOAX=- · 03-08-2004, 02:07 PM

I'd buy a server from jupiterhosting and get a years 10mbps line for free.

PrivateIvy · 03-08-2004, 02:09 PM

<b>Shoes and Lingerie</b>.....that always brings a great return for me

Ivy

BradM · 03-08-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
<b>Shoes and Lingerie</b>.....that always brings a great return for me

Ivy

5g in lingere for you? Sounds good to me!

DamageX · 03-08-2004, 02:10 PM

For $1000 I'll tell you.

Herb Kornfield · 03-08-2004, 02:13 PM

Invest more into my operations here and make that 5k grow into 15k in a month.

Dildozer · 03-08-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Invest more into my operations here and make that 5k grow into 15k in a month.

More details?

PrivateIvy · 03-08-2004, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by BradM

5g in lingere for you? Sounds good to me!

Yea!! I can never get enough shoes and lingerie! It's a good thing it's a tax writeoff

Ivy

Sly_RJ · 03-08-2004, 02:21 PM

I'd hire 2 more guys and buy more advertising.

4Pics · 03-08-2004, 02:35 PM

I'd buy myself a better car like a pinto, and then spent the other $4500 on ppc ads for www.datinggold.com

WiredGuy · 03-08-2004, 02:38 PM

PPC media buys

cashman · 03-08-2004, 02:41 PM

Buy a clean used car under the market and sell it back or
go to mexico and just buy junk and put it on ebay.

theharvman · 03-08-2004, 03:25 PM

I would hire a few sig whores to make my life easier!

eroswebmaster · 03-08-2004, 03:26 PM

I'd buy 1 pound of pot, but then about 100 cases of twinkies.

give the pot away for free and then sell the twinkies for about $5 per package.

69pornlinks · 03-08-2004, 03:26 PM

edit-i admit i fully didn't read post..you want a return in six months..

Nicky · 03-08-2004, 03:40 PM

pay $500 for avery good MGP design then a trade script for $500, then traffic to it for $4K

BradM · 03-08-2004, 03:42 PM

I like that idea WG.... I've done a lot of CPC work in mainstream. I could definatly give that a shot. But I'd probably take it slow and start with 1g or so and see how the return is on the product I am selling.

polish_aristocrat · 03-08-2004, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I like that idea WG.... I've done a lot of CPC work in mainstream. I could definatly give that a shot. But I'd probably take it slow and start with 1g or so and see how the return is on the product I am selling.

which mainstream products have you been sellin usign ppc search engines?

BradM · 03-08-2004, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

which mainstream products have you been sellin usign ppc search engines?

Well mind you this was about 1 year ago now.
Hosting, Dating, Work From Home, Casino
Those 4 mainly. I also tried a few others like loans and debt consolodation etc.

The most profitable was the hosting and dating, WFH and Casino.

polish_aristocrat · 03-08-2004, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM

Well mind you this was about 1 year ago now.
Hosting, Dating, Work From Home, Casino
Those 4 mainly. I also tried a few others like loans and debt consolodation etc.

The most profitable was the hosting and dating, WFH and Casino.

thanks

alan-l · 03-08-2004, 03:59 PM

I HAVE the 5k. What do I do now?

BradM · 03-08-2004, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

thanks

No problem. But also remember that market is pretty saturated right now. Unless you're REALLY good you wont be making your investement back on the clicks. Not unless you own the hosting company and get the branding along with it.

However there is money to be made there still. I would just personally trust the adult market more just because of the success everyone hears.

I might put some coin into this... I'll see how it goes. Have to look into the best place to send the clicks as I hear right to the paysite is no good. I might build a hub of sorts.

hmmmmm this is a fun idea.

Mike-BP · 03-08-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I'd buy 1 pound of pot, but then about 100 cases of twinkies.

give the pot away for free and then sell the twinkies for about $5 per package.

LOL

runaway · 03-08-2004, 05:26 PM

hahaha good ideas!

beemk · 03-08-2004, 05:27 PM

combine it with some other $ and downpayment on a house

Steve · 03-08-2004, 05:28 PM

more than one way to skin a cat - nice to see some of these ideas

BradM · 03-08-2004, 05:30 PM

Oh and yeah you may need 25k for a house in toronto... but here you can get a nice place for 150,000 CDN

XxXotic · 03-08-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I'd buy 1 pound of pot, but then about 100 cases of twinkies.

give the pot away for free and then sell the twinkies for about $5 per package.

i'll take 3 please! depending on how much those twinkies "weigh"

SoundMan · 03-08-2004, 06:16 PM

Take a Vacation.........

kmanrox · 03-08-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by SoundMan
Take a Vacation.........

BradM · 03-08-2004, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by SoundMan
Take a Vacation.........

Nope... got 2 planned for this year already. Mexico and one to Florida.

doornx · 03-08-2004, 06:37 PM

pay off a little of my debt

Head · 03-08-2004, 06:40 PM

Pay depts. and i Put money into Mutual Funds. Also i have some adult things i an putting together.
Lots o stuff!!

TekayRoyal · 03-08-2004, 06:40 PM

get a boob job for some chick....maybe mine...maybe not

BradM · 03-08-2004, 06:43 PM

If you have some serious ideas hit me up on ICQ. We can chat in private about them. If you have something really cool - you could get funded.

rip raster · 03-08-2004, 06:45 PM

Buy lots of booze and and jello, then throw a big party

Marcus Aurelius · 03-08-2004, 06:48 PM

setup a small studio in the basement of my house and get some decent video photo gear. that 5k would be gone FAST!

maxjohan · 03-08-2004, 06:56 PM

I had started project XXX.

I had bought some content too
and made a kick ass AVS site.

maxjohan · 03-08-2004, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
If you have some serious ideas hit me up on ICQ. We can chat in private about them. If you have something really cool - you could get funded.

I did contact you

.

And it's not a big investment.

Rorschach · 03-08-2004, 07:18 PM

I'd have to go with the prostitutes myself.

Living For Today · 03-08-2004, 07:20 PM

paysite.

Basic_man · 03-08-2004, 07:24 PM

I'll pay alot of hoes and do a fuckin' big party !!!

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I can't think of anything that would GUARANTEE a return. I'd probably fund a paysite with it. Not everyone can start a decent paysite for $5k though.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I like that idea WG.... I've done a lot of CPC work in mainstream. I could definatly give that a shot. But I'd probably take it slow and start with 1g or so and see how the return is on the product I am selling.

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alan-l Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: look behind you Posts: 2,477	I HAVE the 5k. What do I do now?

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Oh and yeah you may need 25k for a house in toronto... but here you can get a nice place for 150,000 CDN

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	If you have some serious ideas hit me up on ICQ. We can chat in private about them. If you have something really cool - you could get funded.

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	setup a small studio in the basement of my house and get some decent video photo gear. that 5k would be gone FAST!

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