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strats · 02-29-2004, 07:23 AM

Hey all. Anyone wanna hire me?

Im 22, and need a job.

Im a very hot guy. Im stuck in alaska. I have NO CAR, NO JOB, ZERO cash to my name. its -10 degrees. I cant see any houses from here. Its pitch black outside, The nearest commercial establishment is 5 miles away.

Im living in a 16' round YURT (a giant tent), on my fathers property, that he bought for me last summer when he kicked me out of the house. I pay DSL, and my water bill. I deny spending more than 1 minute around my parents a week. They are a bit fukd.

So what do I do here? how do i get money to survive, pay DSL line, Water? I did nothing but play that game everquest for the last 4 years while living at my parents house (stick your stereotypes up your ass) and when I quit, I sold all my accounts and shit on playerauctions and made about 6,000$

So now after paying DSL for the last year, etc etc ... im just about to be pretty broke which might get kind of suxzoor. So, well I need a job. I dont know where ... doing what. But thats where im am. So here i am ... no work, nothing. out of money, freezing outside. I have 60 lbs of dried peas, various flours and pastas, some cooking oil, a DSL line, 2 computers my heater and thats about it. just chillin doin nothin

how the f am i suppose to make money? I would have to walk to work 6+ miles away every day if i could even get the motivation to leave the house and even then what would i do? mop floors? Jail seems like a decent option at this point, where i really dont want to go to because ppl are just too stupid there. This country is too spread out and alaska is too cold.

Heres my crib atm where i spend 22 hours a day, and have for awhile.

And heres what I look like.

So I just sit here, trying to come up with a way of pulling my head out of my ass and getting on my feet.

Suggestions please... or .. .like .. o and why am i blue? Thats what happens without 4 years of sex :|.

.. here i sit all broaken herted, trid te chet bet enly ferted

I dunno why i posted this, sympathy? whatever.

02-29-2004, 07:23 AM
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	Im poor, broke, and out of water Hey all. Anyone wanna hire me? Im 22, and need a job. Im a very hot guy. Im stuck in alaska. I have NO CAR, NO JOB, ZERO cash to my name. its -10 degrees. I cant see any houses from here. Its pitch black outside, The nearest commercial establishment is 5 miles away. Im living in a 16' round YURT (a giant tent), on my fathers property, that he bought for me last summer when he kicked me out of the house. I pay DSL, and my water bill. I deny spending more than 1 minute around my parents a week. They are a bit fukd. So what do I do here? how do i get money to survive, pay DSL line, Water? I did nothing but play that game everquest for the last 4 years while living at my parents house (stick your stereotypes up your ass) and when I quit, I sold all my accounts and shit on playerauctions and made about 6,000$ So now after paying DSL for the last year, etc etc ... im just about to be pretty broke which might get kind of suxzoor. So, well I need a job. I dont know where ... doing what. But thats where im am. So here i am ... no work, nothing. out of money, freezing outside. I have 60 lbs of dried peas, various flours and pastas, some cooking oil, a DSL line, 2 computers my heater and thats about it. just chillin doin nothin how the f am i suppose to make money? I would have to walk to work 6+ miles away every day if i could even get the motivation to leave the house and even then what would i do? mop floors? Jail seems like a decent option at this point, where i really dont want to go to because ppl are just too stupid there. This country is too spread out and alaska is too cold. Heres my crib atm where i spend 22 hours a day, and have for awhile. And heres what I look like. So I just sit here, trying to come up with a way of pulling my head out of my ass and getting on my feet. Suggestions please... or .. .like .. o and why am i blue? Thats what happens without 4 years of sex :\|. .. here i sit all broaken herted, trid te chet bet enly ferted I dunno why i posted this, sympathy? whatever.