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sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:36 PM

It's Rhode Island. It's official state name is:

State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


oh i just remembered a riddle


a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

He throws the boxes over?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
It's Rhode Island. It's official state name is:

State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

holy shit. now thats funny. i didn't realize that there were still proper names to states

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz


holy shit. now thats funny. i didn't realize that there were still proper names to states

Yup. So if you ever make it on Jeopardy or Millionaire, you can thank me when they ask that question.

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


thanks, yeah i give up









oh i just remembered a riddle


a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

If it's a short bridge he throws one over? Or he's really strong and talented and can juggle tha much weight. :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:42 PM

no jeopardy for me. i'm too goodlooking for the camera:1orglaugh






ok so heres my riddle again

a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens


If it's a short bridge he throws one over? Or he's really strong and talented and can juggle tha much weight. :1orglaugh


lol..........you suck just as i was reposting that you got it:1orglaugh

he juggles em as he crosses over

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:44 PM

That's like 10lbs each box right?

Tala 02-28-2004 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


thanks, yeah i give up









oh i just remembered a riddle


a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

You gave it away just as I was about to answer. Damn you! :glugglug

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
That's like 10lbs each box right?
i should have made it like 5lbs but i couldn't remember the riddle exactly









ok, i'm gonna post another one, i just gotta word it better. 1 min

Ic3m4nZ 02-28-2004 06:47 PM

50 riddles

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:49 PM

in the middle of the winter a man is found dead on the floor of an abandonded house with a deep puncture in his chest, next to a small puddle of water. there are no fingerprints but his own and there are no sharp objects in the house.



how was he killed

Tala 02-28-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
in the middle of the winter a man is found dead on the floor of an abandonded house with a deep puncture in his chest, next to a small puddle of water. there are no fingerprints but his own and there are no sharp objects in the house.



how was he killed

He was stabbed with an icicle, which then melted due to his body heat.

phalfa 02-28-2004 06:51 PM

What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
in the middle of the winter a man is found dead on the floor of an abandonded house with a deep puncture in his chest, next to a small puddle of water. there are no fingerprints but his own and there are no sharp objects in the house.



how was he killed

With an ice-rod (don't know the proper english word for it)

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
He was stabbed with an icicle, which then melted due to his body heat.
you got it

damn my riddles suck! they get answered too fast..lol


:thumbsup

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
He was stabbed with an icicle, which then melted due to his body heat.
Damn, you beat me to it :BangBang:

:winkwink:

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phalfa
What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
a square?

phalfa 02-28-2004 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


a square?



not quite... sort of on the right track though

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by phalfa




not quite... sort of on the right track though

a box lol

phalfa 02-28-2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


a box lol



those can be any size

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 07:02 PM

a square foot lmao

phalfa 02-28-2004 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
a square foot lmao

i guess that's just too much for you lol

how about a yardstick.

phalfa 02-28-2004 07:08 PM

here you go ... this one should be easy


Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by phalfa



i guess that's just too much for you lol

how about a yardstick.


i like that one.



i'm just laughing at myself, the whole squarefoot thing i was thinking of.......

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phalfa
here you go ... this one should be easy


Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?


mt everest was always there, so it was always the tallest:)


maybe

phalfa 02-28-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz



mt everest was always there, so it was always the tallest:)


maybe


good job

phalfa 02-28-2004 07:18 PM

this may scare you if it works


http://www.justriddlesandmore.com/quake.html

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 07:19 PM

heres one, probably everyone knows



what uses 4 legs, than 2 legs, then 3 legs

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phalfa
this may scare you if it works


http://www.justriddlesandmore.com/quake.html

dude i just got a migraine from that........lol

Torn Rose 02-28-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
heres one, probably everyone knows



what uses 4 legs, than 2 legs, then 3 legs

Man

baby crawls, man walks, old man useing a cain

Torn Rose 02-28-2004 07:25 PM

Not counting Mexico, what is the closest country SOUTH of the United States?

phalfa 02-28-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


dude i just got a migraine from that........lol



this one is worse. haha
http://www.justriddlesandmore.com/format.html

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by Torn Rose


Man

baby crawls, man walks, old man useing a cain

yup:thumbsup

nice

phalfa 02-28-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn Rose
Not counting Mexico, what is the closest country SOUTH of the United States?


cuba ?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn Rose
Not counting Mexico, what is the closest country SOUTH of the United States?
cuba:)

Triple 6 02-28-2004 07:27 PM

wtf is wrong with you people. Topic title is RIDDLES, not TRIVIA

phalfa 02-28-2004 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Triple 6
wtf is wrong with you people. Topic title is RIDDLES, not TRIVIA



dive in dude

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
wtf is wrong with you people. Topic title is RIDDLES, not TRIVIA

no one was posting riddles before so sickkittens entertained us with some trivia. then i finally remembered some riddles and people started posting







btw we need more riddles people!!!

Torn Rose 02-28-2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


cuba:)

No, Not Cuba


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