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MrIzzz · 02-28-2004, 08:14 PM

100 and theres only like 5 riddles

Torn Rose · 02-28-2004, 08:33 PM

From the end of time, to the start of eternity, I am there, what am I?

sickkittens · 02-28-2004, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Torn Rose
From the end of time, to the start of eternity, I am there, what am I?

death?

kronic · 02-28-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Torn Rose
From the end of time, to the start of eternity, I am there, what am I?

The Letter E

Torn Rose · 02-28-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by kronic

The Letter E

WildEyes · 02-28-2004, 11:34 PM

This creature, part man and part tree, hates the termite as much as the flea. His tracks do not match, and his limbs detach, but he's not a strange creature to see.

phalfa · 02-28-2004, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by WildEyes
This creature, part man and part tree, hates the termite as much as the flea. His tracks do not match, and his limbs detach, but he's not a strange creature to see.

good one this will take some thinking

phalfa · 02-28-2004, 11:48 PM

while i'm thinking about the last one , here is another along the same lines. maybe a bit easier. haha

I'm more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want me, poor people have me, and it you eat me, you die. Who am I?

phalfa · 02-28-2004, 11:56 PM

i give up on the creature one.

kronic · 02-28-2004, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by WildEyes
This creature, part man and part tree, hates the termite as much as the flea. His tracks do not match, and his limbs detach, but he's not a strange creature to see.

A man with a wooden leg

Welcome to the board WildEyes

I didn't see a greet me thread, so to make you feel at home, "Show us your tits" and GFY

kronic · 02-28-2004, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by phalfa
I'm more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want me, poor people have me, and it you eat me, you die. Who am I?

Nothing

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by kronic

Nothing

did you cheat you bastard.. haha

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by phalfa

did you cheat you bastard.. haha

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:10 AM

I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.

another easy one.

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by phalfa
I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.

another easy one.

Fire

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:17 AM

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by kronic
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

meat

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:19 AM

these are getting to easy.... and we're the only ones in here.....haha

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:19 AM

If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by kronic
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?

half a day.

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

Dagwolf · 02-29-2004, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by kronic
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?

3 days

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by phalfa

half a day.

Incorrect

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf

3 days

Nope

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by phalfa

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

I'm guessing it's the numbers being turned upside down.

Dagwolf · 02-29-2004, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by kronic
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?

There's no such thing as half a hole?

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by kronic

Incorrect

haha you can't dig half a hole....asshole

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf

There's no such thing as half a hole?

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by kronic

I'm guessing it's the numbers being turned upside down.

good one. next is 6009

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:31 AM

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:34 AM

Going to bed. One last one.

Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"

What's wrong with the story?

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by phalfa
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

You mean after you light THE MATCH?

Tala · 02-29-2004, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by phalfa
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

The match.

Tala · 02-29-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by kronic
Going to bed. One last one.

Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"

What's wrong with the story?

The sword would not be inscribed "World War I"

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kronic
Going to bed. One last one.

Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"

What's wrong with the story?

is a battalion a lot bigger than a division

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
The sword would not be inscribed "World War I"

someone isn't as tired as i am. lol

good one

for the match too.

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
The sword would not be inscribed "World War I"

Right.

They wouldn't have called it World War 1 until World War 2.

phalfa · 02-29-2004, 12:44 AM

g'night all ....

Tala · 02-29-2004, 12:47 AM

Good night folks. I've been awake far too long.

Dagwolf · 02-29-2004, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by kronic

Right.

They wouldn't have called it World War 1 until World War 2.

Untill WWII, it was known as The Great War.

MrIzzz · 02-29-2004, 01:16 AM

wow my thread is still alive......i'm gonna have to think of more riddles

Dagwolf · 02-29-2004, 01:19 AM

Why is a magic show like a chorus line?

Dagwolf · 02-29-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
Why is a magic show like a chorus line?

No guesses? Ok, well, a magic show is an array of cunning stunts...

MrIzzz · 02-29-2004, 01:32 AM

heres a stupid one:

whats black and white and read all over

02-29-2004, 01:34 AM

here is a physics "riddle"

a man is driving a truck on a bridge with a weight limit of 500KG

the truck weighs 300KG, the driver 100KG and in the back of the truck are a bunch of birds that weigh 150KG

these birds are EXTREMELY trained and can do pretty much anything that the truck driver tells them to do

the birds can't go out of the truck

how does the driver make it across?

Dagwolf · 02-29-2004, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
heres a stupid one:

whats black and white and read all over

Minor alert!

Dagwolf · 02-29-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
here is a physics "riddle"

a man is driving a truck on a bridge with a weight limit of 500KG

the truck weighs 300KG, the driver 100KG and in the back of the truck are a bunch of birds that weigh 150KG

these birds are EXTREMELY trained and can do pretty much anything that the truck driver tells them to do

the birds can't go out of the truck

how does the driver make it across?

Have the birds hover in the back of the truck while he crosses the bridge?

Vitasoy · 02-29-2004, 01:38 AM

I dunno, if this has been asked or not but here goes...

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

02-29-2004, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf

Have the birds hover in the back of the truck while he crosses the bridge?

think about it

MrIzzz · 02-29-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
I dunno, if this has been asked or not but here goes...

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

a fish out of water

ArikaAmes · 02-29-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
heres a stupid one:

whats black and white and read all over

A newspaper?

Hi Mr. Izzz

02-28-2004, 08:14 PM	#101
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02-28-2004, 11:48 PM	#108
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02-29-2004, 12:17 AM	#116
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02-29-2004, 12:34 AM	#130
kronic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 964	Going to bed. One last one. Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?

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02-29-2004, 01:32 AM	#143
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02-29-2004, 01:34 AM	#144
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	here is a physics "riddle" a man is driving a truck on a bridge with a weight limit of 500KG the truck weighs 300KG, the driver 100KG and in the back of the truck are a bunch of birds that weigh 150KG these birds are EXTREMELY trained and can do pretty much anything that the truck driver tells them to do the birds can't go out of the truck how does the driver make it across?

02-29-2004, 01:38 AM	#147
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