One Theory On The Current GFY Soap Opera - GoFuckYourself.com

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 08:52 PM

Now I am a firm believer that an pessimist is simply an optimist with life experience....

I don't know shit from clay when it comes to WTF is going on between these 2, but have followed the soap opera here on countless threads for the past couple of days....

IF I was in publicity (which I was), this would be how I would spin on it..

1. Create a massive drama between 2 well known friends to create tension and a certain hype to get people interested.

2. Drag hype out as far as possible, involving as many people as possible and as publicly as possible.

3. Make dramatic threats, taking the public debate from words to apparent action - take the fight to a new level of personal attack.

4. Bring dispute to an ultimate crescendo, promising much nastiness and bitterness - divide support amongst the "followers" ensuring that EVERYONE exposed to it has an opinion about good or bad or right or wrong or one persons side or the other's.

5. Kiss and make up, making huge public announcements about same and at the same time annoucing new levels of co-operation and goodwill and launch huge new project from which all will benefit of the newly re-kindled sense of friendship and good will.

6. Take money to bank as captive audience rejoices in the end of the saga and rushes to support new friendship.

7. Share cold cocktails serverd by naked waitresses on beach in Maui, watch sunset and share laughs at gullability of human audiences.

Anyone see "Wag The Dog" or "Primary Colors"... same shit different perspective.

It is ever so true that their is NO such thing a bad publicity.

Now I DO NOT claim that this is what will happen, only time will tell, but fuck, if I was Amp or Aaron, that may be reason enough for them to fix whatever needs fixing.

This is just one theory and my

The Truth Hurts · 02-26-2004, 08:54 PM

my theory: you've got way too much time to think about insignificant shit.

Ice · 02-26-2004, 08:55 PM

You lost me at.... "Now I am......"

mardigras · 02-26-2004, 08:55 PM

You should be a writer

Juicy D. Links · 02-26-2004, 08:55 PM

its not fake

Brujah · 02-26-2004, 09:00 PM

I like the way you post.

Spunky · 02-26-2004, 09:02 PM

Intresting theory..I would say sig views are the #1 priority..It doesn't matter how you get them but Drama is the most effective

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
my theory: you've got way too much time to think about insignificant shit.

You are right. I should get life.

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
You lost me at.... "Now I am......"

Ha ha ha ha.

My next post I will put a disclaimer at the top:

"Considered thought maybe painful for some readers"

KMR Stitch · 02-26-2004, 09:06 PM

Pretty good job. Wanna do my midterm papers? And my speach reaction papers?

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
You should be a writer

That is actually my long term goal - to be a struggling writer who doesn't need the money so can write whatever the fuck they like about whatever the fuck they like.

hudson · 02-26-2004, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
You lost me at.... "Now I am......"

me too

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
its not fake

I NEVER said it was fake...

Just one man's theory from the outside looking in..

StuartD · 02-26-2004, 09:08 PM

I have a theory...

people should shut the hell up about things they don't know anything about.

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah
I like the way you post.

From you my friend I take that as a huge pat on the back.

Consider me a reverse fan as well - I read many of your posts an find myself nodding my head in agreement !!

Rictor · 02-26-2004, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by EvilToyBoy

That is actually my long term goal - to be a struggling writer who doesn't need the money so can write whatever the fuck they like about whatever the fuck they like.

If you don't need the money then how are you struggling?

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Intresting theory..I would say sig views are the #1 priority..It doesn't matter how you get them but Drama is the most effective

That's another possible angle...

ARS are paying them both to create controversy to give maximum opportunity for their sig whores to gain exposure without getting flamed for being too obvious....

The possibilities my friends are endless.

A quote comes to mind..

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about at all.

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Pretty good job. Wanna do my midterm papers? And my speach reaction papers?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

You couldn't afford me

Ha ha ha ha ha.

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
I have a theory... people should shut the hell up about things they don't know anything about.

Nasty, nasty, nasty.

THEY made it public and THEY brought it into the public domain.

The first thing I said in the post was that I didn't know WTF it is really all about (and frankly, I don't give a shit) - but one is allowed to venture their thoughts in my world.

Grow up.

EvilToyBoy · 02-26-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
If you don't need the money then how are you struggling?

That, my friend, is the PERFECT irony and EXACTLY what I meant....

VeriSexy · 02-26-2004, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
my theory: you've got way too much time to think about insignificant shit.

Yup, who cares as long as it makes GFY interesting

AaronM · 02-27-2004, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
its not fake

It's not fake...It's GFY!

Nat · 02-27-2004, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilToyBoy
Now I am a firm believer that an pessimist is simply an optimist with life experience....

7. Share cold cocktails serverd by naked waitresses on beach in Maui, watch sunset and share laughs at gullability of human audiences.

if it's the same to you i'll just skip down to number seven right away

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EvilToyBoy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Great Southern Land Posts: 737	One Theory On The Current GFY Soap Opera Now I am a firm believer that an pessimist is simply an optimist with life experience.... I don't know shit from clay when it comes to WTF is going on between these 2, but have followed the soap opera here on countless threads for the past couple of days.... IF I was in publicity (which I was), this would be how I would spin on it.. 1. Create a massive drama between 2 well known friends to create tension and a certain hype to get people interested. 2. Drag hype out as far as possible, involving as many people as possible and as publicly as possible. 3. Make dramatic threats, taking the public debate from words to apparent action - take the fight to a new level of personal attack. 4. Bring dispute to an ultimate crescendo, promising much nastiness and bitterness - divide support amongst the "followers" ensuring that EVERYONE exposed to it has an opinion about good or bad or right or wrong or one persons side or the other's. 5. Kiss and make up, making huge public announcements about same and at the same time annoucing new levels of co-operation and goodwill and launch huge new project from which all will benefit of the newly re-kindled sense of friendship and good will. 6. Take money to bank as captive audience rejoices in the end of the saga and rushes to support new friendship. 7. Share cold cocktails serverd by naked waitresses on beach in Maui, watch sunset and share laughs at gullability of human audiences. Anyone see "Wag The Dog" or "Primary Colors"... same shit different perspective. It is ever so true that their is NO such thing a bad publicity. Now I DO NOT claim that this is what will happen, only time will tell, but fuck, if I was Amp or Aaron, that may be reason enough for them to fix whatever needs fixing. This is just one theory and my __________________ font color="#FFFF99"><br> WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT CELEBS UNZIPPED ???? - </font> <a href="http://www.celebsunzipped.net"><font color="#FFFF99"> http://www.celebsunzipped.net</font></a><font color="#FFFF99"> !!</font></font></b><br> <font color="#FF3300"><b>ICQ# 293070684 - Email toyboy AT celebsunzipped.net</b></font>

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,369	my theory: you've got way too much time to think about insignificant shit.

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KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Pretty good job. Wanna do my midterm papers? And my speach reaction papers?