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CDSmith · 02-25-2004, 11:04 AM

If we put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her
from the Rat Race, we're a Male Chauvinist Pig.
If we stay at home and do the housework, we're a Pansy.
If we work too hard, there is never enough time for her and the kids. If
we don't work hard enough, we're a good for nothing lay about. If she
has a boring repetitive job with low pay that is exploitation. If we
have a boring repetitive job with low pay, we should get off our butts
and find something better. If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, that
is favouritism. If she gets a promotion ahead of a man, that is Equal
Opportunity. If we mention how good she looks that is sexual harassment.
If we keep quiet that is typical male indifference. If we cry, we're a
wimp. If we don't, we're an Insensitive Bastard. If a man thumps her,
that is wife bashing. If she thumps him, that is self-defense. If he
makes a decision without consulting her, he's a chauvinist. If she makes
a decision without regard for his feelings, then she is a liberated
woman. If he asks her do something she doesn't like, that is domination.
If she asks him, it is a favour. If we appreciate the female form and
frilly underwear we're sexual perverts. If we don't notice, we're
poofters. If we like a woman to keep in shape and shave her legs, it is
sexist. If we don't care, that is unromantic. If we try to keep
ourselves in shape, that is vanity. If we don't, we're slobs.

~ author unknown, but I'll bet he took his own life at some point.

dirtyone · 02-25-2004, 11:14 AM

Preach on brother CD, preach on.

Fletch XXX · 02-25-2004, 11:21 AM

what is a poofter?

ColBigBalls · 02-25-2004, 11:38 AM

IPK · 02-25-2004, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by ColBigBalls

lol that's really funny, never seen that before

CDSmith · 02-25-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
what is a poofter?

Fuck, I keep forgetting to save juicy's little limp-wristed smiley.

PersianKitty · 02-25-2004, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
If we put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her
from the Rat Race, we're a Male Chauvinist Pig.
If we stay at home and do the housework, we're a Pansy.
If we work too hard, there is never enough time for her and the kids. If
we don't work hard enough, we're a good for nothing lay about. If she
has a boring repetitive job with low pay that is exploitation. If we
have a boring repetitive job with low pay, we should get off our butts
and find something better. If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, that
is favouritism. If she gets a promotion ahead of a man, that is Equal
Opportunity. If we mention how good she looks that is sexual harassment.
If we keep quiet that is typical male indifference. If we cry, we're a
wimp. If we don't, we're an Insensitive Bastard. If a man thumps her,
that is wife bashing. If she thumps him, that is self-defense. If he
makes a decision without consulting her, he's a chauvinist. If she makes
a decision without regard for his feelings, then she is a liberated
woman. If he asks her do something she doesn't like, that is domination.
If she asks him, it is a favour. If we appreciate the female form and
frilly underwear we're sexual perverts. If we don't notice, we're
poofters. If we like a woman to keep in shape and shave her legs, it is
sexist. If we don't care, that is unromantic. If we try to keep
ourselves in shape, that is vanity. If we don't, we're slobs.

~ author unknown, but I'll bet he took his own life at some point.

ahhh.. young grasshopper is learning

myjah · 02-25-2004, 11:52 AM

haha that entire thing is sooo applicable to most women

CDSmith · 02-25-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
ahhh.. young grasshopper is learning

I sort of like being called young grasshopper. Coming from you it's........ kind of a turn-on. :D

PersianKitty · 02-25-2004, 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I sort of like being called young grasshopper. Coming from you it's........ kind of a turn-on. :D

ROFL

cool1 · 02-25-2004, 11:57 AM

That stuff is so true CD

Angie · 02-25-2004, 11:59 AM

That's great and so true

TurboAngel · 02-25-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty

ahhh.. young grasshopper is learning

You got it!

Sp1nal · 02-25-2004, 12:12 PM

It's all in your head. The real situation is not so bad, I believe

CDSmith · 02-25-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sp1nal
It's all in your head. The real situation is not so bad, I believe

I didn't write it, but thanks anyway.

Keep deluding yourself

Sp1nal · 02-25-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I didn't write it, but thanks anyway.

Keep deluding yourself

Having USA in close neighborhood bears the sad fruits. Or you paranoid?

Lykos · 02-25-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by ColBigBalls

02-25-2004, 11:04 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Man can't win, don't bother trying If we put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the Rat Race, we're a Male Chauvinist Pig. If we stay at home and do the housework, we're a Pansy. If we work too hard, there is never enough time for her and the kids. If we don't work hard enough, we're a good for nothing lay about. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay that is exploitation. If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, we should get off our butts and find something better. If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a promotion ahead of a man, that is Equal Opportunity. If we mention how good she looks that is sexual harassment. If we keep quiet that is typical male indifference. If we cry, we're a wimp. If we don't, we're an Insensitive Bastard. If a man thumps her, that is wife bashing. If she thumps him, that is self-defense. If he makes a decision without consulting her, he's a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without regard for his feelings, then she is a liberated woman. If he asks her do something she doesn't like, that is domination. If she asks him, it is a favour. If we appreciate the female form and frilly underwear we're sexual perverts. If we don't notice, we're poofters. If we like a woman to keep in shape and shave her legs, it is sexist. If we don't care, that is unromantic. If we try to keep ourselves in shape, that is vanity. If we don't, we're slobs. ~ author unknown, but I'll bet he took his own life at some point. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

02-25-2004, 11:21 AM	#3
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02-25-2004, 11:52 AM	#8
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02-25-2004, 11:57 AM	#11
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02-25-2004, 12:12 PM	#14
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02-25-2004, 11:14 AM	#2
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Preach on brother CD, preach on.

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02-25-2004, 11:59 AM	#12
Angie Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In The Sun Posts: 460	That's great and so true