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Originally posted by juicylinks
The one that followed us for a mile then pulled us over as i turned the corner by the bar.
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juice and i were coming back in the juicemobile from a night of chicks harassing us at the club. i hate it when models keep giving me their number, we were there just to hang.
anyway, juice is driving and we're cruising back and all the sudden a swine makes a u-turn and starts to follow us. bacon stayed behind us for a mile or 2 for no friggin reason.
so juice is like "Izzzzzz, hide the cologne bottle. its not legal in 49 states."
and i'm like "shit guido!!!!!!! what am i gonna do with a 4 gallon drum"
so i threw the cologne keg in the back seat and covered it with juice's leather coat.
then the swine's lights come on and he pulls us over, about 2 blocks from my house. this big ass mandingo comes out of the squad car and approaches the juicemobile. he puts his flashlight toward the back window and sees the ploive chiefs plaque.
he takes a good look and then comes up to juicy's window. he says "just checking to see if everythings ok" and then says "have a good night" and leaves!
the mofo was so scared of the plaque that he didn't even bother harassing us like a club bitch!