If I gave you $1000 USA dollars ?
 

If I gave you $1000 USA dollars and told you to spend it on making an adult website, how would you spend it?

I'd find someone in India....give him $750 and tell him to make the site/find the people needed etc. and keep $250 :thumbsup

that's not even enough to wipe the ass of a graphics designer

I would build a tgp and buy the scripts I need to help me run it. Damn scripts are expensive but very usefull.

Buy a tgp design = $150
Buy UCJ deal A = $600
Buy CT = $200
But very little traffic = $50

Throw in another $1000 and you got yourself a nice tgp

Is that an EMPLOYED Graphic designer, or an UNEMPLOYED graphic designer?
:)

few bills on a design

few bills on a script

few bills on promo

and have a few bills left :)


if you want to give me the money to do this site id be happy to take it :)

[email protected] for my idea's :):)

At a strip club. :1orglaugh

$1,000? I couldn't build a worthwhile paysite for that. Have to put it into AVS/TGP/Free Sites. Probably pay one guy to build some of those for me, another guy to submit them.

Thats what Dell does for its customer service!

I'd buy a couple of hundred more domains and fill them up with script generated crap.

I'm sure they pay farless :1orglaugh

I'd check out my new design site here in about a week. :2 cents:

Edit: What's your ICQ? 209235248 Holla!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Glad to hear you have re thought the value of design Mr Asci!

Id buy a x amount or so of hits or so of the most clicked crap used up used forced asian spanish crapiyola hits.

Mind you the very first time you see some traffic you leave the crapola hits and never use them again you just wanted a jumpstart you dont want to burn the battery out meaning you cant trade shit and make a good reputation..

I have used crap traffic to jumpstart a site it wont convert but it can help with word of mouth. As far as trading it webmasters with geo ip will call you out so you had better not trade that but use it to jumpstart then buy some better geo ip targeted traffic try sell from that but stop using it as soon as you see some movement and move it to your next kickstart project. The next step is to buy nieche targeted traffic and start your converting. after your budget has run out you will notice the drop off but you are now starting to convert and are ready to either buy more traffic or to now have some sort of web presence to be a bit more self sufficient.

But since you read all of that you can go to my site in my sig and learn where to spend it

ucj hosting and traffic

not enough

I haven't, that post is simply spam.

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thats a very good question and very relavent to the people on this board.

it makes you think and use your mind, and most popple here cant think farther than their nose

I would use an oursourcing company for a month and hire myself a webmaster. Probobly get him to do galleries, and some design work.

i'd design one of my 1hr clean looking website designs, user $300 for a nice logo and pocket the reset. traffic would be redirect from one of my many sources

for a paysite

I asked this question as many people will start out with $1000 USD (about £600 UK pound).

Its important to make every penny work hard, so this should be a simple exercise.

It should show the difference between real pro webmasters and those who think they are (as anyone can buy a domain and pay people to run a site).

So come on, tell me what you would do, rather than silly comments.

id buy whores and pick their brains

I'd rent a whore, then buy a sixpack and some weed and sit around on gfy bragging about how much money I was making.

buy some weed, go clubbin'

the day after, become a SEO and get rich.

Why, you gonna give me $1000?

nice man !!!!

I'd buy a couple hundred of domains.

I would show you naked pics from me :1orglaugh

I'd find a good SE consultant and buy some domains .. volia ! :)

Are you talking about a paysite? I would do the design myself and spend the money on content and hosting, and use a billing company that doesn't require the Visa fee.

Seriously it would be hard to make anything decent with a grand exept for a TGP or a bunch of free sites.

I'd copy someones design, steal some content, hijack a domain, find a way to steal traffic and make some money.

The 1000$ I will use to finally get laid!

edit: a 1000$ isnt much for anything. But you could get some sponsor galleries, a cheap TGP design and have some fun with that. I wouldnt

Ha! If I give you $2000 USD... how would YOU spend it?

get hosting $100
buy 2 domains $16

buy 5 tgp gallery layouts $100 (use those layouts for feature gallerys too, ofcourse you need more layouts though.)

buy 7 free site layouts $200 (use 1 layout for every day of the week, then repeat with new content and banners)

buy a good tgp design with thumbs preview $250

buy traffic to the tgp for $200

use a free trade script for now on the tgp......

pay someone to do a good looking avs tour, $50

advertise that tour on the tgp gallerys and free sites.
also buy a submit pass to easypic for the gallerys, $100
apply for a few partbner acounts at tgp's........and get it rocking!!!!

$1000 US is around $1300 Canadian so
I would buy a OZ of good weed, a new bong
and still have the $1000 left to
Buy a bunch of content and get a decent hosting package for it then procede to smoke my face off while build a bunch of AVS sites.
Use what remains to buy traffic for it.

So when do I get the $1000 from you to do this :1orglaugh

That sounds posible:thumbsup

1) Find an under-represented niche in the Yahoo directory.

2) Make a link list.

3) Buy a spot.

4) PROFIT!

5) Spend $700 on coke'n'whores.