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Thor · 02-29-2004, 01:56 AM

hmmmmmm

Holly · 02-29-2004, 01:57 AM

Dear god, this whole thread is a fucken trainwreck.

mule · 02-29-2004, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by lurking
you can pull on that skin all you want to make it 4 full inches, but thats skin, not muscle.

It sure as hell isn't muscle either.
Thank god, if it were, you'd have guys doing curls and bench-presses with their dicks all over the place.

VicMartin · 02-29-2004, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
if your dick is cut - you've lost a whole inch

sorry guys

I'm cut... thank god. I'm glad my parents had me cut. I've heard girls complain about the "ant-eater" and how they'd rather suck on a helmet head. Some girls think it's nasty. It is however, COMPLETELY natural... go figure.

So, I can live without that extra inch.. I'm very happy w/ what I got... and so are the ladies.

Triple 6 · 02-29-2004, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by VicMartin

I'm cut... thank god. I'm glad my parents had me cut. I've heard girls complain about the "ant-eater" and how they'd rather suck on a helmet head. Some girls think it's nasty. It is however, COMPLETELY natural... go figure.

So, I can live without that extra inch.. I'm very happy w/ what I got... and so are the ladies.

thats cool. as long as you are comfortable with what you got , thats ALL that matters.

im comfortable with what i have... it gets the 'job' done no doubt... but i will not deny the curiosity of what sex would be like if i was equipped with an uncut dick.

edit: girls complaining about uncut? most likely american. Even if not, it dont matter the origin. Its about conditioning. They were raised thinking cut over uncut. Fine. No problemo. I jus hope they possess common sense enough to realize one day, "hey, cutting off the most sensitive part of a cock doesnt seem quite right".

No offense to all you cut people .... but if you dont find anything WRONG with cutting off part of your DICK when you are a BABY, with no painkillers mind you, is fucking SAD. Nevermind the possibility of you knowing the foreskin has any sexual advantage.....

chodadog · 02-29-2004, 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6
damn. are you really that stupid?

on a serious note: i guess are.

try again tubby.

edit: seriously. make yourself look like LESS of a moron by reading posts you respond to. WHO THE FUCK said 'girlfriend'?

dammit tubby. pay attention.

Oh no. I said girlfriend instead of wife.

Guess what? You're still stupid.

VeriSexy · 02-29-2004, 05:25 AM

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Originally posted by cluck
If uncut isn't natural why were we born this way?

I am uncut

Marcus Aurelius · 02-29-2004, 05:28 AM

as for the swollen puffy part, you should try not fucking for hours on end, what waste of time that is with just one woman in the bedroom. Now if you have 2 or more ladies (and I use the term loosely) in the room with you then hour upon hour of fucking can be feasible, but one woman, c'mon....c'mon buddy,....just give her oral, spank her a little, and hit hard and fast for about 5 minutes from the back and she'll be done with you..hehe.

llabtaem · 02-29-2004, 05:37 AM

I think it all depends on how hard the fucking is. If you are fucking nice and slow and not using plunging, deep thrusts, I would say the uncut cock would have less of an impact on the cooter than the cut one.

If you are fucking like wild javelinas in the Arizona desert heat, then I would say it doesn't really matter. Eventually the pussy is going to dry out anyways... at which point you either:

A) Grab the K-Y

or

B) Put it down her throat

KC · 02-29-2004, 05:40 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6
...and if she had an uncut dick, that would have not happened.

If SHE had an uncut dick, you'd both have swollen dicks from bumping helmets.

Nicky · 02-29-2004, 05:46 AM

Im uncut, and wouldnt want it any other way

I must ask though why most male pornstars are cut??

Ash@phpFX · 02-29-2004, 06:25 AM

i dont know why someone would prefer to have part of their penis chopped off, its just wrong in my opinion, its like mutilation

Sarah_Jayne · 02-29-2004, 07:12 AM

it is no secret here that I am a fan of uncut cocks - love a well maintained one..so much fun to play with.

However, if she was that dry and puffy it would have happened with an uncut cock too.

ldinternet · 02-29-2004, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by cluck
If uncut isn't natural why were we born this way?

Exactly.

Take a pair of scissors to her pussy lips... when she screams tell her "it's natural".

sweet7 · 02-29-2004, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6
lol.
She thinks uncut isnt 'natural'.

can't be serious about this?

brizzad · 02-29-2004, 09:50 AM

did the jews invent circumcision ?

Triple 6 · 02-29-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

Oh no. I said girlfriend instead of wife.

Guess what? You're still stupid.

yawn.

comeback #112 from the 4th grade book of insults, huh? If such a book existed, you obviously possess it.

PrivateIvy · 02-29-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
Her pussy being puffy has NOTHING to do with your dick being cut

any pussy fuckign for hours on end is going to get puffy and or sore

Yea...what she said

And sorry to all the uncut ones around here, but a circumsized is much nicer to look at and play with

Ivy

Ironhorse · 02-29-2004, 11:07 AM

Your theory is really whacky, there is absolutely no logic in it, why would a cut dick do this? If anything it would be the other way around, with the extra skin an motion providing extra friction.

fuelcell · 02-29-2004, 11:09 AM

Can I sue the doctor for cutting me? I smell a malpractice lawsuit.

Ironhorse · 02-29-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
Ewwwwwwwww, smegma.

It's called soap and water, Neanderthal man..

KraZ · 02-29-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

It's called soap and water, Neanderthal man..

You should NOT wash it with soap and water - soap aint good for ya! You hear?

There are lotions that are much milder that can be user ... my

swedguy · 02-29-2004, 02:01 PM

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She thinks uncut isnt 'natural'.

Priceless

chodadog · 02-29-2004, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

yawn.

comeback #112 from the 4th grade book of insults, huh? If such a book existed, you obviously possess it.

Nevermind that you completely ignored what i said. There is no reason that cut or uncut would make a difference when it comes to the puffing of the lips. You either made it up, or you're getting your information from some questionable sources.

Triple 6 · 02-29-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog

Nevermind that you completely ignored what i said. There is no reason that cut or uncut would make a difference when it comes to the puffing of the lips. You either made it up, or you're getting your information from some questionable sources.

ok ok ok

i didnt hear it from anywhere, yea i 'made it up'. I only figured that because I read that a cut dick causes way more friction... So i figured the friction would cause drying and swelling more then uncut.

so i guess im right, and wrong. IF fucking for hours, yea both dicks would cause that shit to happen - but im sure the pussy would dry up and swell quicker with a cut dick.

kowntafit · 02-29-2004, 08:39 PM

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Her pussy being puffy has NOTHING to do with your dick being cut

You tell him.

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Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	Your theory is really whacky, there is absolutely no logic in it, why would a cut dick do this? If anything it would be the other way around, with the extra skin an motion providing extra friction. __________________ [email protected]

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	as for the swollen puffy part, you should try not fucking for hours on end, what waste of time that is with just one woman in the bedroom. Now if you have 2 or more ladies (and I use the term loosely) in the room with you then hour upon hour of fucking can be feasible, but one woman, c'mon....c'mon buddy,....just give her oral, spank her a little, and hit hard and fast for about 5 minutes from the back and she'll be done with you..hehe.

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llabtaem Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 969	I think it all depends on how hard the fucking is. If you are fucking nice and slow and not using plunging, deep thrusts, I would say the uncut cock would have less of an impact on the cooter than the cut one. If you are fucking like wild javelinas in the Arizona desert heat, then I would say it doesn't really matter. Eventually the pussy is going to dry out anyways... at which point you either: A) Grab the K-Y or B) Put it down her throat

02-29-2004, 06:25 AM	#62
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	i dont know why someone would prefer to have part of their penis chopped off, its just wrong in my opinion, its like mutilation

02-29-2004, 07:12 AM	#63
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	it is no secret here that I am a fan of uncut cocks - love a well maintained one..so much fun to play with. However, if she was that dry and puffy it would have happened with an uncut cock too.

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	did the jews invent circumcision ?