-yo mama so slutty i could be yo daddy.
-yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
-yo mama so slutty, she was on the cover of weaties, with her legs open, and it said " breakfast of the champs".
-yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
-yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
-yo mama so slutty, when she got a new mini-skirt, evryone said she had a nice belt.
-yo mama is soooo fat, that when she walks around in high heels, she srikes oil.
-yo mama like a tv set...even a three-year-old can turn her on.
-yo mama like a hardware store...four cents a screw.
WHat you got ?