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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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Mr Izzz , tell gfy the story of when ....
The pig pulled us over and I had the first plaque on the car back a few years ago
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Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
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Nice!
That's a definite get out of jail quick card!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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I want that how much for it ?
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hahaha
which story though? i'm thinking of the big mandingo pig that stopped us by my house |
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Let's do some business.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The dirty south.
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So Fucking Banned
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They called last year to solicit me for donations. So I checked up and they were legit and shit , I also get a reciept so it deductible. |
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
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"do you know who my uncle is!!!!!!!!!!!?"
"pull your pants up you look like an asshole!" "next time, keep the music down and don't smoke weed in your car" theres too many of em |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Swamp
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Thats a sweet thing you got going there.
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
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juice and i were coming back in the juicemobile from a night of chicks harassing us at the club. i hate it when models keep giving me their number, we were there just to hang. anyway, juice is driving and we're cruising back and all the sudden a swine makes a u-turn and starts to follow us. bacon stayed behind us for a mile or 2 for no friggin reason. so juice is like "Izzzzzz, hide the cologne bottle. its not legal in 49 states." and i'm like "shit guido!!!!!!! what am i gonna do with a 4 gallon drum" so i threw the cologne keg in the back seat and covered it with juice's leather coat. then the swine's lights come on and he pulls us over, about 2 blocks from my house. this big ass mandingo comes out of the squad car and approaches the juicemobile. he puts his flashlight toward the back window and sees the ploive chiefs plaque. he takes a good look and then comes up to juicy's window. he says "just checking to see if everythings ok" and then says "have a good night" and leaves! the mofo was so scared of the plaque that he didn't even bother harassing us like a club bitch! |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Eugene, OR It's Like Jail, Only with Trees!
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That plaque don't mean shit when you got this kinda appeal.
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