3 days

Incorrect

Nope

I'm guessing it's the numbers being turned upside down.

There's no such thing as half a hole?

haha you can't dig half a hole....asshole

:thumbsup

good one. next is 6009

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

Going to bed. One last one.

Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"

What's wrong with the story?

You mean after you light THE MATCH? :winkwink:

The match.

The sword would not be inscribed "World War I"

is a battalion a lot bigger than a division

someone isn't as tired as i am. lol

good one

for the match too.

Right.

They wouldn't have called it World War 1 until World War 2.

g'night all ....:helpme

Good night folks. I've been awake far too long. :sleep

Untill WWII, it was known as The Great War.

wow my thread is still alive......i'm gonna have to think of more riddles

Why is a magic show like a chorus line?

No guesses? Ok, well, a magic show is an array of cunning stunts...

heres a stupid one:



whats black and white and read all over

here is a physics "riddle"

a man is driving a truck on a bridge with a weight limit of 500KG

the truck weighs 300KG, the driver 100KG and in the back of the truck are a bunch of birds that weigh 150KG

these birds are EXTREMELY trained and can do pretty much anything that the truck driver tells them to do

the birds can't go out of the truck

how does the driver make it across?

Minor alert!

Have the birds hover in the back of the truck while he crosses the bridge?

I dunno, if this has been asked or not but here goes... :)



What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

think about it :winkwink:

a fish out of water:1orglaugh

A newspaper?

Hi Mr. Izzz:Graucho

Have the birds drive the truck across.... the driver walks :D

yup..........

and hello to you:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I like it! but no

I give up...

can he have half of the birds wait on one side and then he comes back and picks them up after he gets the first group across

it's all about the laws of physics...

Ill give you guys until 2morrow morning to figure it out

nope, they are in the truck at all times

He makes them fly inside the truck

get half to jump/fly up in the air and second half to jump/fly when /before the other land ..?

a cherry float.