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Rictor · 03-06-2004, 05:42 PM

The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?

Spudman · 03-06-2004, 05:43 PM

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Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?

you. thats why they say it.

freeadultcontent · 03-06-2004, 05:43 PM

Just go along with the fantasy and stop bitchin

brand0n · 03-06-2004, 05:45 PM

i normally here, you are going to think im a slut, but im not

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AaronM · 03-06-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?

Damn you...I thought always that it meant I was different than the rest of the guys.

Oh well.

Here's to sluts!

polish_aristocrat · 03-06-2004, 05:47 PM

i thought Rictor is gay...
oh well, who cares

StickyGreen · 03-06-2004, 05:48 PM

if she lets you fuck on the first date you better keep it just that first date...maybe hit it a couple more times but she most likely a slut just tryin to get some stiff dick from the next dude...

Veterans Day · 03-06-2004, 05:49 PM

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Wilbo · 03-06-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day
calling girls sluts from guys who would hit a hole in the wall is great reading

Yup, that's what I was thinking. Just be happy you got some

Sarah_Jayne · 03-06-2004, 06:37 PM

when is the last time you had a first date?

booker · 03-06-2004, 06:40 PM

This isn't related but the conversation made me think of it..

Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think men care!

Veterans Day · 03-06-2004, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by booker
This isn't related but the conversation made me think of it..

Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think men care!

probably cause the guy is lame and wants it to end

WiredGuy · 03-06-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
when is the last time you had a first date?

Or a date for that matter in my case

WG

stephanie m. · 03-06-2004, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by booker
This isn't related but the conversation made me think of it..

Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think men care!

Cause the guy isnt doing it for her and she dosnt wanna be rude and say, dude, u suck.

stephanie m. · 03-06-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?

I have had sex with very few people. AND... I have had sex on the first date. So, it was true for me.

booker · 03-06-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by stephanie m.

Cause the guy isnt doing it for her and she dosnt wanna be rude and say, dude, u suck.

Again.. "Because they think men care!"

It's a joke.. yet so much truth in it.. especially when you reply with something like that.

stephanie m. · 03-06-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by booker

Again.. "Because they think men care!"

It's a joke.. yet so much truth in it.. especially when you reply with something like that.

Hehe, boys always come right after girls fake it. I dont think its cuase u care, I think it turns you on. Am I right? All that wiggling and moanin makes ya pop.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-06-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?

YOUR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT SHE IS TELLING YOU.

That means "Do not plan on fucking me again but I need the hell fucked out of me tonight so your in."

Illicit · 03-06-2004, 07:22 PM

never had anyone say that to me. they must understand that since Im paying them, i already know their sluts.

booker · 03-06-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by stephanie m.
Hehe, boys always come right after girls fake it. I dont think its cuase u care, I think it turns you on. Am I right? All that wiggling and moanin makes ya pop.

Not that I have any say in how you live your life, but I think you need to start hooking up with a higher class of boys there stephanie.

booker · 03-06-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by AlienQ

YOUR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT SHE IS TELLING YOU.

That means "Do not plan on fucking me again but I need the hell fucked out of me tonight so your in."

You got that right.

CDSmith · 03-06-2004, 07:28 PM

JeezLouisewithSwisscheese Rictor, you're an old married fart, when was the last time you even HAD a first date?

Btw, I never do this, I'm not a slut.

Rictor · 03-06-2004, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by StickyGreen
if she lets you fuck on the first date you better keep it just that first date...maybe hit it a couple more times but she most likely a slut just tryin to get some stiff dick from the next dude...

I don't know if I ever dated a girl I didn't fuck on the first date. I'm that smooth.

Rictor · 03-06-2004, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
when is the last time you had a first date?

Let's see, I've been married since 1999...so I'm going to say...last week?

Rictor · 03-06-2004, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by AlienQ

YOUR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT SHE IS TELLING YOU.

That means "Do not plan on fucking me again but I need the hell fucked out of me tonight so your in."

But then why do they always follow it up the next morning with "You're gonna call me, right?" or "You better fucking call me because I don't do one-night stands." The second one is the psycho chicks...I dig those.

Rictor · 03-06-2004, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
JeezLouisewithSwisscheese Rictor, you're an old married fart, when was the last time you even HAD a first date?

Btw, I never do this, I'm not a slut.

What Laura doesn't know can't hurt me.

Steve · 03-06-2004, 11:30 PM

even better is the girl who "never put a condom on a cock" spitting onto your knob to make it slide on easier......

yeah, you never did THAT before

runaway · 03-06-2004, 11:51 PM

Its to make you feel betta.... even if its not true!

CDSmith · 03-06-2004, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
What Laura doesn't know can't hurt me.

I've seen pics of Laura. She looks like she could twist your head off.

I wouldn't chance it.

stocktrader23 · 03-06-2004, 11:57 PM

I bet they all have a bald or almost bald snatch!

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