A shhahahahaha Rushed To Emergency Room - GoFuckYourself.com

KRL · 03-05-2004, 07:33 AM

A s h c r o f t Hospitalized With Pancreatitis

WASHINGTON - Attorney General John A s h c r o f t has been hospitalized in an intensive care unit for a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, his chief spokesman said Friday.

psyko514 · 03-05-2004, 07:35 AM

well that's a shame.

Spunky · 03-05-2004, 07:35 AM

Edit...Oh him....that sucks

KRL · 03-05-2004, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Who is John shhahahahaha

I forgot you can't spell it out on GFY, and have to separate the letters.

armyofme · 03-05-2004, 07:38 AM

I was hospitalized for gallstone pancreatitis in '99

it SUCKED so much ass

scoreman · 03-05-2004, 07:39 AM

Unfortunately, there are dozens of clones waiting to take his place. The real problem is at the top, and while a pretzel almost intervened on our behalf, I believe there is a clean bill of health there.

Kevin2 · 03-05-2004, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scoreman
Unfortunately, there are dozens of clones waiting to take his place. The real problem is at the top, and while a pretzel almost intervened on our behalf, I believe there is a clean bill of health there.

I remember that

TweetyBird · 03-05-2004, 07:51 AM

hehe

eroswebmaster · 03-05-2004, 07:51 AM

I had this happen to me about 3 years ago.

I was in the hospital for about 4 1/2 days my liver took a helluva beating the doctor said.

They released me after the infection was under control and made me come back about 2 months later to have my gall bladder removed..fuck me the most horrible pain I have ever felt in my life.

armyofme · 03-05-2004, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I had this happen to me about 3 years ago.

I was in the hospital for about 4 1/2 days my liver took a helluva beating the doctor said.

They released me after the infection was under control and made me come back about 2 months later to have my gall bladder removed..fuck me the most horrible pain I have ever felt in my life.

me too, only i didn't get my gallbladder removed until about 4 years later, when i had a second attack. horrible horrible horrible pain, and for awhile i forgot what it was like to live without nausea.

after that I decided I was too young to be having problems like this, and i started eating/living better

i've lost over 100lbs so far

LiveDose · 03-05-2004, 08:10 AM

What a nice way to end the week.

Joesho · 03-05-2004, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
A s h c r o f t Hospitalized With Pancreatitis

WASHINGTON - Attorney General John A s h c r o f t has been hospitalized in an intensive care unit for a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, his chief spokesman said Friday.

couldn't happen to a nicer guy...... well maybe one

pussyluver · 03-05-2004, 08:21 AM

Trying not to wish him pain. Hope that I am a better person than that? Just want him to go the fuck away! I would also like the return of my civil liberties! BTW, I have a big problem with secret courts too. My list is longer, bu t I just got up.

DeadFidel · 03-05-2004, 08:22 AM

Wonder if he has medical insurance?

Perhaps he has to share a room with 2-3 tax payers.

I was going to include a smil(y), but could not find one to fit the mood.

I hold no "death wish" for him, yet I am not writing a get well card either.

chodadog · 03-05-2004, 08:23 AM

Let's just hope he manages to die somehow.

Paul Markham · 03-05-2004, 08:33 AM

He will probably come out of hospital telling us it was a sign from god that he did not close down enough porn companies and restrict enough civil libeties.

What you can bet money on is that it will not turn him into a sweetheart.

Brujah · 03-05-2004, 08:33 AM

Is this ANOTHER donation thread ?

scoreman · 03-05-2004, 08:49 AM

KRL · 03-05-2004, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Is this ANOTHER donation thread ?

[email protected]

Bansheelinks · 03-05-2004, 12:17 PM

Revel in the pain..............if you give him sympathy (this is someone who wants to take the food out of your mouth), you are a fool.

Fletch XXX · 03-05-2004, 12:18 PM

poor guy.

should we raise money for him?

69pornlinks · 03-05-2004, 12:19 PM

al queda?

greentea · 03-05-2004, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LiveDose
What a nice way to end the week.

I Agree

Gunni · 03-05-2004, 12:28 PM

I think this might be an occasion to quote the bloodhound gang

"I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die"

03-05-2004, 07:33 AM	#1
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	A shhahahahaha Rushed To Emergency Room A s h c r o f t Hospitalized With Pancreatitis WASHINGTON - Attorney General John A s h c r o f t has been hospitalized in an intensive care unit for a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, his chief spokesman said Friday. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

03-05-2004, 07:35 AM	#2
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	well that's a shame. __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

03-05-2004, 07:35 AM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Edit...Oh him....that sucks __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-05-2004, 07:38 AM	#5
armyofme Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: IL Posts: 158	I was hospitalized for gallstone pancreatitis in '99 it SUCKED so much ass __________________ never trust a bald barber, he has no respect for your hair.

03-05-2004, 07:39 AM	#6
scoreman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 1,491	Unfortunately, there are dozens of clones waiting to take his place. The real problem is at the top, and while a pretzel almost intervened on our behalf, I believe there is a clean bill of health there. __________________

03-05-2004, 07:51 AM	#8
TweetyBird Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canadian this !!! Posts: 8,532	hehe __________________ sig for sale. ICQ :338213644

03-05-2004, 07:51 AM	#9
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	I had this happen to me about 3 years ago. I was in the hospital for about 4 1/2 days my liver took a helluva beating the doctor said. They released me after the infection was under control and made me come back about 2 months later to have my gall bladder removed..fuck me the most horrible pain I have ever felt in my life. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

03-05-2004, 08:10 AM	#11
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	What a nice way to end the week. __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

03-05-2004, 08:21 AM	#13
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Trying not to wish him pain. Hope that I am a better person than that? Just want him to go the fuck away! I would also like the return of my civil liberties! BTW, I have a big problem with secret courts too. My list is longer, bu t I just got up.

03-05-2004, 08:22 AM	#14
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,760	Wonder if he has medical insurance? Perhaps he has to share a room with 2-3 tax payers. I was going to include a smil(y), but could not find one to fit the mood. I hold no "death wish" for him, yet I am not writing a get well card either.

03-05-2004, 08:23 AM	#15
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Let's just hope he manages to die somehow. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

03-05-2004, 08:33 AM	#16
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	He will probably come out of hospital telling us it was a sign from god that he did not close down enough porn companies and restrict enough civil libeties. What you can bet money on is that it will not turn him into a sweetheart. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

03-05-2004, 08:33 AM	#17
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Is this ANOTHER donation thread ? __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

03-05-2004, 08:49 AM	#18
scoreman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 1,491	__________________

03-05-2004, 12:17 PM	#20
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Revel in the pain..............if you give him sympathy (this is someone who wants to take the food out of your mouth), you are a fool.

03-05-2004, 12:18 PM	#21
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	poor guy. should we raise money for him? __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

03-05-2004, 12:19 PM	#22
69pornlinks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Heranus Posts: 5,560	al queda? __________________ It IS what it IS

03-05-2004, 12:28 PM	#24
Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	I think this might be an occasion to quote the bloodhound gang "I hope your Pinto begins to spin Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner Perhaps even the British Royal Family And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy And we can't forget the newlyweds And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die I hope your cellmate thinks he's God But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob" Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse While he masturbates to photos of livestock He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance" And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die"