What can you do to calm down when youre about to hit somebody...
 

And that person is still in your face and trying to piss you off as much as she can ? I have 22 days left to live with that person and right now he's doing EVERYTHING she can to piss me off ...

life goes on

Lay the smack down on her.

just hit them

Lay a huge fart

Nop not gonna do that . I'm fucking hitting on the kitchen table but fuck I need to de-stress...

Stick your cock in her mouth to shut her up :thumbsup

Take a deep breath while counting to 10.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by juicylinks
Stick your cock in her mouth to shut her up :thumbsup [/QUOTE

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i would guess that you would calm down when you realize she is about to whip your ass!

hire another girl to hit her for you

is it possible to remove them from your house ?
Im asking , cause if its the wife it could be hard .
Ive had to phsyically pick mine up and put her outside , when she just wont stop pushing buttons in a fight ,

I think I know where you're comming from some women dont have an OFF switch .

Yea my life is fucked up for 1 year cauz of that person

Same situation but I can't kick her out cauz for the 20 NEXT fucking days I'm still at a place under HER name . Shes talking on the phone laughing and everyhting like if everything was good and talking so much shit right now ... pisses me offffffffffffff

Talk a walk .
I usually just roll a few and hit the road for a few hours ,
me and pinky get into it here and there .. both of use working from home has its moments :P

Close your eyes and think of Juicy

Hitting them will do it for me!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Close your eyes and calm yourself. Or, taKe a cold shower.

being nice to people who piss you off usually pisses them off and also if you hit her she wins. Don't let her know she is pushing your buttons. :2 cents:

I didn't know there were women with "OFF" switches :winkwink:

Walk away or get out of there and cool down. Find something to distract you or you'll stew in your own rage.

SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go to the gym and lift some weights.. it helps.

Try to see it from a different perspective.
She wants to make your life so miserable.
She must have really loved you and now now you are about to leave her.
So...have pitty on her...
compassion for losing you..

Hit yourself right in the eye first. That oughta calm ya down. :)

Give her a good rump fuck

tell her you really like her and would like to get together, might freak her out enough that she leaves you alone....or you might get your dick sucked...

Unless you want a domestic abuse record I suggest going for a walk., taking a shower, going to shoot hoops, or anything else that might calm you down or get you out of the firing line until things calm down.

smoke a joint, after that you are always more calm!!
:rasta

smack the bitch

bad idea...she'll bite if off to piss you off

and believe me it will :(

As I told I'm not gonna hit her I just want tricks to calm down cauz she made me fucking shake . I fucked up my hand on the kitchen table and shit

I always found cleaning my pistol to be rather soothing . . .then loading the clip

bullet to the head

Just say "Goosfraba", "Goosfraba", "Goosfraba"...

I watched "Anger Management" yesterday :winkwink:

goto the gym and hit the punchin bags

Take a cold shower.

I agree get out of there dude.... man just move in with a buddy or stay at a hotel, but leave for sure..... (oh yeah then smoke mass pot of course too):)

Are you and your gf breaking up Dre?

It´s all a matter of controll man...

Do not let her get to you.

Start telling her stuff like..."Whatever" then just walk away.

If she see she get to ya she will go on...

Remember after rain comes sun.

Some people loves to piss other people off.

I work in security and in our field the words are often hard among the people who work and those who let the hard words get to them usally dont last long.

So just relax and let it fall off ya.

just ignore her and walk away. It saves time, pisses them off and you'll avoid lawsuits. :thumbsup

Go out and breathe some fresh air or take
a short walk.That'll keep your mind out of it.

hit the wall instead.

:1orglaugh now that's a juicy solution

Change your locks

Go fucking nuts and start yelling and smashing shit. If it doesn't scare the shit out of her, then check into a hotel until she's gone.

just do a http://www.tarwater.net/media/images/whatever.jpg <br>

and walk away.

why not go to a hotel for 20 days?