Why is it that every time you get lucky on the first date
 

The chick says something along the lines of "I never do this" or "I've never done this on the first date before"? Who the fuck do they think they're fooling?

you. thats why they say it.























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Just go along with the fantasy and stop bitchin :winkwink:

i normally here, you are going to think im a slut, but im not

god, thats the best fuckin 1

dirty fuckin sluts

Damn you...I thought always that it meant I was different than the rest of the guys. :(


Oh well.

Here's to sluts! :glugglug

i thought Rictor is gay...
oh well, who cares

if she lets you fuck on the first date you better keep it just that first date...maybe hit it a couple more times but she most likely a slut just tryin to get some stiff dick from the next dude...

calling girls sluts from guys who would hit a hole in the wall is great reading:glugglug

Yup, that's what I was thinking. Just be happy you got some :)

when is the last time you had a first date?

This isn't related but the conversation made me think of it..

Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think men care!

probably cause the guy is lame and wants it to end:2 cents:

Or a date for that matter in my case :)
WG

Cause the guy isnt doing it for her and she dosnt wanna be rude and say, dude, u suck.

I have had sex with very few people. AND... I have had sex on the first date. So, it was true for me. :)

Again.. "Because they think men care!"

It's a joke.. yet so much truth in it.. especially when you reply with something like that.

Hehe, boys always come right after girls fake it. I dont think its cuase u care, I think it turns you on. Am I right? All that wiggling and moanin makes ya pop. :) :) :)

YOUR NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT SHE IS TELLING YOU.

That means "Do not plan on fucking me again but I need the hell fucked out of me tonight so your in."

never had anyone say that to me. they must understand that since Im paying them, i already know their sluts. :winkwink:

Not that I have any say in how you live your life, but I think you need to start hooking up with a higher class of boys there stephanie.

You got that right.

JeezLouisewithSwisscheese Rictor, you're an old married fart, when was the last time you even HAD a first date?



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Btw, I never do this, I'm not a slut.

I don't know if I ever dated a girl I didn't fuck on the first date. I'm that smooth.

Let's see, I've been married since 1999...so I'm going to say...last week?

But then why do they always follow it up the next morning with "You're gonna call me, right?" or "You better fucking call me because I don't do one-night stands." The second one is the psycho chicks...I dig those.

What Laura doesn't know can't hurt me.

even better is the girl who "never put a condom on a cock" spitting onto your knob to make it slide on easier......

yeah, you never did THAT before :1orglaugh

Its to make you feel betta.... even if its not true!

I've seen pics of Laura. She looks like she could twist your head off.

I wouldn't chance it.

I bet they all have a bald or almost bald snatch!