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What can you do to calm down when youre about to hit somebody...
And that person is still in your face and trying to piss you off as much as she can ? I have 22 days left to live with that person and right now he's doing EVERYTHING she can to piss me off ...
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life goes on
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Let's do some business.
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Lay the smack down on her.
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Lay a huge fart
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So Fucking Banned
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Stick your cock in her mouth to shut her up
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Take a deep breath while counting to 10.
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hire another girl to hit her for you
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is it possible to remove them from your house ?
Im asking , cause if its the wife it could be hard . Ive had to phsyically pick mine up and put her outside , when she just wont stop pushing buttons in a fight , I think I know where you're comming from some women dont have an OFF switch .
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I usually just roll a few and hit the road for a few hours , me and pinky get into it here and there .. both of use working from home has its moments :P
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Close your eyes and think of Juicy
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Hitting them will do it for me!
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Close your eyes and calm yourself. Or, taKe a cold shower.
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being nice to people who piss you off usually pisses them off and also if you hit her she wins. Don't let her know she is pushing your buttons.
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Walk away or get out of there and cool down. Find something to distract you or you'll stew in your own rage.
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SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Go to the gym and lift some weights.. it helps.
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Try to see it from a different perspective.
She wants to make your life so miserable. She must have really loved you and now now you are about to leave her. So...have pitty on her... compassion for losing you..
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Hit yourself right in the eye first. That oughta calm ya down.
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Give her a good rump fuck
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tell her you really like her and would like to get together, might freak her out enough that she leaves you alone....or you might get your dick sucked...
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WOOSAH!
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Unless you want a domestic abuse record I suggest going for a walk., taking a shower, going to shoot hoops, or anything else that might calm you down or get you out of the firing line until things calm down.
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smoke a joint, after that you are always more calm!!
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smack the bitch
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I always found cleaning my pistol to be rather soothing . . .then loading the clip
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bullet to the head
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Just say "Goosfraba", "Goosfraba", "Goosfraba"...
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goto the gym and hit the punchin bags
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Take a cold shower.
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I agree get out of there dude.... man just move in with a buddy or stay at a hotel, but leave for sure..... (oh yeah then smoke mass pot of course too)
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Are you and your gf breaking up Dre?
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It´s all a matter of controll man...
Do not let her get to you. Start telling her stuff like..."Whatever" then just walk away. If she see she get to ya she will go on... Remember after rain comes sun. Some people loves to piss other people off. I work in security and in our field the words are often hard among the people who work and those who let the hard words get to them usally dont last long. So just relax and let it fall off ya.
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just ignore her and walk away. It saves time, pisses them off and you'll avoid lawsuits.
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Go out and breathe some fresh air or take
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hit the wall instead.
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Change your locks
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why not go to a hotel for 20 days?
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