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laura99 · 02-26-2004, 10:56 PM

Your best and worst blow job. What makes it the best? What did that girl do that this one didn't do?

mailman · 02-26-2004, 10:57 PM

laura back in 99!

Digipimp · 02-26-2004, 10:57 PM

The best ones are the free ones and the worst are still good you just had to shell out for dinner or drinks or some other bullshit.

tbabe · 02-26-2004, 10:57 PM

and answer honestly guys, if its the finger in the butt that does it for you, just say so

Rictor · 02-26-2004, 10:57 PM

Worst was from Laura99.

nosey · 02-26-2004, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe
and answer honestly guys, if its the finger in the butt that does it for you, just say so

MuleScrote · 02-26-2004, 11:01 PM

Best: A girl with no gag reflex.

Worst: A girl that got off on dragging her teeth.

sicone · 02-26-2004, 11:03 PM

If I'm gettin a blow job... who am I to complain

the worst are teeth draggers, girls with thin flat lips, and worst of all... the ones who act like doing this to me is the worst fate in the world, acting like its a chore and barely go thru the motions.

If your one of those, don't bother me... I got 2 good hands I'd rather use then you.

Spunky · 02-26-2004, 11:03 PM

When some of my pubes were caught in her braces..

Lane · 02-26-2004, 11:04 PM

best was getting one after not having sex for 2 months..

nosey · 02-26-2004, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Best: A girl with no gag reflex.

Worst: A girl that got off on dragging her teeth.

exactly

jact · 02-26-2004, 11:07 PM

If she leaves me sore or bleeding or crying out in pain.. It was a shitty bj.

Brujah · 02-26-2004, 11:08 PM

is Rictor complaining again ? you know, he was asking a lot of questions recently about trannies. maybe he wants some strap-on action

mardigras · 02-26-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by jact
If she leaves me sore or bleeding or crying out in pain.. It was a shitty bj.

Yeah, never date anyone with a chipped front tooth

laura99 · 02-26-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Worst was from Laura99.

If it's so bad then why do you ask for one every damn night?

CDSmith · 02-26-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
If I'm gettin a blow job... who am I to complain

the worst are teeth draggers, girls with thin flat lips, and worst of all... the ones who act like doing this to me is the worst fate in the world, acting like its a chore and barely go thru the motions.

If your one of those, don't bother me... I got 2 good hands I'd rather use then you.

This guy knows.

Attitude is everything.

CDSmith · 02-26-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by laura99
If it's so bad then why do you ask for one every damn night?

Doctor Dre · 02-26-2004, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
The best ones are the free ones and the worst are still good you just had to shell out for dinner or drinks or some other bullshit.

hrmm ... The best one would be UNDER a dinner table ...

Best one ... Well it's a BJ I dunno . I'm just enjoying, I'm not thinking about HOW the girl does it . I don't suck cock myself so I don't really know .

laura99 · 02-26-2004, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith

<font size=-2>umm, why does he have to ask?</size>

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/runaway.gif">

Sometimes he doesn't have to. But I don't get a damn thing in return. No humping, no licking, no money, nothing.

laura99 · 02-26-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah
is Rictor complaining again ? you know, he was asking a lot of questions recently about trannies. maybe he wants some strap-on action

He just wants to do them up the ass. He doesn't want anything near his.

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 11:53 PM

My best... Leisa my girlfriend (eviltoygirl)

My worst.. everyone before that

(I should say that she is over my shoulder reading this as I type !!)

Seriously though, she is the bomb.

Living For Today · 02-26-2004, 11:55 PM

first one i ever got was the best as is with most things. cant say as ive had a really bad one. they are all good ;)

VeriSexy · 02-26-2004, 11:56 PM

I won't complain as long as they don't use their teeth

foolio · 02-27-2004, 12:16 AM

good = swallow

bad = spit

---

good = ball play

bad = no ball play

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99
Sometimes he doesn't have to. But I don't get a damn thing in return. No humping, no licking, no money, nothing.

<font size=-2>then..... why are you with hi...... oh nevermind</font>

Luv you Laura.

JunkyardDog · 02-27-2004, 12:21 AM

my friends grandma gummed me good one day and what put me over the top was the rimming she did with her index finger.

Stewie · 02-27-2004, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
If I'm gettin a blow job... who am I to complain

the worst are teeth draggers, girls with thin flat lips, and worst of all... the ones who act like doing this to me is the worst fate in the world, acting like its a chore and barely go thru the motions.

If your one of those, don't bother me... I got 2 good hands I'd rather use then you.

Exactly - a lot can be said for enthusiasm

broke · 02-27-2004, 12:26 AM

Women that treat BJs as a chore are the worst.

A woman that is into it is all good.

laura99 · 02-27-2004, 12:41 AM

I dated some guy many moons ago that was 40, recently divorced, and said he had never had a blow job before. Poor feller, so ya know I just HAD to give him one so he could see what he had been missing. He told me that it felt so good he went numb, wanted me to use my teeth! I thought I was raking it pretty good, didn't want him to bleed but he kept telling me harder. I had to stop, just couldn't do it that hard. Crazy shit I tell ya.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by broke
Women that treat BJs as a chore are the worst.

Or the ones that think they are doing you some almighty favor. It's like... Bitch, don't do me any favors, do it because you love it, you crave it, you must suck it or die...... do it like it's the only thing in life that matters.

02-26-2004, 10:56 PM	#1
laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	Please explain... Your best and worst blow job. What makes it the best? What did that girl do that this one didn't do? __________________

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sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	If I'm gettin a blow job... who am I to complain the worst are teeth draggers, girls with thin flat lips, and worst of all... the ones who act like doing this to me is the worst fate in the world, acting like its a chore and barely go thru the motions. If your one of those, don't bother me... I got 2 good hands I'd rather use then you. __________________

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02-27-2004, 12:41 AM	#29
laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	I dated some guy many moons ago that was 40, recently divorced, and said he had never had a blow job before. Poor feller, so ya know I just HAD to give him one so he could see what he had been missing. He told me that it felt so good he went numb, wanted me to use my teeth! I thought I was raking it pretty good, didn't want him to bleed but he kept telling me harder. I had to stop, just couldn't do it that hard. Crazy shit I tell ya. __________________