ok you meet a chick at the bar ... (long read)
 

she isnt the hottest peice of ass around, but she is far from busted. At first she doesnt fall for your one-liners, but finally she agrees to a drink and you guys are laughing the night away for several hours (and several drinks).

after a few hours she realizes all her friends had gone home without her, and now she is there alone ... so you offer to keep her company for a while.

following her to her place, you are very excited and almost sure you will get lucky! You can practically taste the pussy already!!

you pull up and follow her upstairs, acting like a pure gentleman while your heart races like a beast. After a few drinks on the couch you begin to make out a bit, tons of touching and feeling, lots of seductive teasing.

HER SHIRT COMES OFF!! and you are just 100% positive you will be getting some ass!! Ok so now you yank the bra off with skill and her breasts are absolutely flawless! your shirt comes off also and the kissing/touching/feeling continues.

She begins to lower herself down your chest, across your mid section and is now licking your naval ... you unzip the pants!

You always go to the bar not wearing any underwear, so that is a huge turnon for her and she instantly begins going down on you.

sucking frantically, then slowing down ... very erotic, perfect blowjob! you cannot beleive its true!

consumed by the pleasure (not to mention the drinks) you rip off the rest of your clothes, as does she. you notice that she has a rod bigger than yours!

You begin thinking that she has already been sucking on yours for about 15 minutes now (seams like hours) and also that there is nobody else around but the two of you, nobody would ever know!

Do you:

A. continue the night fucking her in the ass and ignore the rod

B. say fuck it with an open mind, and suck her dry and then fuck her ass

C. say WTF and run out screaming like a bitch

D. other


:Graucho

Personally i think anyone that says anything other than A or B is a fucking liar or has some serious issues, but thats just my opinion.

Seriously answer with an open mind, all those drinks? She already sucked you off ... nobody is around ....

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answer with an open mind:

YOU ARE A FUCKING HOMO!

C
if the rod is smaller than mine now thats another story :winkwin:

Really, the way you put it, it just sounds so dirty :winkwink:

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with all the touching and feeling you didnt realize she had a "rod"?

Remember this for next time:
bulge in pants=penis=man
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I would seriously run.

or "if it smells like cologne... leave it alone."

you mentionned I had alot to drink

I would probably go on

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D - punch him in the face and knock him out, find the drugs and alcohol, take his money and leave

i hope you arent serious that you would stay :throwup

I couldn't get past the wearing no underwear bit. That's gross.

so Rich, did you go for option A or B?

id go with C
and is this a true story

I had a friend who was a vocal homophobe and one night this happened to him, but he went on a second date, later he had a total breakdown and fucked up a bunch of people including myself and my family, we are still recovering. He also had a history of getting molested in seminary school the same year his father died, he was all fucked up.

Well you mentioned The 15 minute blow job before reaching down , This senerio would not apply to me as I would have came about 14 mins. and 30 secs ago. By the 15 min point I would be driving home.:winkwink:

I'd get in there and suck that rock hard tranny pole.

What a gay fantasy

C.

Then I'd come back and kick it's ass.

beat me to it... except id probably murder the fuck... then again, it would never happen so who cares

WTF???

First off, stop calling the tranny a "she"

Second, I'd go with optino D, I'd kick the tranny on the balls and then bit the shit out off his ass...

Then I'd leave...

This is about as close to the answer I was thinking as it's likely to get. :D




I was going to say kill it, gut it, bury it in the backyard and never think of it again. But then I thought Baddog's answer might be even better.

Way too long:(

i learned how to avoid such a situation from crocodile dundee

Attention deficit disorder?

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not suggesting it ever happened of course

Of course. Purely hypothetical.












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i would let sher suck me off then kick her to the curb

lil2rich4u2 so tell us which of the options did the guy choose and do you frequently hang around in bars dressed as a girl? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

C

I think you can find out if a girl is a tranny or not by her looks most of the time

E. Kill it!

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Rip, I'll let you handle this one

Paraphrasing a movie I saw recently...

"Just remember, a transexual is not a woman with a penis... it's a man with boobs!"

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Tranny trick = get rich quick

I think this happens to Rip and Makingcoin everynight

A true Cassanova...

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When I clicked this thread I knew it was about a shemale.

Why would someone go to the bar with no underwear?

C of course

and puke

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Man, you need to get back on your medication. ASAP.

D, and it would involve homicide.