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DVTimes · 01-31-2004, 05:21 PM

If I gave you $1000 USA dollars and told you to spend it on making an adult website, how would you spend it?

B40 · 01-31-2004, 05:23 PM

I'd find someone in India....give him $750 and tell him to make the site/find the people needed etc. and keep $250

rabbit · 01-31-2004, 05:23 PM

that's not even enough to wipe the ass of a graphics designer

NiTe-HaWk · 01-31-2004, 05:26 PM

I would build a tgp and buy the scripts I need to help me run it. Damn scripts are expensive but very usefull.

Oracle Porn · 01-31-2004, 05:31 PM

Buy a tgp design = $150
Buy UCJ deal A = $600
Buy CT = $200
But very little traffic = $50

Throw in another $1000 and you got yourself a nice tgp

EmporerEJ · 02-01-2004, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by carbondream
that's not even enough to wipe the ass of a graphics designer

Is that an EMPLOYED Graphic designer, or an UNEMPLOYED graphic designer?

Chris · 02-01-2004, 12:24 AM

few bills on a design

few bills on a script

few bills on promo

and have a few bills left

if you want to give me the money to do this site id be happy to take it

[email protected] for my idea's

KRL · 02-01-2004, 12:32 AM

At a strip club.

Rictor · 02-01-2004, 12:32 AM

$1,000? I couldn't build a worthwhile paysite for that. Have to put it into AVS/TGP/Free Sites. Probably pay one guy to build some of those for me, another guy to submit them.

foolio · 02-01-2004, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by B40
I'd find someone in India....give him $750 and tell him to make the site/find the people needed etc. and keep $250

Thats what Dell does for its customer service!

Rorschach · 02-01-2004, 12:35 AM

I'd buy a couple of hundred more domains and fill them up with script generated crap.

Vitasoy · 02-01-2004, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by foolio
Thats what Dell does for its customer service!

I'm sure they pay farless

stocktrader23 · 02-01-2004, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk
If I gave you $1000 USA dollars and told you to spend it on making an adult website, how would you spend it?

I'd check out my new design site here in about a week.

Edit: What's your ICQ? 209235248 Holla!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-01-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

I'd check out my new design site here in about a week.

Edit: What's your ICQ? 209235248 Holla!

Glad to hear you have re thought the value of design Mr Asci!

lock · 02-01-2004, 01:03 AM

Id buy a x amount or so of hits or so of the most clicked crap used up used forced asian spanish crapiyola hits.

Mind you the very first time you see some traffic you leave the crapola hits and never use them again you just wanted a jumpstart you dont want to burn the battery out meaning you cant trade shit and make a good reputation..

I have used crap traffic to jumpstart a site it wont convert but it can help with word of mouth. As far as trading it webmasters with geo ip will call you out so you had better not trade that but use it to jumpstart then buy some better geo ip targeted traffic try sell from that but stop using it as soon as you see some movement and move it to your next kickstart project. The next step is to buy nieche targeted traffic and start your converting. after your budget has run out you will notice the drop off but you are now starting to convert and are ready to either buy more traffic or to now have some sort of web presence to be a bit more self sufficient.

But since you read all of that you can go to my site in my sig and learn where to spend it

wild-cat · 02-01-2004, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk
If I gave you $1000 USA dollars and told you to spend it on making an adult website, how would you spend it?

ucj hosting and traffic

beemk · 02-01-2004, 03:29 AM

not enough

stocktrader23 · 02-01-2004, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by AlienQ

Glad to hear you have re thought the value of design Mr Asci!

I haven't, that post is simply spam.

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slavdogg · 02-01-2004, 03:38 AM

thats a very good question and very relavent to the people on this board.

it makes you think and use your mind, and most popple here cant think farther than their nose

mastamindz · 02-01-2004, 03:41 AM

I would use an oursourcing company for a month and hire myself a webmaster. Probobly get him to do galleries, and some design work.

acctman · 02-01-2004, 04:28 AM

i'd design one of my 1hr clean looking website designs, user $300 for a nice logo and pocket the reset. traffic would be redirect from one of my many sources

chemicaleyes · 02-01-2004, 04:54 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
not enough

for a paysite

DVTimes · 02-01-2004, 06:09 AM

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thats a very good question and very relavent to the people on this board.

I asked this question as many people will start out with $1000 USD (about £600 UK pound).

Its important to make every penny work hard, so this should be a simple exercise.

It should show the difference between real pro webmasters and those who think they are (as anyone can buy a domain and pay people to run a site).

So come on, tell me what you would do, rather than silly comments.

kmanrox · 02-01-2004, 06:10 AM

id buy whores and pick their brains

Rorschach · 02-01-2004, 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk

So come on, tell me what you would do, rather than silly comments.

I'd rent a whore, then buy a sixpack and some weed and sit around on gfy bragging about how much money I was making.

JamesK · 02-01-2004, 06:15 AM

buy some weed, go clubbin'

the day after, become a SEO and get rich.

stocktrader23 · 02-01-2004, 06:18 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk

So come on, tell me what you would do, rather than silly comments.

Why, you gonna give me $1000?

Trippekdick · 03-02-2004, 02:57 AM

nice man !!!!

pimplink · 03-02-2004, 03:00 AM

I'd buy a couple hundred of domains.

body · 03-02-2004, 04:59 AM

I would show you naked pics from me

juicybucks · 03-02-2004, 05:03 AM

I'd find a good SE consultant and buy some domains .. volia !

TurboTrucker · 03-02-2004, 05:35 AM

Are you talking about a paysite? I would do the design myself and spend the money on content and hosting, and use a billing company that doesn't require the Visa fee.

Seriously it would be hard to make anything decent with a grand exept for a TGP or a bunch of free sites.

hova · 03-02-2004, 05:44 AM

I'd copy someones design, steal some content, hijack a domain, find a way to steal traffic and make some money.

The 1000$ I will use to finally get laid!

edit: a 1000$ isnt much for anything. But you could get some sponsor galleries, a cheap TGP design and have some fun with that. I wouldnt

just a punk · 03-02-2004, 05:50 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk
If I gave you $1000 USA dollars and told you to spend it on making an adult website, how would you spend it?

Ha! If I give you $2000 USD... how would YOU spend it?

Nicky · 03-02-2004, 06:00 AM

get hosting $100
buy 2 domains $16

buy 5 tgp gallery layouts $100 (use those layouts for feature gallerys too, ofcourse you need more layouts though.)

buy 7 free site layouts $200 (use 1 layout for every day of the week, then repeat with new content and banners)

buy a good tgp design with thumbs preview $250

buy traffic to the tgp for $200

use a free trade script for now on the tgp......

pay someone to do a good looking avs tour, $50

advertise that tour on the tgp gallerys and free sites.
also buy a submit pass to easypic for the gallerys, $100
apply for a few partbner acounts at tgp's........and get it rocking!!!!

cool1 · 03-02-2004, 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk
If I gave you $1000 USA dollars and told you to spend it on making an adult website, how would you spend it?

$1000 US is around $1300 Canadian so
I would buy a OZ of good weed, a new bong
and still have the $1000 left to
Buy a bunch of content and get a decent hosting package for it then procede to smoke my face off while build a bunch of AVS sites.
Use what remains to buy traffic for it.

So when do I get the $1000 from you to do this

Lykos · 03-02-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Buy a tgp design = $150
Buy UCJ deal A = $600
Buy CT = $200
But very little traffic = $50

Throw in another $1000 and you got yourself a nice tgp

That sounds posible

spentrent · 03-02-2004, 11:43 AM

1) Find an under-represented niche in the Yahoo directory.

2) Make a link list.

3) Buy a spot.

4) PROFIT!

5) Spend $700 on coke'n'whores.

01-31-2004, 05:21 PM	#1
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Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	few bills on a design few bills on a script few bills on promo and have a few bills left if you want to give me the money to do this site id be happy to take it [email protected] for my idea's __________________ [email protected]

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NiTe-HaWk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: USA Posts: 1,196	I would build a tgp and buy the scripts I need to help me run it. Damn scripts are expensive but very usefull.

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	$1,000? I couldn't build a worthwhile paysite for that. Have to put it into AVS/TGP/Free Sites. Probably pay one guy to build some of those for me, another guy to submit them.

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Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	I'd buy a couple of hundred more domains and fill them up with script generated crap.

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lock Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 5,065	Id buy a x amount or so of hits or so of the most clicked crap used up used forced asian spanish crapiyola hits. Mind you the very first time you see some traffic you leave the crapola hits and never use them again you just wanted a jumpstart you dont want to burn the battery out meaning you cant trade shit and make a good reputation.. I have used crap traffic to jumpstart a site it wont convert but it can help with word of mouth. As far as trading it webmasters with geo ip will call you out so you had better not trade that but use it to jumpstart then buy some better geo ip targeted traffic try sell from that but stop using it as soon as you see some movement and move it to your next kickstart project. The next step is to buy nieche targeted traffic and start your converting. after your budget has run out you will notice the drop off but you are now starting to convert and are ready to either buy more traffic or to now have some sort of web presence to be a bit more self sufficient. But since you read all of that you can go to my site in my sig and learn where to spend it __________________ Traffic.Tools - 40+ Free Tools Free.Marketing - 150+ Free Tools Submission.Tools - 20+ Free Tools

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beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	not enough __________________ I host with Vacares

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slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	thats a very good question and very relavent to the people on this board. it makes you think and use your mind, and most popple here cant think farther than their nose

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acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	i'd design one of my 1hr clean looking website designs, user $300 for a nice logo and pocket the reset. traffic would be redirect from one of my many sources

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hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	I'd copy someones design, steal some content, hijack a domain, find a way to steal traffic and make some money. The 1000$ I will use to finally get laid! edit: a 1000$ isnt much for anything. But you could get some sponsor galleries, a cheap TGP design and have some fun with that. I wouldnt __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

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Nicky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	get hosting $100 buy 2 domains $16 buy 5 tgp gallery layouts $100 (use those layouts for feature gallerys too, ofcourse you need more layouts though.) buy 7 free site layouts $200 (use 1 layout for every day of the week, then repeat with new content and banners) buy a good tgp design with thumbs preview $250 buy traffic to the tgp for $200 use a free trade script for now on the tgp...... pay someone to do a good looking avs tour, $50 advertise that tour on the tgp gallerys and free sites. also buy a submit pass to easypic for the gallerys, $100 apply for a few partbner acounts at tgp's........and get it rocking!!!! __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

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spentrent Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: LA Posts: 876	1) Find an under-represented niche in the Yahoo directory. 2) Make a link list. 3) Buy a spot. 4) PROFIT! 5) Spend $700 on coke'n'whores.