Has God ever spoken to you in your dreams? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 03-06-2004, 09:46 PM

I think I might be the messiah.

arial · 03-06-2004, 09:46 PM

Yes, he told me to turn left when I get to the white path.

Fletch XXX · 03-06-2004, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I think I might be the messiah.

if so i hope you are burned alive like was done to my pagan brethren ;)

and you could be crucified like the last fucking idiot that called him the messiah.

i am all for public crucifixion.

all fucking for it.

420 · 03-06-2004, 09:47 PM

I only talk to god when we smoke blunts together every thursday

Juicy D. Links · 03-06-2004, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

if so i hope you are burned alive like was done to my pagan brethren ;)

and you could be crucified like the last fucking idiot that called him the messiah.

i am all for public crucifixion.

all fucking for it.

There is a church out here in NY with a sign that says

"We have found the messiah"

I am gonna take apic next time i pass it

ldinternet · 03-06-2004, 10:02 PM

Never. But I've shouted out all kinds of shit while dreaming and woken myself up with it.

Most recently something along the lines of, "get the fuck out you fucking loser!"

On top of that, I'm told that I've said all kinds of things while asleep.

media · 03-06-2004, 10:06 PM

I saw Jesus walk across the freeway on i-5 near sacramento...

Was a homeless guy, he looked at me as he was crossing the 2 northbound lanes... there were alot of cars, no one slowed down, hit brake lights or swerved.. and he causally walked thru traffic without getting hit.. It was fucking odd, and when I turned around to go wtf I didnt see him any more.. And my wife asked me "did you just see that?" Thought it was odd indeed...

stevecore · 03-06-2004, 10:10 PM

only during my nocturnal emissions... "Ohhhhhh GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!"

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media Confirmed Moneymaker Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees! Posts: 9,852	I saw Jesus walk across the freeway on i-5 near sacramento... Was a homeless guy, he looked at me as he was crossing the 2 northbound lanes... there were alot of cars, no one slowed down, hit brake lights or swerved.. and he causally walked thru traffic without getting hit.. It was fucking odd, and when I turned around to go wtf I didnt see him any more.. And my wife asked me "did you just see that?" Thought it was odd indeed... __________________ I'm here for the violence!

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arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	Yes, he told me to turn left when I get to the white path.

03-06-2004, 10:02 PM	#6
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Never. But I've shouted out all kinds of shit while dreaming and woken myself up with it. Most recently something along the lines of, "get the fuck out you fucking loser!" On top of that, I'm told that I've said all kinds of things while asleep.

03-06-2004, 10:10 PM	#8
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	only during my nocturnal emissions... "Ohhhhhh GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!"