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#1 |
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Please insult me......
yea, i know, you dont know me......
but what the hell..... GO FUCK YOURSELF!! |
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tranny
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I am cool
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You are Oracle Porn
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I am a meat popsicle.
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You smell like cocky.
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Noob.
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iz u p1mpdogg?
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you're nothing but my jiz dripping down your mother's leg!
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hehe Makes me think of a cam site member with the nick "Panty Boy." Is that you, pantyboy??
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Boneprone character!
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Jumping shoeless Jesus on a hotplate! Are you sure that you're a man, you odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime? You don't even classify as homo sapien! You're like a dating magician: you leave the table in the restaurant to use the toilet, and your date disappears. You have a face that only a mother could love - and even she hates it. I've seen people as fugly as you before, but I always had to pay admission. Who ordered the dunce with extra stupid sauce? You should improve your IQ by having your brain amputated, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. You know what they say: average in height, average in bed. Lose some weight, you fat fuck. I bet you have to order your clothes in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us. You're an unemployable, lazy lout. If you got up with nothing to do all day, you'd go to bed with only half of it done. You really should stop buying material for your clothes at curtain sales. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have.
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idiot
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You're the load your mom should have swallowed (worst insult i know
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I think he might get off on insults...
While you do your best..he cums all over the keyboard... ![]()
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So I geuss this guy might just have found his personal heaven here on gfy...
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YOUR A FUCKING JACK RAG
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this is the best place in the world for insults yes? hmmm, maybe im wrong.....maybe the gfy'rs arent very good at insults at all. god damn it, i thought you guys had some good ones ![]() |
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yYou smell like a big juicy cock!
is that fine with you?
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Just hang out here and you will see...
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Logos and such.
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you're so stupid.....
WAIT! never mind, i'm too fuckin stoned. ![]()
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If u touch it, I will cum
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want to get in shape
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OK man...... fuck you , ya big fucking elephant turd!
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you fucken asshole
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You're as useless as the ring of petrified shit under the rim of a public toilet. Now go fuck yourself.
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you sperm burping sorry excuse for a bloody tampon piece of monkey shit cum guzzling goat raping shit eater go fuck yourself and i hope you get hit by a fucking train while crossing the goddamn tracks
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Your polls SUCK DICK!!
You can't have a poll about who you're gonna vote for, for president and leave one of the candidates out, you dumbass!!!! You're the worst poll maker EVER, you stupid piece of shit!
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dickless donkey.
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You spotted snakes with double tongues !
You are a fool, a coward, on all of luxury, an ass a madman !
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Leperosy infected nazi scumbag
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Desire it and have it!!!
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No!
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Go and hit someone you like!
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Fuck you, you Fuckin Son of a Fuck!
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how many of you fucking maggots wanna insult me into page 2?
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$100,000
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you should have never been born, i hope a donkey cums all over your ugly face, stupid ass.
*re-checking to see if im posting to the correct thread* lol |
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cockbreath
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tranny
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Tocard !
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Id hit it
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
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Logos and such.
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Old school
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you play ball like a girl!
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So Fucking Banned
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Istn that... you ?
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Nice tits
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