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Old 02-06-2004, 09:39 AM   #1
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Gay sex ... gone wrong! (story)

(1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:41 AM   #2
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:43 AM   #3
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I would pay good money for that tape
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:46 AM   #4
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OMG how stupid can some people be The lengths people go to, they should learn when to stop dammit.
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:49 AM   #5
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for now on I'm going to scream "Armageddon!!!!" in bed
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:50 AM   #6
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now THAT is funny
Maybe some of the gay webmasters here would like to tell us their story!
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:52 AM   #7
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DO you think it would sell better than Pam and Tommy Lee?

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Old 02-06-2004, 09:55 AM   #8
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:57 AM   #9
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:58 AM   #10
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id like to see those faggots on mythbusters try that
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:59 AM   #11
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ROFLMFAO!!!

Damn funny story!!
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Old 02-06-2004, 10:09 AM   #12
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Old 02-06-2004, 10:16 AM   #13
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oh my god thats the most awesome story ive ever heard
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Old 02-06-2004, 10:22 AM   #14
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haha, i think its a bit wrong putting gerbils up your ass though
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Old 02-06-2004, 10:27 AM   #15
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Old 02-06-2004, 10:29 AM   #16
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damn didn't work http://www.mythofsisyphus.net/sound/gerbil3.wav
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:24 AM   #17
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:46 AM   #18
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As a gay man, never mind webmaster, I notice that this Board has a lot of sarcastic and "amusing" threads about gays. I see 'em every day via Board Tracker

I don't find a damn thing funny about any of it. Gay people are working for equal rights and respect and this shit is juvenile as hell and not what I would expect from supposedly professional adult webmasters.

Does this board have any threads about making money in this biz?

Or do y'all just shit-post and gay-bash?
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:49 AM   #19
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As a gay man, never mind webmaster, I notice that this Board has a lot of sarcastic and "amusing" threads about gays. I see 'em every day via Board Tracker

I don't find a damn thing funny about any of it. Gay people are working for equal rights and respect and this shit is juvenile as hell and not what I would expect from supposedly professional adult webmasters.

Does this board have any threads about making money in this biz?

Or do y'all just shit-post and gay-bash?
just stupid, gay shit and
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:50 AM   #20
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And that gerbil story is real tired, anyhow. The Richard Gere/gerbil story is 30 years old. What, was that new to you, though?

Variation on a myth. Yeh, Rod Stewart had to have a gallon of semen pumped from his stomach, too. You know how many ejaculations, at a teaspoon apiece, it takes for a gallon? Cum on...besides, semen isn't toxic anyhow, why would it have to be evacuated from his s stomach?

Come on, people...this is 2004. Let's do 2004 things.

Make dat $$$
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well that's quite something coming from somebody who lists "poontang, internet, strippers" as his interests and "alcoholic" as his occupation.

however, i do agree, they were stupid and queer. but that story is old and i'm hard pressed to find people who really believe it.
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As a gay man, never mind webmaster, I notice that this Board has a lot of sarcastic and "amusing" threads about gays. I see 'em every day via Board Tracker

I don't find a damn thing funny about any of it. Gay people are working for equal rights and respect and this shit is juvenile as hell and not what I would expect from supposedly professional adult webmasters.

Does this board have any threads about making money in this biz?

Or do y'all just shit-post and gay-bash?
I'm all for fighting for gay rights...in fact did quite a bit of it yesterday...but you have to understand...that's just what this board is. we are not discriminated against here because we're gay...everybody gets bashed and treated like shit at some point or other on this board. we are just getting equal treatment.

hence the name "go fuck yourself"

that's what this board is about. thank you though for speaking your mind...that's also what this board is about.
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Old 02-06-2004, 12:02 PM   #23
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My condolences, sorry to hear that. Good luck with it tho.
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As a gay man, never mind webmaster, I notice that this Board has a lot of sarcastic and "amusing" threads about gays. I see 'em every day via Board Tracker

I don't find a damn thing funny about any of it. Gay people are working for equal rights and respect and this shit is juvenile as hell and not what I would expect from supposedly professional adult webmasters.

Does this board have any threads about making money in this biz?

Or do y'all just shit-post and gay-bash?
someones not secure with their sexuality!
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Old 02-06-2004, 12:06 PM   #25
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That's an old urban legend I think. Ive heard that story 20 times and I remember hearing it back in like 1993 lol.
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http://Type.a.name.isgay.com

^Thats the same story but you can add someone elses name
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That's an old urban legend I think. Ive heard that story 20 times and I remember hearing it back in like 1993 lol.
Yep, it's pretty old ...

I was doing some research on Urban Legends (on the Darwin Awards site) and came across this one for a second time in 6 years. Thought it was hilarious - especially from the perspective of a content provider [me] who is considering adding gay content to the list.

Think about this "story" as a script for a custom shoot... do you think it would nail you to the floor laughin? I bet it will

Just for the record, I don't have anything against homosexuals (especially lesbians lol)
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Holy shit that is funny!
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I feel sorry for the poor gerbil. Why the hell was he trying to stick it in his ass?
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poor animal, I hope it survived
neither one died.. says it right here
"Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract."
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