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Old 03-03-2004, 12:26 AM   #1
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Yo Mama Favorites - Here are mine

-yo mama so slutty i could be yo daddy.
-yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
-yo mama so slutty, she was on the cover of weaties, with her legs open, and it said " breakfast of the champs".
-yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
-yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
-yo mama so slutty, when she got a new mini-skirt, evryone said she had a nice belt.
-yo mama is soooo fat, that when she walks around in high heels, she srikes oil.
-yo mama like a tv set...even a three-year-old can turn her on.
-yo mama like a hardware store...four cents a screw.

WHat you got ?
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:34 AM   #2
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yo mama so dumb, she didn't teach you to not click yo mama threads
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:35 AM   #3
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this post sucks
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:38 AM   #4
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yo mamma so dumb she put a tv dinner in the vcr

yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code

yo mamma like a ... ahh fuck it

thats all i remember from 4th grade lol
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:39 AM   #5
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wow, this thread can go on forever! I'll bite tho..
yo momma so old she owes jesus a quarter
yo momma so old her ss# is 1
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:42 AM   #6
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yo mamma so fat she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters

yo mamma so fat she got hit by a truck and said "who threw that rock"

yo mamma got no legs talkin bout "picture me rolling"

yo mamma got one arm shorter than the other one and rides her bike in a circle

yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

yo mamma so fat she eats buscuits like tic tacs

yo mamma got one tooth in the back of her mouth and they call the bitch "uno"

etc

oh yeah,

yo mamma so old she got pulled over and when the police asked her for her drivers license she gave them a rock

yo mamma so old she took her drivers license test on dinosaur
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:48 AM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by kirupai
-yo mama so slutty i could be yo daddy.
-yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
-yo mama so slutty, she was on the cover of weaties, with her legs open, and it said " breakfast of the champs".
-yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
-yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
-yo mama so slutty, when she got a new mini-skirt, evryone said she had a nice belt.
-yo mama is soooo fat, that when she walks around in high heels, she srikes oil.
-yo mama like a tv set...even a three-year-old can turn her on.
-yo mama like a hardware store...four cents a screw.

WHat you got ?
those all suck
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:50 AM   #8
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yo mama are just old and lame
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