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Old 03-01-2004, 09:13 PM   #1
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If you could have ONE wish for anything in the world...

What would it be???
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Mine would be for all politicians all over the word to drop dead at the same moment.
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Shit... that made me feel like my wish was wasted... Do you always have to 1 up me.
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:17 PM   #11
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:17 PM   #12
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What would it be???
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Mine would be for all politicians all over the word to drop dead at the same moment.
So your wish is for anarchy? Sounds like fun.
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:18 PM   #13
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That I can stop time. That would be SWEET! Undress girls and then start time up again, it's like rodeo fucking all over again!

Just imagine the possibilities with that wish! Man o' man, that would be the shit!
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:18 PM   #14
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:18 PM   #15
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So your wish is for anarchy? Sounds like fun.
Anarchy is the best political structure. Anyone who wants to make their own decisions or have the government stay the fuck outta their lives should become a registered Anarchist. It's not about no government with total chaos, it's the idea that the government should let people make thier own choices. True Democracy = Anarchy.
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So your wish is for anarchy? Sounds like fun.
Oh.. it would be...
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:20 PM   #19
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:20 PM   #20
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Anarchy = law of the jungle = bullies making the rules

it's no fuckin better
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:20 PM   #21
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:21 PM   #22
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it's no fuckin better
No, that's wrong. That's what the media and "Big Brother" want you to think Anarchy is. Anarchy isn't about Punk music (although The Sex Pistols kick ass) and no laws. It's merely letting people make decisions for themselves.
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it's no fuckin better
Yea... but at least you would have a sporting shot at one of those dominant positions... do you now????

They still exist but theyve been reserved for a select few.
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:29 PM   #27
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Oh My... with a wish like that, you only want two hours?
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disqualifyed. No wish.


It turns into the defult wish "I wish for an extreamly hairy back"
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disqualifyed. No wish.


It turns into the defult wish "I wish for an extreamly hairy back"
Unless you already have one, in which case it reverts to "I wish to be grogan's cumwhore."
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Unless you already have one, in which case it reverts to "I wish to be grogan's cumwhore."
how unfortunate..
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Mathew 2:14 - Go forth and posteth the "don't be a grogan" image.

I think deep down Tala secretly desires that position.
How else would grogans name come up.
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I'd wish to be above the law in any country

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Oh My... with a wish like that, you only want two hours?
After those 2 hours, you'd be calling me for more!
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Mathew 2:14 - Go forth and posteth the "don't be a grogan" image.

I think deep down Tala secretly desires that position.
How else would grogans name come up.
This goes along the same lines of self-prophecy and your hairy back, then, doesn't it?
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This goes along the same lines of self-prophecy and your hairy back, then, doesn't it?
Well....


There might be a hair... or two... um....


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