A shhahahahaha Rushed To Emergency Room
 

A s h c r o f t Hospitalized With Pancreatitis

WASHINGTON - Attorney General John A s h c r o f t has been hospitalized in an intensive care unit for a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, his chief spokesman said Friday.

well that's a shame.

Edit...Oh him....that sucks:eek7

I forgot you can't spell it out on GFY, and have to separate the letters.

I was hospitalized for gallstone pancreatitis in '99

it SUCKED so much ass


:(

Unfortunately, there are dozens of clones waiting to take his place. The real problem is at the top, and while a pretzel almost intervened on our behalf, I believe there is a clean bill of health there.

I remember that :1orglaugh

hehe :1orglaugh

I had this happen to me about 3 years ago.

I was in the hospital for about 4 1/2 days my liver took a helluva beating the doctor said.

They released me after the infection was under control and made me come back about 2 months later to have my gall bladder removed..fuck me the most horrible pain I have ever felt in my life.

me too, only i didn't get my gallbladder removed until about 4 years later, when i had a second attack. horrible horrible horrible pain, and for awhile i forgot what it was like to live without nausea.

after that I decided I was too young to be having problems like this, and i started eating/living better

i've lost over 100lbs so far :)

What a nice way to end the week.:thumbsup

couldn't happen to a nicer guy...... well maybe one:Graucho

Trying not to wish him pain. Hope that I am a better person than that? Just want him to go the fuck away! I would also like the return of my civil liberties! BTW, I have a big problem with secret courts too. My list is longer, bu t I just got up.

Wonder if he has medical insurance?

Perhaps he has to share a room with 2-3 tax payers.

I was going to include a smil(y), but could not find one to fit the mood.

I hold no "death wish" for him, yet I am not writing a get well card either.

Let's just hope he manages to die somehow.

He will probably come out of hospital telling us it was a sign from god that he did not close down enough porn companies and restrict enough civil libeties.

What you can bet money on is that it will not turn him into a sweetheart. :(

Is this ANOTHER donation thread ? :2 cents:

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Revel in the pain..............if you give him sympathy (this is someone who wants to take the food out of your mouth), you are a fool.

poor guy.

should we raise money for him?

al queda?

I Agree

I think this might be an occasion to quote the bloodhound gang

"I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die"