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strats · 02-29-2004, 07:23 AM

Hey all. Anyone wanna hire me?

Im 22, and need a job.

Im a very hot guy. Im stuck in alaska. I have NO CAR, NO JOB, ZERO cash to my name. its -10 degrees. I cant see any houses from here. Its pitch black outside, The nearest commercial establishment is 5 miles away.

Im living in a 16' round YURT (a giant tent), on my fathers property, that he bought for me last summer when he kicked me out of the house. I pay DSL, and my water bill. I deny spending more than 1 minute around my parents a week. They are a bit fukd.

So what do I do here? how do i get money to survive, pay DSL line, Water? I did nothing but play that game everquest for the last 4 years while living at my parents house (stick your stereotypes up your ass) and when I quit, I sold all my accounts and shit on playerauctions and made about 6,000$

So now after paying DSL for the last year, etc etc ... im just about to be pretty broke which might get kind of suxzoor. So, well I need a job. I dont know where ... doing what. But thats where im am. So here i am ... no work, nothing. out of money, freezing outside. I have 60 lbs of dried peas, various flours and pastas, some cooking oil, a DSL line, 2 computers my heater and thats about it. just chillin doin nothin

how the f am i suppose to make money? I would have to walk to work 6+ miles away every day if i could even get the motivation to leave the house and even then what would i do? mop floors? Jail seems like a decent option at this point, where i really dont want to go to because ppl are just too stupid there. This country is too spread out and alaska is too cold.

Heres my crib atm where i spend 22 hours a day, and have for awhile.

And heres what I look like.

So I just sit here, trying to come up with a way of pulling my head out of my ass and getting on my feet.

Suggestions please... or .. .like .. o and why am i blue? Thats what happens without 4 years of sex :|.

.. here i sit all broaken herted, trid te chet bet enly ferted

I dunno why i posted this, sympathy? whatever.

ldinternet · 02-29-2004, 07:28 AM

Looks like you're going to have to walk 6 miles/day then.

Trax · 02-29-2004, 07:33 AM

blah blah
thats the story of your life
nobody cares

if you wanna earn a buck from me you gotto show up what you can do and did already
qualifications
no blah blah

and by the way
better post no picture of yourself than that one

Ross · 02-29-2004, 07:34 AM

You look cute.

KMR Stitch · 02-29-2004, 07:35 AM

At least the gay guys like you

Spudman · 02-29-2004, 07:36 AM

looks like you got some rough times ahead if you cant get a job. nice little set up in your tent tho

Nicky · 02-29-2004, 07:37 AM

build porn sites for fuck sake!!!

body · 02-29-2004, 07:37 AM

Get a job, if you aren't successfull in the porn internet biz or need money, ask McD. for a job, better than nothing and complaining.
I guess most of us had a bad time, thats life, you learn something for your life and there will be better days for sure, but complaining and hoping someone else will help you, no no no!

Get your ass up, don't spend 22 hours in front of your pc, work 10 hours for a few bucks every day blablabla

Paul Waters · 02-29-2004, 07:41 AM

Join the army.

You need someone else to make all your decisions for you.

ldinternet · 02-29-2004, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
Join the army.

You actually have to DO something when you're in the army, so I guess that's out of the question.

strobi · 02-29-2004, 07:44 AM

Get yourself a bike, get off your lazy ass and ride those 6 miles every day to get a JOB. MY GOD! Jesus I hate people like you! You want to work, then work!

Krille · 02-29-2004, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
Im 22, and need a job.
I did nothing but play that game everquest for the last 4 years while living at my parents house.

bahahahahahahahaahah

strats · 02-29-2004, 07:57 AM

4 responses inthis thread were ones that a 2 year old could come upwith and a 3 year old cound counter. Thanks for the rush.

strats · 02-29-2004, 08:02 AM

And btw Krille, you can just bend the fuck over and suck my dick bitch. I dont need fucktards like you in my thread.

You know when you die, everything you know will cease to exist? Think twice about laughing at other people

llabtaem · 02-29-2004, 08:04 AM

Get a sig - from what I can see, that is making some people some serious coin for nonsensical bullshit

*joke*

xenigo · 02-29-2004, 08:06 AM

I say he's lying, and that pic looks pretty photoshopped if you ask me. Look at the black keyboard, it's floating in the air? Odd if you ask me. I don't think he has any support mechanism in his tent to hold up the monitors.

Yet another begger joins GFY. Now get lost.

llabtaem · 02-29-2004, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
I say he's lying, and that pic looks pretty photoshopped if you ask me. Look at the black keyboard, it's floating in the air? Odd if you ask me. I don't think he has any support mechanism in his tent to hold up the monitors.

Yet another begger joins GFY. Now get lost.

It appears to be balancing on that mysterious duct taped cotton covered shelf. I think the pic is real... but is the story? Also, why is he so purple? Is it that cold in Alaska this time of year?

xenigo · 02-29-2004, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
Think twice about laughing at other people

Think twice about laughing at who? A lazy fuck who can't make money to save himself, living in a tent on his dad's property? I'm already rolling on the floor.

Do something with yourself and maybe people won't see you as the pathetic lump that you are.

Oracle Porn · 02-29-2004, 08:09 AM

sell your body to gay man all over alaska.

Oracle Porn · 02-29-2004, 08:10 AM

btw are all the people in Alaska look blue? What's up with that? TROLL??????????????

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-29-2004, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
sell your body to gay man all over alaska.

you havent been to alaska obviously.. I don't think the Gay populatiuon is abundant there..

Dude, you are a dumbfuck for sitting around playing fucking games like a child for 4 years.. go outside.. get a job.. you are not going to make any immediate cash waiting for someone on here to give it to you.

Your parents are dumbasses for letting you be a lump and not kicking you out at 18 . Feel lucky they bought you a Yurt and a peice of land.. or you would be sleeping with grizzlies.

what the fuck is up with youth these days.. they think they can fuck off and not have to work hard for a living.... Lazy misguided fucks.

Joetanto · 02-29-2004, 08:16 AM

go get a job at mcdonalds

Rankings · 02-29-2004, 08:17 AM

good luck with that

chemicaleyes · 02-29-2004, 08:18 AM

Start walking 6 miles a day & get a real job outside your tent or get off your ass, stop playing fucking games and do some work online. Not hard to work out is it, lol

Now STFU & go away

myjah · 02-29-2004, 08:57 AM

its so cold there. shouldnt you grow hair to keep you warmer?

bopha · 02-29-2004, 09:07 AM

If you start walking 6 miles a day to find a job, maybe your parents (the fucktards who let you sponge from them for 4 years while you played games) might see some initiative in you and get you a bus pass. Do something real and show someone you want to be employed and pull your weight.

Feel fortunate that you have someone who 'kicked you out'
yet provided a place for you to live. People with less have made more out of their life and not by asking for a handout on the
webmaster boards.

If you are looking for webrelated employment, then get a domain, some hosting, set up a professional website, portfolio and join the rest of the business people here who compete for jobs instead of hoping for a pity hire.

And don't be blue on your site. That only works in Vegas.

SubSonic · 02-29-2004, 09:16 AM

i think it's all a fucking fake.

Another way to grab some attention.

SoundMan · 02-29-2004, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic
i think it's all a fucking fake.

Another way to grab some attention.

looks like it.

Webmistress Pookie · 02-29-2004, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joetanto
go get a job at mcdonalds

damn, does alaska even have a mcdonalds?

DreamCumTrue · 02-29-2004, 01:40 PM

What can you do? Program? Design? Post your qualifications, maybe we can work something out.

tbabe · 02-29-2004, 01:40 PM

how do you get dsl in a tent?

Ironhorse · 02-29-2004, 01:52 PM

Post your address, I'll mail you a couple of tennis rackets you can tie to your shoes, at least you'll stay in shape

cool1 · 02-29-2004, 01:56 PM

What no IGLOO

It would keep ya warmer than the tent

beemk · 02-29-2004, 01:57 PM

tents have electricity now a days? i think you have your priorities all fucked up.

yuvalus · 02-29-2004, 01:57 PM

With your look you can work at the circus

MissEve · 02-29-2004, 02:01 PM

Where in AK are you?

wdsguy · 02-29-2004, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yuvalus
With your look you can work at the circus

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-29-2004, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webmistress Pookie

damn, does alaska even have a mcdonalds?

I didnt see one when i was there. And i went all over the state.

Ironhorse · 02-29-2004, 02:03 PM

Join the Blue Man Group

graphicsbytia · 02-29-2004, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe
how do you get dsl in a tent?

funkmaster · 02-29-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
Hey all. Anyone wanna hire me?

Im 22, and need a job.

Im a very hot guy. Im stuck in alaska. I have NO CAR, NO JOB, ZERO cash to my name. its -10 degrees. I cant see any houses from here. Its pitch black outside, The nearest commercial establishment is 5 miles away.

Im living in a 16' round YURT (a giant tent), on my fathers property, that he bought for me last summer when he kicked me out of the house. I pay DSL, and my water bill. I deny spending more than 1 minute around my parents a week. They are a bit fukd.

So what do I do here? how do i get money to survive, pay DSL line, Water? I did nothing but play that game everquest for the last 4 years while living at my parents house (stick your stereotypes up your ass) and when I quit, I sold all my accounts and shit on playerauctions and made about 6,000$

So now after paying DSL for the last year, etc etc ... im just about to be pretty broke which might get kind of suxzoor. So, well I need a job. I dont know where ... doing what. But thats where im am. So here i am ... no work, nothing. out of money, freezing outside. I have 60 lbs of dried peas, various flours and pastas, some cooking oil, a DSL line, 2 computers my heater and thats about it. just chillin doin nothin

how the f am i suppose to make money? I would have to walk to work 6+ miles away every day if i could even get the motivation to leave the house and even then what would i do? mop floors? Jail seems like a decent option at this point, where i really dont want to go to because ppl are just too stupid there. This country is too spread out and alaska is too cold.

Heres my crib atm where i spend 22 hours a day, and have for awhile.

And heres what I look like.

So I just sit here, trying to come up with a way of pulling my head out of my ass and getting on my feet.

Suggestions please... or .. .like .. o and why am i blue? Thats what happens without 4 years of sex :|.

.. here i sit all broaken herted, trid te chet bet enly ferted

I dunno why i posted this, sympathy? whatever.

<font size=100>AMP, that YOU ???

Rorschach · 02-29-2004, 02:07 PM

No one likes a fucking whiner.

BVF · 02-29-2004, 02:14 PM

Start a blog about how fucked your life is...in time, you can make bling bling.

http://www.mrnogood.com

schiz · 02-29-2004, 02:16 PM

I hurt my spleen laughing at this

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-29-2004, 02:19 PM

Well the first thing ya need to do is...

GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALASKA!

Get the fuck out of that place.
Bail.
Never return...

NEXT.

Alot of great people play Everquest.
I've played for 4 years. You know as well as I do that if your a good guy that you can find a roomate situation unless your a dickhead PK. Several of my friends have moved in together via Everquest they continue to play to this day.

JOBS: Ya have not said what ya can do, as much as killing Sleeper or getting flagged for Time is hardwork and deserves pay it does not.
What can you do bud? Ya got 2 CPC's and probably very good PC's so what can you do other than play EverQuest?

Morgan · 02-29-2004, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Join the Blue Man Group

MissEve · 02-29-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I didnt see one when i was there. And i went all over the state.

Unfortunately there are about 15+ in Anchorage alone.

MissEve · 02-29-2004, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
Well the first thing ya need to do is...

GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALASKA!

Get the fuck out of that place.
Bail.
Never return...

NEXT.

Alien! Why the hate for AK?

I love it here!

Rictor · 02-29-2004, 03:45 PM

Lazy people. If we didn't support them, they'd die off. That's what's wrong with this country.

You should never help some one that isn't willing to help themselves.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-29-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissEve

Alien! Why the hate for AK? I love it here!

Its cold! Basically.

Not really hate on it but the dude said 5 miles from a store.
The guy lives in an Igloo or somthing.

Emmm...

I lived in Tahoe for a while back in the day I totally hated it, I hate the cold, I hate snow.
I hate the silence.

Nothing like a urban area with cop car's gun shots and a coffee shop on every corner.

02-29-2004, 07:23 AM	#1
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	Im poor, broke, and out of water Hey all. Anyone wanna hire me? Im 22, and need a job. Im a very hot guy. Im stuck in alaska. I have NO CAR, NO JOB, ZERO cash to my name. its -10 degrees. I cant see any houses from here. Its pitch black outside, The nearest commercial establishment is 5 miles away. Im living in a 16' round YURT (a giant tent), on my fathers property, that he bought for me last summer when he kicked me out of the house. I pay DSL, and my water bill. I deny spending more than 1 minute around my parents a week. They are a bit fukd. So what do I do here? how do i get money to survive, pay DSL line, Water? I did nothing but play that game everquest for the last 4 years while living at my parents house (stick your stereotypes up your ass) and when I quit, I sold all my accounts and shit on playerauctions and made about 6,000$ So now after paying DSL for the last year, etc etc ... im just about to be pretty broke which might get kind of suxzoor. So, well I need a job. I dont know where ... doing what. But thats where im am. So here i am ... no work, nothing. out of money, freezing outside. I have 60 lbs of dried peas, various flours and pastas, some cooking oil, a DSL line, 2 computers my heater and thats about it. just chillin doin nothin how the f am i suppose to make money? I would have to walk to work 6+ miles away every day if i could even get the motivation to leave the house and even then what would i do? mop floors? Jail seems like a decent option at this point, where i really dont want to go to because ppl are just too stupid there. This country is too spread out and alaska is too cold. Heres my crib atm where i spend 22 hours a day, and have for awhile. And heres what I look like. So I just sit here, trying to come up with a way of pulling my head out of my ass and getting on my feet. Suggestions please... or .. .like .. o and why am i blue? Thats what happens without 4 years of sex :\|. .. here i sit all broaken herted, trid te chet bet enly ferted I dunno why i posted this, sympathy? whatever.

02-29-2004, 07:36 AM	#6
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02-29-2004, 07:37 AM	#7
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02-29-2004, 07:37 AM	#8
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02-29-2004, 07:41 AM	#9
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02-29-2004, 07:28 AM	#2
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02-29-2004, 07:33 AM	#3
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	blah blah thats the story of your life nobody cares if you wanna earn a buck from me you gotto show up what you can do and did already qualifications no blah blah and by the way better post no picture of yourself than that one

02-29-2004, 07:34 AM	#4
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02-29-2004, 07:35 AM	#5
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	At least the gay guys like you

02-29-2004, 07:44 AM	#11
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02-29-2004, 07:57 AM	#13
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	4 responses inthis thread were ones that a 2 year old could come upwith and a 3 year old cound counter. Thanks for the rush.

02-29-2004, 08:02 AM	#14
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	And btw Krille, you can just bend the fuck over and suck my dick bitch. I dont need fucktards like you in my thread. You know when you die, everything you know will cease to exist? Think twice about laughing at other people

02-29-2004, 08:04 AM	#15
llabtaem Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 969	Get a sig - from what I can see, that is making some people some serious coin for nonsensical bullshit joke

02-29-2004, 08:06 AM	#16
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	I say he's lying, and that pic looks pretty photoshopped if you ask me. Look at the black keyboard, it's floating in the air? Odd if you ask me. I don't think he has any support mechanism in his tent to hold up the monitors. Yet another begger joins GFY. Now get lost.

02-29-2004, 08:09 AM	#19
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02-29-2004, 08:10 AM	#20
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02-29-2004, 08:16 AM	#22
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02-29-2004, 08:18 AM	#24
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02-29-2004, 08:57 AM	#25
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02-29-2004, 09:07 AM	#26
bopha Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,882	If you start walking 6 miles a day to find a job, maybe your parents (the fucktards who let you sponge from them for 4 years while you played games) might see some initiative in you and get you a bus pass. Do something real and show someone you want to be employed and pull your weight. Feel fortunate that you have someone who 'kicked you out' yet provided a place for you to live. People with less have made more out of their life and not by asking for a handout on the webmaster boards. If you are looking for webrelated employment, then get a domain, some hosting, set up a professional website, portfolio and join the rest of the business people here who compete for jobs instead of hoping for a pity hire. And don't be blue on your site. That only works in Vegas.

02-29-2004, 09:16 AM	#27
SubSonic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Spain / ICQ: 474-520-926 Posts: 1,383	i think it's all a fucking fake. Another way to grab some attention.

02-29-2004, 01:40 PM	#30
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02-29-2004, 01:56 PM	#33
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02-29-2004, 02:19 PM	#45
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Well the first thing ya need to do is... GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALASKA! Get the fuck out of that place. Bail. Never return... NEXT. Alot of great people play Everquest. I've played for 4 years. You know as well as I do that if your a good guy that you can find a roomate situation unless your a dickhead PK. Several of my friends have moved in together via Everquest they continue to play to this day. JOBS: Ya have not said what ya can do, as much as killing Sleeper or getting flagged for Time is hardwork and deserves pay it does not. What can you do bud? Ya got 2 CPC's and probably very good PC's so what can you do other than play EverQuest? __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

02-29-2004, 03:45 PM	#49
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Lazy people. If we didn't support them, they'd die off. That's what's wrong with this country. You should never help some one that isn't willing to help themselves.