GFY's Very Own Apprentice Competition - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 02-25-2004, 08:40 AM

If we could get one of the Donald Trumps [from here on forward referred to as "heavy hitters"] on this board to agree, we should have our very own Apprentice Competition. It will be a group of up and comers in the adult industry and they will vie for a position as an apprentice with one of the big boys.

The applicants will post a short bio of themselves, a portfolio of their work, and a short sysnapsis of why they should be the apprentice. From that, the heavy hitter will select 5 from the list of entries. From the 5 selected, the heavy hitter will then assign them mundane jobs to accomplish in certain timeframes (designing a gallery or something of that nature) and the applicants will then come back and submit their work. From there, the heavy hitter will select 3 finalists and once again assign them another job. The jobs must be something within reason and a winner will be selected upon completion of the final job.

Once the winner is chosen, he or she will become an Apprentice for the heavy hitter and learn everything there is to know about the adult industry through them. Money will only be exchanged if the heavy hitter feels the apprentice deserves a bonus. The only thing the apprentice will receive is a year's worth of Priceless information and knowledge in the adult industry.

So what do you all think? Does anyone have any ideas to make the competition better? Give me your input and let me know if it would be something you're interested in.

Also, for all you heavy hitters out there....would you be willing to cooperate with this competition? If so, please post a reply in this thread showing your interest. Once we've established a heavy hitter (Donald Trump) then we can get the applicants started.

One stipulation is that when one of the heavy hitters lets an applicant go he or she has to say, ?YOU?RE FIRED!?

candyflip · 02-25-2004, 08:43 AM

You're Fired.

mpulse · 02-25-2004, 08:44 AM

It may work but make sure the involved are truly "in" and will go through with plans as layed out. Good luck!

Brujah · 02-25-2004, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
You're Fired.

You, down to the street.

Krille · 02-25-2004, 09:01 AM

short summary? :P

uvort · 02-25-2004, 09:03 AM

love the sig highonacid -- yours is my fav hahaha -- its almost mesmerizing

IPK · 02-25-2004, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah

You, down to the street.

lol

02-25-2004, 08:40 AM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	GFY's Very Own Apprentice Competition If we could get one of the Donald Trumps [from here on forward referred to as "heavy hitters"] on this board to agree, we should have our very own Apprentice Competition. It will be a group of up and comers in the adult industry and they will vie for a position as an apprentice with one of the big boys. The applicants will post a short bio of themselves, a portfolio of their work, and a short sysnapsis of why they should be the apprentice. From that, the heavy hitter will select 5 from the list of entries. From the 5 selected, the heavy hitter will then assign them mundane jobs to accomplish in certain timeframes (designing a gallery or something of that nature) and the applicants will then come back and submit their work. From there, the heavy hitter will select 3 finalists and once again assign them another job. The jobs must be something within reason and a winner will be selected upon completion of the final job. Once the winner is chosen, he or she will become an Apprentice for the heavy hitter and learn everything there is to know about the adult industry through them. Money will only be exchanged if the heavy hitter feels the apprentice deserves a bonus. The only thing the apprentice will receive is a year's worth of Priceless information and knowledge in the adult industry. So what do you all think? Does anyone have any ideas to make the competition better? Give me your input and let me know if it would be something you're interested in. Also, for all you heavy hitters out there....would you be willing to cooperate with this competition? If so, please post a reply in this thread showing your interest. Once we've established a heavy hitter (Donald Trump) then we can get the applicants started. One stipulation is that when one of the heavy hitters lets an applicant go he or she has to say, ?YOU?RE FIRED!? __________________

02-25-2004, 08:43 AM	#2
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	You're Fired. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

02-25-2004, 08:44 AM	#3
mpulse Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: St. Pete, FL Posts: 765	It may work but make sure the involved are truly "in" and will go through with plans as layed out. Good luck! __________________ when in doubt...don't whip it out! ICQ#280837216

02-25-2004, 09:03 AM	#6
uvort Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Metalcash.com Posts: 3,580	love the sig highonacid -- yours is my fav hahaha -- its almost mesmerizing __________________ See Sig. 199907143

02-25-2004, 09:01 AM	#5
Krille Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bangkok Posts: 2,436	short summary? :P