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greentea · 03-05-2004, 07:56 PM

Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.

Platinumpimp · 03-05-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.

what did you use?

klik · 03-05-2004, 07:59 PM

http://www.wishing.com/quickdetox/
http://www.urineluck.com/

then there's also this stuff called "the stuff"

try searching google for it.

TweetyBird · 03-05-2004, 08:00 PM

that is the first question that needs an answer indeed

greentea · 03-05-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp

what did you use?

You should know me by now, Im strictly about the greens.
I dont bleed red, i bleed green. I run on THC.

I might have to take a piss test soon, the only thing in my system is herb.

greentea · 03-05-2004, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.wishing.com/quickdetox/
http://www.urineluck.com/

then there's also this stuff called "the stuff"

try searching google for it.

thank you, keep them coming guys.

Joesho · 03-05-2004, 08:05 PM

Last time I had to take a drug test was about ten years ago, but I used this stuff called ZYdot special blend, it is made in tulsa OK and I passed 13 piss tests, for the probation department so I guess it worked, or they did not check the tests, cause I smoked everyday...

not sure if tests have became more sophisticated, or if that company is still aroubnd but that is my story and I am sticking to it

Spunky · 03-05-2004, 08:05 PM

Just don't do them.

greentea · 03-05-2004, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Last time I had to take a drug test was about ten years ago, but I used this stuff called ZYdot special blend, it is made in tulsa OK and I passed 13 piss tests, for the probation department so I guess it worked, or they did not check the tests, cause I smoked everyday... not sure if tests have became more sophisticated, or if that company is still aroubnd but that is my story and I am sticking to it

Is ZYdot still sold?

arial · 03-05-2004, 08:11 PM

Bleach on your fingers.

Joesho · 03-05-2004, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

Is ZYdot still sold?

not sure bro, call tuls OK info and ask for a number...

sorry I have no more info to help you..

Lonny · 03-05-2004, 08:21 PM

certo cake mix and cranberry juice. I passed all my parole drug test the last 3 times using just that.

ThePornPusher · 03-05-2004, 08:22 PM

One of my good friends has to do this for his probabtion... Go to a local vitamin store (There is a Vitamin Shoppe on Long island, I don't know if there is where you live). Get any type of detox, I can't remember the name of the one. Its in a red bottle, it works the best. Anyway buy one of those suckers, and drink about 2 gallons of water the day of the test, then drink the detox about 2-3 hours before the test and piss your brains out because you will be pissing diferent colors for the first few times you piss. This has worked for the past 12 months hes been on it.

ThePornPusher

greentea · 03-05-2004, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho

not sure bro, call tuls OK info and ask for a number...

sorry I have no more info to help you..

thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.

greentea · 03-05-2004, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThePornPusher
One of my good friends has to do this for his probabtion... Go to a local vitamin store (There is a Vitamin Shoppe on Long island, I don't know if there is where you live). Get any type of detox, I can't remember the name of the one. Its in a red bottle, it works the best. Anyway buy one of those suckers, and drink about 2 gallons of water the day of the test, then drink the detox about 2-3 hours before the test and piss your brains out because you will be pissing diferent colors for the first few times you piss. This has worked for the past 12 months hes been on it.

ThePornPusher

Thanks!

The test if i have to take it is 1-2 weeks away, i want to start detoxing now. Should i start using this shit right away, like tommorow?

m00d · 03-05-2004, 08:26 PM

the urinator
http://urinator.com/urinator.html

detoxed · 03-05-2004, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.

if you get high around your dog your dog will fail the test too.
i failed a fucking test when i hadnt even smoked anything for 6 months previous to taking it.

detoxed · 03-05-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

Thanks!

The test if i have to take it is 1-2 weeks away, i want to start detoxing now. Should i start using this shit right away, like tommorow?

Just drink a ton of water this week, a lot.

stephanie m. · 03-05-2004, 08:30 PM

I'm trying to remember the name of the one I took for a pot pot piss test. Its very thick, comes in red, orange, and yellow, and the bottle is the shape of a beer bottle. Sorry, it worked great, but I cant remember the name, ill try!

greentea · 03-05-2004, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed

Just drink a ton of water this week, a lot.

Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.

What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.

m00d · 03-05-2004, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.

What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.

thenyou need the urinator

pimplink · 03-05-2004, 08:35 PM

Drink a lot of water.

detoxed · 03-05-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.

What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.

Ok that case of bottled water should last you about a day... you need to drink a ton of water

GFED · 03-05-2004, 08:37 PM

Niacin

Herb Kornfield · 03-05-2004, 09:08 PM

http://www.passusa.com/html/drinks.shtml

Ive used this as of 3 months ago and it does work....

Here is how you clean out FAST....

1. Stop smoking weed NOW.

2. Drink as much water as humanly possible and then some more and then more. THC hides out in the fat cells.

3. Takes at least 30 days to get out. 15 at the VERY least.

greentea · 03-05-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
http://www.passusa.com/html/drinks.shtml

Ive used this as of 3 months ago and it does work....

Here is how you clean out FAST....

1. Stop smoking weed NOW.

2. Drink as much water as humanly possible and then some more and then more. THC hides out in the fat cells.

3. Takes at least 30 days to get out. 15 at the VERY least.

Thanks Herb, I been smoke free now for about 3 days.
going to start on the water regiment asap!

Im about 10-14 days away from the test

greentea · 03-05-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed

Ok that case of bottled water should last you about a day... you need to drink a ton of water

Correction, will be buying a few cases!

69pornlinks · 03-05-2004, 09:15 PM

if you know the date, just flush your system the nite before with water, or go the vinegar route...your 1st piss in the morning will be clean..or use golden seal......but if they use your hair for the test then you're fucked, only the feds do that any ither just use your piss

nofx · 03-05-2004, 09:26 PM

when I had to pass a piss test, I stopped smoking 7 days prior to the test and drank lots of gatorade/water mixed with fruit pectin(its used for canning stuff). it makes you piss a lot but it worked and I passed.

$5 submissions · 03-05-2004, 09:30 PM

Drink a lot of water, man.

wyldblyss · 03-05-2004, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.

Do that and you will be in a shitload of trouble. Any lab tech who is not asleep on the job will pick up on it immediately.

russian_agent_69 · 03-05-2004, 10:09 PM

Watching all you loser potheads squirm when faced with responsbility makes me laugh. I hope for whatever reason you need to take the test, you get fucked.

roybucks · 03-05-2004, 10:17 PM

eat a dick you fucking pig

greentea · 03-05-2004, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by russian_agent_69
Watching all you loser potheads squirm when faced with responsbility makes me laugh. I hope for whatever reason you need to take the test, you get fucked.

Faced with resonsbility? your a joke.

Im 27, i OWN my house, Make extremely good money off the internet, can you same the same? go back to your hole troll.

SomeCreep · 03-05-2004, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.

Ask a friend for their urine.

bluff · 03-05-2004, 10:22 PM

Drink a lot of water.

roybucks · 03-05-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by SomeCreep

Ask a friend for their urine.

my bro used his bud's urine... it molded in his closet before the test, he scraped it off the top, submitted it and passed.. that was a mail in my parents made him do though..

KeWLKaT · 03-05-2004, 10:27 PM

dunno but i just smoked a fat spliffffffffffffffffffffffff

Sarah_Jayne · 03-05-2004, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.wishing.com/quickdetox/

thanks..quick detox is doing really well at the moment and is selling especially well paired with our new Uncle Rummies Hangover Helper pills.

funkmaster · 03-05-2004, 10:37 PM

... come on zulu, why do they make you do a test? you are not working on an aussie visa again, are you ??

greentea · 03-05-2004, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
... come on zulu, why do they make you do a test? you are not working on an aussie visa again, are you ??

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................

hahaha, hell i might even start a new thread about it soon

Hey my ban ended 2 years ago, im offically allowed back into AU again! Not that ill be going there anytime soon. Well maybe to pay that cockholster greg a visit.

funkmaster · 03-05-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................

hahaha, hell i might even start a new thread about it soon

... mate, I know what happened when you arrived at brizzy airport the last time. it's a wonderful story and well worth a new thread.

m00d · 03-05-2004, 10:45 PM

Again, I have to recommend the Urinator. It's fool proof.

XxXotic · 03-05-2004, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
Bleach on your fingers.

bleach shows up in the test

greentea · 03-05-2004, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster

... mate, I know what happened when you arrived at brizzy airport the last time. it's a wonderful story and well worth a new thread.

Im actually now looking for the letter from the Australian Immigration, that says im banned for for 3 years!

It will make that thread more complete.

greentea · 03-05-2004, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
Again, I have to recommend the Urinator. It's fool proof.

I just looked at it, think i might buy it.

funkmaster · 03-05-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

Im actually now looking for the letter from the Australian Immigration, that says im banned for for 3 years!

... post the story, it's a cracker !!

spentrent · 03-05-2004, 11:14 PM

DON'T BUY SHIT!

You're not gonna "beat" a drug test -- as in "mask" the cannibinoids in your bladder -- what you need to do is piss water and disguise it somehow. You can pay 30 to 50 bucks for the rip-off shit in head shops, but do you think they contain some kind of magical chemicals or something?

1) 6 hours before the test, start drinking water. A good way to keep your intake going is to use a gallon jug and just keep on filiing it up.

2) 2 hours before your test, you should have finished 2 gallons or so, and your piss is clear by now. At this point, take a MEGADOSE of vitamin B complex and a dose of creatine. You don't need to be scientiic here -- I took about 2x the recommended dosage. B vitamins restore the color AND the pH to your piss; creatine restores the specific gravity. Granted, it will definitely look a little neon colored, but it will be yellow.

3) When you take the test, you want to collect from the middle of your stream; ie, piss into the toilet first, then into the cup, then finish into the toilet -- the TINY percentage of cannibinoids left in your bladder will come out at the beginning and the end. Probably not enough to set off a red flag, but take the precaution anyway.

greentea, this is a GAINESVILLE head talking to you. We know our shit ;). I can vouch personally for this method. The night before I smoked a fat spliff.

Good luck to you

.

greentea · 03-05-2004, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spentrent
DON'T BUY SHIT!

You're not gonna "beat" a drug test -- as in "mask" the cannibinoids in your bladder -- what you need to do is piss water and disguise it somehow. You can pay 30 to 50 bucks for the rip-off shit in head shops, but do you think they contain some kind of magical chemicals or something?

1) 6 hours before the test, start drinking water. A good way to keep your intake going is to use a gallon jug and just keep on filiing it up.

2) 2 hours before your test, you should have finished 2 gallons or so, and your piss is clear by now. At this point, take a MEGADOSE of vitamin B complex and a dose of creatine. You don't need to be scientiic here -- I took about 2x the recommended dosage. B vitamins restore the color AND the pH to your piss; creatine restores the specific gravity. Granted, it will definitely look a little neon colored, but it will be yellow.

3) When you take the test, you want to collect from the middle of your stream; ie, piss into the toilet first, then into the cup, then finish into the toilet -- the TINY percentage of cannibinoids left in your bladder will come out at the beginning and the end. Probably not enough to set off a red flag, but take the precaution anyway.

greentea, this is a GAINESVILLE head talking to you. We know our shit ;). I can vouch personally for this method. The night before I smoked a fat spliff.

Good luck to you .

Thanks for this

winter · 03-05-2004, 11:52 PM

http://www.bdtzone.com/pass_any_drug_test.asp

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russian_agent_69 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 247	Watching all you loser potheads squirm when faced with responsbility makes me laugh. I hope for whatever reason you need to take the test, you get fucked.

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spentrent Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: LA Posts: 876	DON'T BUY SHIT! You're not gonna "beat" a drug test -- as in "mask" the cannibinoids in your bladder -- what you need to do is piss water and disguise it somehow. You can pay 30 to 50 bucks for the rip-off shit in head shops, but do you think they contain some kind of magical chemicals or something? 1) 6 hours before the test, start drinking water. A good way to keep your intake going is to use a gallon jug and just keep on filiing it up. 2) 2 hours before your test, you should have finished 2 gallons or so, and your piss is clear by now. At this point, take a MEGADOSE of vitamin B complex and a dose of creatine. You don't need to be scientiic here -- I took about 2x the recommended dosage. B vitamins restore the color AND the pH to your piss; creatine restores the specific gravity. Granted, it will definitely look a little neon colored, but it will be yellow. 3) When you take the test, you want to collect from the middle of your stream; ie, piss into the toilet first, then into the cup, then finish into the toilet -- the TINY percentage of cannibinoids left in your bladder will come out at the beginning and the end. Probably not enough to set off a red flag, but take the precaution anyway. greentea, this is a GAINESVILLE head talking to you. We know our shit ;). I can vouch personally for this method. The night before I smoked a fat spliff. Good luck to you .

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