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toonces · 03-05-2004, 01:20 PM

This whole trial was a waste of taxpayer money. Now we have to pay to house her as well....arrggghhhhh

dropped9 · 03-05-2004, 01:20 PM

51 co0nvicts!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 03-05-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by toonces
This whole trial was a waste of taxpayer money. Now we have to pay to house her as well....arrggghhhhh

every trial like this is a waste of money

SL|M! · 03-05-2004, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by toonces
This whole trial was a waste of taxpayer money. Now we have to pay to house her as well....arrggghhhhh

I dont think its a waste of $$. It was a good thing, rich people cant always buy their way out of trouble!

broke · 03-05-2004, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks

donating to a poilical party comparsion...you said becasue she's a female which i doubt the reason she was convicted...i'm saying if she wouldv'e donated to the "RIGHT" poilitcal party (bush) she wouldv'e be saved...and this is the same for Adelpia

Right.

You have proved that you completely miss the point... and don't know how things work.

valley hina · 03-05-2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by toonces
This whole trial was a waste of taxpayer money. Now we have to pay to house her as well....arrggghhhhh

that is so true

Phoenix · 03-05-2004, 01:26 PM

she didnt really do anything wrong in mybooks.

she had an informal stop loss order on all stocks....i dont hihnk she is being charged for that

so the 50k you guys are mentioning..i think it has nothing to do with that.

she is being charged with obstruction of justice...concerning the tapemachine she erased or something..i could be mistaken.

regardless..i wonder how many employees she has in the states?

come north Martha...we want your billions here...and you can do whatever you want.

pornstar2pac · 03-05-2004, 01:27 PM

when is a martha sex tape gonna come out? she's one sexy milf

SL|M! · 03-05-2004, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
she didnt really do anything wrong in mybooks.

she had an informal stop loss order on all stocks....i dont hihnk she is being charged for that

Comes into the False Statements charges. The jury didnt believe that bullshit story and neither do I

broke · 03-05-2004, 01:30 PM

Go back to bitching about Stern's bad deal...

you all don't understand business.

69pornlinks · 03-05-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by SL|M!
Shes was worth like a billion dollars and she pissed everything away for a lousy 50k. Stupid move on her part.

, she didn't piss nothing away you make it seem like she's bout to do life

Road Rash · 03-05-2004, 01:32 PM

Real Women vs. Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha Stewart: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Real Women: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha Stewart: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar, cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

Martha Stewart: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up."

Real Women: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.

Martha Stewart: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

Real Women: Celery? Never heard of the stuff.

Martha Stewart: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it.

Martha Stewart: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

Martha Stewart: If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women: Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.

And finally the most important tip

Martha Stewart: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and other dishes.

Real Women: Leftover wine?

SL|M! · 03-05-2004, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks

, she didn't piss nothing away you make it seem like she's bout to do life

No, but her company lost a shitload of $$ since the charges. I bet her stock falls even more

scoreman · 03-05-2004, 01:36 PM

Its a Good Thing.

Or better yet HA- HA

BuckLover · 03-05-2004, 01:38 PM

She probably got what she deserved!

broke · 03-05-2004, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by SL|M!

No, but her company lost a shitload of $$ since the charges. I bet her stock falls even more

Why do I deal with you people?

NoCarrier · 03-05-2004, 01:39 PM

cashman · 03-05-2004, 01:39 PM

awesome, I hate the bitch.

SL|M! · 03-05-2004, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by broke

Why do I deal with you people?

So u mean to tell me she hasnt lost a shitload of money since the Govt layed the charges on her?

Randy · 03-05-2004, 01:42 PM

yeh most people on this board if they had that many investments and made the same amount of money would have done the same thing.

Ic3m4nZ · 03-05-2004, 01:43 PM

who the fuck is Martha Stewart

broke · 03-05-2004, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by SL|M!

So u mean to tell me she hasnt lost a shitload of money since the Govt layed the charges on her?

Yes she did.

But after 20 years in a federal pen... she'd still have more money than you.

Juicy D. Links · 03-05-2004, 01:45 PM

The stock is taking a HIT

Shortttttttttttttt

Rich · 03-05-2004, 01:45 PM

I can't believe she's probably going to jail over a tiny insider trading deal for under 100k, the same thing everyone else does every fucking day on Wall Street for much larger amounts of money. Anyone on this board gets a call from their broker saying the CEO of the company you own stock of is getting out, you sell, period. Then you put down the phone and think, wow, I have a great fucking broker. The only reason she's facing the can is because she lied to the FBI. That's such bullshit, lying to anyone should be legal if you ask me. It's free speech. If I'm guilty of something fucking prove it, because I'm lying.

MT_Butterfly · 03-05-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
*kicks her when she is down*

AND that is for all the hours my mother made me watch your crap ass show in an attempt to show me what 'REAL' women did.

Oh, no kidding! I can't stand her...she's always like "Ewww, look at my fucking perfect fondue" and "Ohhh, look what fucking artsey crafty shit I made today out of an egg carton".

She is a criminal, she got busted and I hope she goes to prison. And I hope K-Mart drops her line of fucking fine linens and house decor items.

broke · 03-05-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
who the fuck is Martha Stewart

Just a woman patsy... don't worry the men still walk free.

baddog · 03-05-2004, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by greentea

Most likely a few years probation and some heavy fines.
I dont see her going to jail.

yeah, her stock will drop, her personal income will drop because she can not be a CEO, COO or anything like that . . .but I doubt she will do time

SL|M! · 03-05-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by broke

Yes she did.

But after 20 years in a federal pen... she'd still have more money than you.

Yeah and after 50 years in the pen she would have more money than u. Thats not the point. After all this shit is done, she will still have more money than anybody on this board.

She did a stupid move cause she got greedy, its as simple as that

'The company beat its guidance for the fourth quarter, posting net income of $4.6 million on revenues of $70.9 million. Revenues were down 8.6% from the year-ago period, but the company posted a net loss of $3.4 million in that period. For full-year 2003, the company posted a net loss of $2.8 million on revenues of $245.8 million. Total company revenue declined 16.7% from the pervious year's results. '

broke · 03-05-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by baddog

yeah, her stock will drop, her personal income will drop because she can not be a CEO, COO or anything like that . . .but I doubt she will do time

The people that think MS is worried about her income and 'net worth' make me laugh.

SL|M! · 03-05-2004, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by broke

The people that think MS is worried about her income and 'net worth' make me laugh.

I'm not worried about her, but instead of being worth 1 Billion dollars, she will only be worth 100 million!

Jimbo · 03-05-2004, 01:54 PM

whos that bitch?

SL|M! · 03-05-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Jimbo
whos that bitch?

some whore who got greedy and just pissed a couple of million dollars away

Phoenix · 03-05-2004, 01:58 PM

I really hope she does something cool..and transfers like 100 million to another country..and just moves there.

I doubt anyone would give her up.

She doesnt deserve jail.

Move to Sweden or go live with the Pope...anything...i think this is a farce.

at the same time they are trying another guy who took over 600 million...he literally ruined 1000's of peoples lives...i bet he gets 2 years less a day in some min security jerk off hole.

They are trying to make a statement here, but i think just as all things going on in the states right now...it is all a colassal brainfuck.

call me a monday morning quarterback all you want..but i mean really...wow

this might have something to do with the fact that i'm turned on by girls who can cook and organise well

Holly · 03-05-2004, 02:01 PM

I think I just heard them say it's a minimum of 16 months jail time, but that she'll go to a federal "farm" type place, for anything less than 3 years. If it's 3 years or over, she'll go to a typical jail cell type deal.

Just heard them say again that she's definitely going, only question is for how long.

SL|M! · 03-05-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
I really hope she does something cool..and transfers like 100 million to another country..and just moves there.

I doubt anyone would give her up.

She doesnt deserve jail.

Move to Sweden or go live with the Pope...anything...i think this is a farce.

She cant move to Sweden cause shes going to jail! She would need to move in the middle east or some other hole where they dont have any extradition treaties with the US

TurboAngel · 03-05-2004, 02:04 PM

Well I'm sure she'll find a way to make the jail cell homely. She'll have it spruced up in no time!

TheJimmy · 03-05-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by toonces
This whole trial was a waste of taxpayer money. Now we have to pay to house her as well....arrggghhhhh

rounders · 03-05-2004, 02:29 PM

she gunna get jail tim!

kimzar · 03-05-2004, 02:32 PM

she should of kept her mouth shut from the beginning

baddog · 03-05-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks

get the fuck outta here, she didn't hurt no one..Ken Lay..hello..she ssold tock before it went under whoope doo..you wouldv'e done the same...

it is called insider trading and it is against the law because it does effect others

stocks rise and fall according to what others do, and if stocks start getting dumped, it lowers the value to those that did not know something was going down

she fucked up for pocket change

Furious_Male · 03-05-2004, 02:46 PM

Super now on to the next of the countless thousands of traders that do what she did on a DAILY basis. Best not stop at 1 person theres plenty to go.

Of course you could just be a sheep and play into this media circus of bullshit surrounding this one woman.

baddog · 03-05-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by broke

The people that think MS is worried about her income and 'net worth' make me laugh.

well, obviously she worried enough about it that she made a stupid move to save a few bucks

playa · 03-05-2004, 02:55 PM

Guilty or Not she ain't spending one day in a jail cell,

She'll prolly be in house arrest or be on a suspended sentence

damn white collar crimes

BRISK · 03-05-2004, 03:11 PM

She gets sentenced on June 17th. Should be interesting to see if she gets prison or not. Either way this is a major fall from grace, especially for a person who's entire business empire is built around her image.

Wow.

ssp · 06-13-2005, 02:44 PM

wtf that sucks

03-05-2004, 01:20 PM	#51
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Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	she didnt really do anything wrong in mybooks. she had an informal stop loss order on all stocks....i dont hihnk she is being charged for that so the 50k you guys are mentioning..i think it has nothing to do with that. she is being charged with obstruction of justice...concerning the tapemachine she erased or something..i could be mistaken. regardless..i wonder how many employees she has in the states? come north Martha...we want your billions here...and you can do whatever you want. __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

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Road Rash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not Far Enough !! Posts: 340	Real Women vs. Martha Stewart Martha Stewart: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. Martha Stewart: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Real Women: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you. Martha Stewart: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar, cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. Martha Stewart: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up." Real Women: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes. Martha Stewart: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Real Women: Celery? Never heard of the stuff. Martha Stewart: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Women: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I just don't do it. Martha Stewart: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? Martha Stewart: If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Women: Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it. And finally the most important tip Martha Stewart: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and other dishes. Real Women: Leftover wine?

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03-05-2004, 01:45 PM	#74
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	I can't believe she's probably going to jail over a tiny insider trading deal for under 100k, the same thing everyone else does every fucking day on Wall Street for much larger amounts of money. Anyone on this board gets a call from their broker saying the CEO of the company you own stock of is getting out, you sell, period. Then you put down the phone and think, wow, I have a great fucking broker. The only reason she's facing the can is because she lied to the FBI. That's such bullshit, lying to anyone should be legal if you ask me. It's free speech. If I'm guilty of something fucking prove it, because I'm lying.

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Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	I really hope she does something cool..and transfers like 100 million to another country..and just moves there. I doubt anyone would give her up. She doesnt deserve jail. Move to Sweden or go live with the Pope...anything...i think this is a farce. at the same time they are trying another guy who took over 600 million...he literally ruined 1000's of peoples lives...i bet he gets 2 years less a day in some min security jerk off hole. They are trying to make a statement here, but i think just as all things going on in the states right now...it is all a colassal brainfuck. call me a monday morning quarterback all you want..but i mean really...wow this might have something to do with the fact that i'm turned on by girls who can cook and organise well __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

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Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	I think I just heard them say it's a minimum of 16 months jail time, but that she'll go to a federal "farm" type place, for anything less than 3 years. If it's 3 years or over, she'll go to a typical jail cell type deal. Just heard them say again that she's definitely going, only question is for how long. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Well I'm sure she'll find a way to make the jail cell homely. She'll have it spruced up in no time!

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	Guilty or Not she ain't spending one day in a jail cell, She'll prolly be in house arrest or be on a suspended sentence damn white collar crimes

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	She gets sentenced on June 17th. Should be interesting to see if she gets prison or not. Either way this is a major fall from grace, especially for a person who's entire business empire is built around her image. Wow. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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