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MrIzzz 02-28-2004 05:58 PM

riddles
 
i haven't heard a good riddle in a long time. post em in here if ya got any...

and i don't want any fucking knock knock kinda garbage

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:05 PM

Not a riddle but trivia:

Which country has the longest shoreline?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Not a riddle but trivia:

Which country has the longest shoreline?

australia:)

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz


australia:)

wrong. try again. :)

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens


wrong. try again. :)

interesting........hmmmmmmmm


i have no clue. china?

NaughtyJenn 02-28-2004 06:10 PM

europe

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
europe
That's not a country :1orglaugh

Maybe Canada?

Basic_man 02-28-2004 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
europe
Europe isn't a country ! lol

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Anna_O


That's not a country :1orglaugh

Maybe Canada?

Correct. Canada over 152,000 miles of coastline.

Second longest is Russia which has around 24k.

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens


Correct. Canada over 152,000 miles of coastline.

Second longest is Russia which has around 24k.

Weeeeee. Ask another one :thumbsup

NaughtyJenn 02-28-2004 06:13 PM

my bad, heard this riddle the other day but the answer was europe... just wrong riddle i guess, same question but it was different than country

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens


Correct. Canada over 152,000 miles of coastline.

Second longest is Russia which has around 24k.


damnnnnnnnnnn too bad ya can't sunbath on 90% of that coast

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:14 PM

Here's an easy one that alot of Americans don't know.

Without looking at a map :) ...

Which is the only state that boarders only one other state.

If you're from that state or near it , let others try to figure it out. :)

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Here's an easy one that alot of Americans don't know.

Without looking at a map :) ...

Which is the only state that boarders only one other state.

If you're from that state or near it , let others try to figure it out. :)

i think i know but i don't wanna ruin it

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz


i think i know but i don't wanna ruin it

Go for it. I don't think anyone else is gunna post. :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 02-28-2004 06:17 PM

fagggggggg

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
fagggggggg
That a riddle?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:18 PM

maine?






and juicy when are you gonna order that preparation H

NaughtyJenn 02-28-2004 06:18 PM

i posted my last answer without reading the whole question properly... i got burned by my self lol

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
maine?






and juicy when are you gonna order that preparation H

yip. :thumbsup

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:19 PM

Which US state had the longest official name?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens


yip. :thumbsup



word

i'm in ny so i kinda new this one, i wanted to give everyone else a chnace but fuck em if they don't post........lol

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
i posted my last answer without reading the whole question properly... i got burned by my self lol
You need to be spanked for that. :Graucho

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Which US state had the longest official name?
NOT from the USA but Washington District of Columbia maybe?

Please don't flame me :helpme

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Anna_O


NOT from the USA but Washington District of Columbia maybe?

Please don't flame me :helpme

nope.

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Which US state had the longest official name?

this is a tougher one. california

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz



this is a tougher one. california

nope. It's tricky.

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:25 PM

Hawaii?

Zayne E. 02-28-2004 06:26 PM

Boy, did this thread ever get off track in a hurry!

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:26 PM

the problem is that you said "HAD" and i'm not too good with the ole history books...so i'm just guessing out of my asscrack on this one.

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Anna_O
Hawaii?
nope.

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
the problem is that you said "HAD" and i'm not too good with the ole history books...so i'm just guessing out of my asscrack on this one.
Sorry. That was a typo. It still is. I meant has not had. :)

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:27 PM

Alaska?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Zayne E.
Boy, did this thread ever get off track in a hurry!


lol, its all good. i needed something to occupy my mind so this is just as good. anyway i'm trying to remember a good riddle i once new but i can't remember it perfectly

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens


Sorry. That was a typo. It still is. I meant has not had. :)

ok, i'm gonna go with mississippi

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz


ok, i'm gonna go with mississippi

Nope. Note the keyword "official". Give up?

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens


Nope. Note the keyword "official". Give up?

Yes, have to go to bed now. Please tell :)

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Zayne E.
Boy, did this thread ever get off track in a hurry!
No one had any riddles and Izzz is a good guy so I didn't want his thread to die. :winkwink:

JunkyardDog 02-28-2004 06:34 PM

riddles are always fun.

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens


No one had any riddles and Izzz is a good guy so I didn't want his thread to die. :winkwink:

thanks, yeah i give up









oh i just remembered a riddle


a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:36 PM

It's Rhode Island. It's official state name is:

State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

Anna_O 02-28-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


oh i just remembered a riddle


a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

He throws the boxes over?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
It's Rhode Island. It's official state name is:

State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

holy shit. now thats funny. i didn't realize that there were still proper names to states

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz


holy shit. now thats funny. i didn't realize that there were still proper names to states

Yup. So if you ever make it on Jeopardy or Millionaire, you can thank me when they ask that question.

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz


thanks, yeah i give up









oh i just remembered a riddle


a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

If it's a short bridge he throws one over? Or he's really strong and talented and can juggle tha much weight. :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:42 PM

no jeopardy for me. i'm too goodlooking for the camera:1orglaugh






ok so heres my riddle again

a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens


If it's a short bridge he throws one over? Or he's really strong and talented and can juggle tha much weight. :1orglaugh


lol..........you suck just as i was reposting that you got it:1orglaugh

he juggles em as he crosses over

sickkittens 02-28-2004 06:44 PM

That's like 10lbs each box right?

Tala 02-28-2004 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz


thanks, yeah i give up









oh i just remembered a riddle


a man has to cross a river and the bridge says 110 kilos max. he wants to get across in one attempt.

he weighs 100 kilos and he is carrying 3 small handsized boxes that weigh 5 kilos each.


how does he cross the bridge in one attempt?

You gave it away just as I was about to answer. Damn you! :glugglug

MrIzzz 02-28-2004 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
That's like 10lbs each box right?
i should have made it like 5lbs but i couldn't remember the riddle exactly









ok, i'm gonna post another one, i just gotta word it better. 1 min


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