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#52 |
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Maybe 50 galleries?
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#53 |
I am cool
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DAmn this 45 sec!! lol
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Let's do some business.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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you suckers! lolol
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Just placed my first order. Thx Stock
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Let's do some business.
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Ok folks, going to take advantage of my 2 free hours I get today. If you win something email me.
No fucking cheating!
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Let's do some business.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Moving slow
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bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#64 |
More Cowbell
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Yeah thread is moving very slow considering there is stuff to be won
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Congrats on the 10k
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Congrats on 10k.
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Congrats stocktrader........
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congrats on the 10k
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I'll bump it again for ya!
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Let's do some business.
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maybe i can win the free gallery this time
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free templates?
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22 post to go
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Fun Ways To Order A Pizza
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
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Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
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When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
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Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
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Put them on hold
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Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
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Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'
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gettin closer
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Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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nice stuff stocktrader! congrats
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12 post to go i guess
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When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
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10?
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When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
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Haggle.
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Birthdays were the worst days, now we sippin champagne when we thirrrrrstyy
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Order a one-inch pizza.
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am i the next winner
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are we there yet?
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