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lil2rich4u2 · 03-06-2004, 10:27 PM

she isnt the hottest peice of ass around, but she is far from busted. At first she doesnt fall for your one-liners, but finally she agrees to a drink and you guys are laughing the night away for several hours (and several drinks).

after a few hours she realizes all her friends had gone home without her, and now she is there alone ... so you offer to keep her company for a while.

following her to her place, you are very excited and almost sure you will get lucky! You can practically taste the pussy already!!

you pull up and follow her upstairs, acting like a pure gentleman while your heart races like a beast. After a few drinks on the couch you begin to make out a bit, tons of touching and feeling, lots of seductive teasing.

HER SHIRT COMES OFF!! and you are just 100% positive you will be getting some ass!! Ok so now you yank the bra off with skill and her breasts are absolutely flawless! your shirt comes off also and the kissing/touching/feeling continues.

She begins to lower herself down your chest, across your mid section and is now licking your naval ... you unzip the pants!

You always go to the bar not wearing any underwear, so that is a huge turnon for her and she instantly begins going down on you.

sucking frantically, then slowing down ... very erotic, perfect blowjob! you cannot beleive its true!

consumed by the pleasure (not to mention the drinks) you rip off the rest of your clothes, as does she. you notice that she has a rod bigger than yours!

You begin thinking that she has already been sucking on yours for about 15 minutes now (seams like hours) and also that there is nobody else around but the two of you, nobody would ever know!

Do you:

A. continue the night fucking her in the ass and ignore the rod

B. say fuck it with an open mind, and suck her dry and then fuck her ass

C. say WTF and run out screaming like a bitch

D. other

Personally i think anyone that says anything other than A or B is a fucking liar or has some serious issues, but thats just my opinion.

Seriously answer with an open mind, all those drinks? She already sucked you off ... nobody is around ....

spamofon · 03-06-2004, 10:28 PM

answer with an open mind:

YOU ARE A FUCKING HOMO!

Oracle Porn · 03-06-2004, 10:29 PM

C
if the rod is smaller than mine now thats another story :winkwin:

Ironhorse · 03-06-2004, 10:33 PM

Really, the way you put it, it just sounds so dirty

lil2rich4u2 · 03-06-2004, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
C
if the rod is smaller than mine now thats another story :winkwin:

allamerican2003 · 03-06-2004, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
After a few drinks on the couch you begin to make out a bit, tons of touching and feeling, lots of seductive teasing.

with all the touching and feeling you didnt realize she had a "rod"?

Remember this for next time:
bulge in pants=penis=man

Za Ha · 03-06-2004, 10:39 PM

I would seriously run.

stevecore · 03-06-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by allamerican2003

with all the touching and feeling you didnt realize she had a "rod"?

Remember this for next time:
bulge in pants=penis=man

or "if it smells like cologne... leave it alone."

03-06-2004, 10:43 PM

you mentionned I had alot to drink

I would probably go on

lil2rich4u2 · 03-06-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore

or "if it smells like cologne... leave it alone."

baddog · 03-06-2004, 10:46 PM

D - punch him in the face and knock him out, find the drugs and alcohol, take his money and leave

Ash@phpFX · 03-06-2004, 10:52 PM

i hope you arent serious that you would stay

MattO · 03-06-2004, 10:56 PM

I couldn't get past the wearing no underwear bit. That's gross.

baddog · 03-06-2004, 11:00 PM

so Rich, did you go for option A or B?

riosluts · 03-06-2004, 11:04 PM

id go with C
and is this a true story

Ironhorse · 03-06-2004, 11:08 PM

I had a friend who was a vocal homophobe and one night this happened to him, but he went on a second date, later he had a total breakdown and fucked up a bunch of people including myself and my family, we are still recovering. He also had a history of getting molested in seminary school the same year his father died, he was all fucked up.

PatrickKing · 03-06-2004, 11:16 PM

Well you mentioned The 15 minute blow job before reaching down , This senerio would not apply to me as I would have came about 14 mins. and 30 secs ago. By the 15 min point I would be driving home.

Rorschach · 03-06-2004, 11:19 PM

I'd get in there and suck that rock hard tranny pole.

JensMoviePost · 03-06-2004, 11:40 PM

What a gay fantasy

stocktrader23 · 03-06-2004, 11:46 PM

C.

Then I'd come back and kick it's ass.

exspamr · 03-06-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
D - punch him in the face and knock him out, find the drugs and alcohol, take his money and leave

beat me to it... except id probably murder the fuck... then again, it would never happen so who cares

tranza · 03-06-2004, 11:58 PM

WTF???

First off, stop calling the tranny a "she"

Second, I'd go with optino D, I'd kick the tranny on the balls and then bit the shit out off his ass...

Then I'd leave...

CDSmith · 03-07-2004, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
D - punch him in the face and knock him out, find the drugs and alcohol, take his money and leave

This is about as close to the answer I was thinking as it's likely to get. :D

I was going to say kill it, gut it, bury it in the backyard and never think of it again. But then I thought Baddog's answer might be even better.

Lykos · 03-07-2004, 12:21 AM

Way too long

exspamr · 03-07-2004, 12:25 AM

i learned how to avoid such a situation from crocodile dundee

CDSmith · 03-07-2004, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lykos
Way too long

Attention deficit disorder?

lil2rich4u2 · 03-07-2004, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing
Well you mentioned The 15 minute blow job before reaching down , This senerio would not apply to me as I would have came about 14 mins. and 30 secs ago. By the 15 min point I would be driving home.

baddog · 03-07-2004, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
This is about as close to the answer I was thinking as it's likely to get. :D

I was going to say kill it, gut it, bury it in the backyard and never think of it again. But then I thought Baddog's answer might be even better.

not suggesting it ever happened of course

CDSmith · 03-07-2004, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
not suggesting it ever happened of course

Of course. Purely hypothetical.

wdsguy · 03-07-2004, 02:21 AM

i would let sher suck me off then kick her to the curb

Paul Markham · 03-07-2004, 02:27 AM

lil2rich4u2 so tell us which of the options did the guy choose and do you frequently hang around in bars dressed as a girl?

alexg · 03-07-2004, 02:50 AM

C

I think you can find out if a girl is a tranny or not by her looks most of the time

VicMartin · 03-07-2004, 02:51 AM

E. Kill it!

kush · 03-07-2004, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
lil2rich4u2 so tell us which of the options did the guy choose and do you frequently hang around in bars dressed as a girl?

Shortbread · 03-07-2004, 03:23 AM

Rip, I'll let you handle this one

rowan · 03-07-2004, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
WTF???

First off, stop calling the tranny a "she"

Paraphrasing a movie I saw recently...

"Just remember, a transexual is not a woman with a penis... it's a man with boobs!"

goBigtime · 03-07-2004, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
D - punch him in the face and knock him out, find the drugs and alcohol, take his money and leave

Tranny trick = get rich quick

Shortbread · 03-07-2004, 03:34 AM

I think this happens to Rip and Makingcoin everynight

Paul Waters · 03-07-2004, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing
Well you mentioned The 15 minute blow job before reaching down , This senerio would not apply to me as I would have came about 14 mins. and 30 secs ago. By the 15 min point I would be driving home.

A true Cassanova...

Jer · 03-07-2004, 05:33 AM

When I clicked this thread I knew it was about a shemale.

03-07-2004, 05:53 AM

Why would someone go to the bar with no underwear?

bluff · 03-07-2004, 06:01 AM

C of course

and puke

Groove · 03-07-2004, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

Tranny trick = get rich quick

NoCarrier · 03-07-2004, 06:14 AM

Man, you need to get back on your medication. ASAP.

Shoehorn! · 03-07-2004, 06:18 AM

D, and it would involve homicide.

03-06-2004, 10:27 PM	#1
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	ok you meet a chick at the bar ... (long read) she isnt the hottest peice of ass around, but she is far from busted. At first she doesnt fall for your one-liners, but finally she agrees to a drink and you guys are laughing the night away for several hours (and several drinks). after a few hours she realizes all her friends had gone home without her, and now she is there alone ... so you offer to keep her company for a while. following her to her place, you are very excited and almost sure you will get lucky! You can practically taste the pussy already!! you pull up and follow her upstairs, acting like a pure gentleman while your heart races like a beast. After a few drinks on the couch you begin to make out a bit, tons of touching and feeling, lots of seductive teasing. HER SHIRT COMES OFF!! and you are just 100% positive you will be getting some ass!! Ok so now you yank the bra off with skill and her breasts are absolutely flawless! your shirt comes off also and the kissing/touching/feeling continues. She begins to lower herself down your chest, across your mid section and is now licking your naval ... you unzip the pants! You always go to the bar not wearing any underwear, so that is a huge turnon for her and she instantly begins going down on you. sucking frantically, then slowing down ... very erotic, perfect blowjob! you cannot beleive its true! consumed by the pleasure (not to mention the drinks) you rip off the rest of your clothes, as does she. you notice that she has a rod bigger than yours! You begin thinking that she has already been sucking on yours for about 15 minutes now (seams like hours) and also that there is nobody else around but the two of you, nobody would ever know! Do you: A. continue the night fucking her in the ass and ignore the rod B. say fuck it with an open mind, and suck her dry and then fuck her ass C. say WTF and run out screaming like a bitch D. other Personally i think anyone that says anything other than A or B is a fucking liar or has some serious issues, but thats just my opinion. Seriously answer with an open mind, all those drinks? She already sucked you off ... nobody is around .... __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

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Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	I had a friend who was a vocal homophobe and one night this happened to him, but he went on a second date, later he had a total breakdown and fucked up a bunch of people including myself and my family, we are still recovering. He also had a history of getting molested in seminary school the same year his father died, he was all fucked up. __________________ [email protected]

03-06-2004, 10:28 PM	#2
spamofon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,999	answer with an open mind: YOU ARE A FUCKING HOMO!

03-06-2004, 10:39 PM	#7
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	I would seriously run.

03-06-2004, 10:43 PM	#9
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	you mentionned I had alot to drink I would probably go on

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	D - punch him in the face and knock him out, find the drugs and alcohol, take his money and leave

03-06-2004, 10:52 PM	#12
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03-06-2004, 11:00 PM	#14
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	so Rich, did you go for option A or B?

03-06-2004, 11:16 PM	#17
PatrickKing Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Looking in your hahahahahaha. Posts: 2,096	Well you mentioned The 15 minute blow job before reaching down , This senerio would not apply to me as I would have came about 14 mins. and 30 secs ago. By the 15 min point I would be driving home. __________________ [email protected]

03-06-2004, 11:19 PM	#18
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	I'd get in there and suck that rock hard tranny pole.

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03-06-2004, 11:58 PM	#22
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	WTF??? First off, stop calling the tranny a "she" Second, I'd go with optino D, I'd kick the tranny on the balls and then bit the shit out off his ass... Then I'd leave... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

03-07-2004, 12:21 AM	#24
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exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	i learned how to avoid such a situation from crocodile dundee

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	i would let sher suck me off then kick her to the curb

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Shortbread Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,181	Rip, I'll let you handle this one

03-07-2004, 03:34 AM	#38
Shortbread Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,181	I think this happens to Rip and Makingcoin everynight

03-07-2004, 05:33 AM	#40
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03-07-2004, 05:53 AM	#41
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03-07-2004, 06:01 AM	#42
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03-07-2004, 06:14 AM	#44
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03-07-2004, 06:18 AM	#45
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