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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
Posts: 894
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Yo Mama Favorites - Here are mine
-yo mama so slutty i could be yo daddy.
-yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. -yo mama so slutty, she was on the cover of weaties, with her legs open, and it said " breakfast of the champs". -yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. -yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. -yo mama so slutty, when she got a new mini-skirt, evryone said she had a nice belt. -yo mama is soooo fat, that when she walks around in high heels, she srikes oil. -yo mama like a tv set...even a three-year-old can turn her on. -yo mama like a hardware store...four cents a screw. ![]() WHat you got ? |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 3,505
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yo mama so dumb, she didn't teach you to not click yo mama threads
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The Original NoJob
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Jerzzey
Posts: 3,682
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this post sucks
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ICQ: 175171926
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: New York, NY
Posts: 11,046
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yo mamma so dumb she put a tv dinner in the vcr
yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code yo mamma like a ... ahh fuck it thats all i remember from 4th grade lol
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#5 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 1,215
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wow, this thread can go on forever! I'll bite tho..
yo momma so old she owes jesus a quarter yo momma so old her ss# is 1
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#6 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 6,504
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yo mamma so fat she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters
yo mamma so fat she got hit by a truck and said "who threw that rock" yo mamma got no legs talkin bout "picture me rolling" yo mamma got one arm shorter than the other one and rides her bike in a circle yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck yo mamma so fat she eats buscuits like tic tacs yo mamma got one tooth in the back of her mouth and they call the bitch "uno" etc oh yeah, yo mamma so old she got pulled over and when the police asked her for her drivers license she gave them a rock yo mamma so old she took her drivers license test on dinosaur |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,427
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Join The Royal Family
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,463
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yo mama are just old and lame
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