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laura99 02-26-2004 10:56 PM

Please explain...
 
Your best and worst blow job. What makes it the best? What did that girl do that this one didn't do?

mailman 02-26-2004 10:57 PM

laura back in 99! :Graucho

Digipimp 02-26-2004 10:57 PM

The best ones are the free ones and the worst are still good you just had to shell out for dinner or drinks or some other bullshit.

:winkwink:

tbabe 02-26-2004 10:57 PM

and answer honestly guys, if its the finger in the butt that does it for you, just say so

Rictor 02-26-2004 10:57 PM

Worst was from Laura99.

nosey 02-26-2004 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe
and answer honestly guys, if its the finger in the butt that does it for you, just say so
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MuleScrote 02-26-2004 11:01 PM

Best: A girl with no gag reflex.

Worst: A girl that got off on dragging her teeth.

sicone 02-26-2004 11:03 PM

If I'm gettin a blow job... who am I to complain

the worst are teeth draggers, girls with thin flat lips, and worst of all... the ones who act like doing this to me is the worst fate in the world, acting like its a chore and barely go thru the motions.

If your one of those, don't bother me... I got 2 good hands I'd rather use then you.

Spunky 02-26-2004 11:03 PM

When some of my pubes were caught in her braces..:(

Lane 02-26-2004 11:04 PM

best was getting one after not having sex for 2 months..

nosey 02-26-2004 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Best: A girl with no gag reflex.

Worst: A girl that got off on dragging her teeth.

exactly :thumbsup

jact 02-26-2004 11:07 PM

If she leaves me sore or bleeding or crying out in pain.. It was a shitty bj.

Brujah 02-26-2004 11:08 PM

is Rictor complaining again ? you know, he was asking a lot of questions recently about trannies. maybe he wants some strap-on action

mardigras 02-26-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
If she leaves me sore or bleeding or crying out in pain.. It was a shitty bj.
Yeah, never date anyone with a chipped front tooth:1orglaugh

laura99 02-26-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Worst was from Laura99.
If it's so bad then why do you ask for one every damn night?

CDSmith 02-26-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
If I'm gettin a blow job... who am I to complain

the worst are teeth draggers, girls with thin flat lips, and worst of all... the ones who act like doing this to me is the worst fate in the world, acting like its a chore and barely go thru the motions.

If your one of those, don't bother me... I got 2 good hands I'd rather use then you.

This guy knows.


Attitude is everything. :thumbsup

CDSmith 02-26-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99
If it's so bad then why do you ask for one every damn night?

<font size=-2>umm, why does he have to ask?</size>




<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/runaway.gif">

Doctor Dre 02-26-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
The best ones are the free ones and the worst are still good you just had to shell out for dinner or drinks or some other bullshit.

:winkwink:

hrmm ... The best one would be UNDER a dinner table ...


Best one ... Well it's a BJ I dunno . I'm just enjoying, I'm not thinking about HOW the girl does it . I don't suck cock myself so I don't really know .

laura99 02-26-2004 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith



<font size=-2>umm, why does he have to ask?</size>




<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/runaway.gif">

Sometimes he doesn't have to. But I don't get a damn thing in return. No humping, no licking, no money, nothing.

laura99 02-26-2004 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
is Rictor complaining again ? you know, he was asking a lot of questions recently about trannies. maybe he wants some strap-on action
He just wants to do them up the ass. He doesn't want anything near his.

EvilToyBoy 02-26-2004 11:53 PM

My best... Leisa my girlfriend (eviltoygirl)

My worst.. everyone before that

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

(I should say that she is over my shoulder reading this as I type !!)

:Graucho

Seriously though, she is the bomb.

Living For Today 02-26-2004 11:55 PM

first one i ever got was the best as is with most things. cant say as ive had a really bad one. they are all good ;)

VeriSexy 02-26-2004 11:56 PM

I won't complain as long as they don't use their teeth :Graucho

foolio 02-27-2004 12:16 AM

good = swallow

bad = spit

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good = ball play

bad = no ball play

CDSmith 02-27-2004 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura99
Sometimes he doesn't have to. But I don't get a damn thing in return. No humping, no licking, no money, nothing.
<font size=-2>then..... why are you with hi...... oh nevermind</font>




:1orglaugh Luv you Laura.

JunkyardDog 02-27-2004 12:21 AM

my friends grandma gummed me good one day and what put me over the top was the rimming she did with her index finger.

Stewie 02-27-2004 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
If I'm gettin a blow job... who am I to complain

the worst are teeth draggers, girls with thin flat lips, and worst of all... the ones who act like doing this to me is the worst fate in the world, acting like its a chore and barely go thru the motions.

If your one of those, don't bother me... I got 2 good hands I'd rather use then you.

Exactly - a lot can be said for enthusiasm :thumbsup

broke 02-27-2004 12:26 AM

Women that treat BJs as a chore are the worst.

A woman that is into it is all good.

laura99 02-27-2004 12:41 AM

I dated some guy many moons ago that was 40, recently divorced, and said he had never had a blow job before. Poor feller, so ya know I just HAD to give him one so he could see what he had been missing. He told me that it felt so good he went numb, wanted me to use my teeth! I thought I was raking it pretty good, didn't want him to bleed but he kept telling me harder. I had to stop, just couldn't do it that hard. Crazy shit I tell ya.

CDSmith 02-27-2004 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by broke
Women that treat BJs as a chore are the worst.
Or the ones that think they are doing you some almighty favor. It's like... Bitch, don't do me any favors, do it because you love it, you crave it, you must suck it or die...... do it like it's the only thing in life that matters.


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