Should I give this beggar a FREE Membership? - GoFuckYourself.com

Ross · 02-24-2004, 06:49 AM

An e-mail I received today:

"Respected sir,
(please read my request being a common human being)

I have been searching on net since one & half years to find desireable sources or sites regarding the adult movies to download. But I did not get success in this way. Because I can?t fulfill all the requirements such as payment through credit card. Actually I haven?t a credit card facility. There is also one other way provided by many sites. The way is connect via ISDN dialing status with the help of dialer. And, my problem in this way is that the phone of my house is able to operate only for local/territory area, not for international.

My self is post graduate and on the age of 27 I watched just 2 or 3 xxx movies.Because the way to purchase adult CDs is very tough in my country, particularly in my locality.So, now there is only one hope and that is your human heart.

So, please consider on my request friendly.You will lose nothing but I gain much more.
I shall be very thank full to you.

Manbir/india"

So should I give him a free pass or not?

Crazy_Canuck · 02-24-2004, 06:50 AM

Fuck him.

pradaboy · 02-24-2004, 06:50 AM

that's a new one to me

Ross · 02-24-2004, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pradaboy
that's a new one to me

Jedimaster · 02-24-2004, 06:53 AM

india???

why not give him your social and mother's maiden name??

Project-Shadow · 02-24-2004, 06:54 AM

Tell him he shouldnt be looking at "Adult Material" and his 7 or however many gods they have will smite him!

LauraLee · 02-24-2004, 06:54 AM

it's tuesday, it's gorgeous out... i say grant him his wish. everything goes full circle...

Ross · 02-24-2004, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jedimaster
india???

why not give him your social and mother's maiden name??

Great idea. Going to mail him back now...

Ross · 02-24-2004, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
it's tuesday, it's gorgeous out... i say grant him his wish. everything goes full circle...

Well it is Tuesday, but its not gorgeous outside here Laura

Dirty F · 02-24-2004, 06:55 AM

Give it to him. For some reason i believe him.

Manowar · 02-24-2004, 06:58 AM

Maybe give it to the first one, and wait for his friends to try it

Ross · 02-24-2004, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Give it to him. For some reason i believe him.

You do?

hmmm not like anyone on GFY to be so kind hearted!

EvilToyBoy · 02-24-2004, 06:58 AM

Pay it forward works for me - heck if you don't send me his email and I'll give him a freebie...

Trax · 02-24-2004, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Give it to him. For some reason i believe him.

yeah
i believe him too...
but still unsure if you should give it to him

i normally go by
no pay no play

but hey... you gotto decide hehe

Dirty F · 02-24-2004, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
You do?

hmmm not like anyone on GFY to be so kind hearted!

I gave away passes in the past. If the story was funny or something serious like yours i gave them a 1 week membership. No biggie. I just hate the idiots who cant speak english and write in big red letters: GIVE ME MEMBER FOR WEB NEED TO SEE

justsexxx · 02-24-2004, 07:00 AM

Why not request a wire or WU? He has to pay 4 months and he gets 6 months for examples...

Andre

justsexxx · 02-24-2004, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

I gave away passes in the past. If the story was funny or something i gave them a 1 week membership. No biggie. I just hate the idiots who cant speak english and read in big red letters: GIVE ME MEMBER FOR WEB NEED TO SEE

Haha yes those are funny. Or ppl who think I speak italian, spanish or whatever language they speak..

Andre

MobileMark · 02-24-2004, 07:02 AM

whats it gonna cost ya?
couple of bucks worth of bandwidth........he could turn into the best salesman you ever had
if he doesn't - you lost a coupla bucks.........big deal

Dirty F · 02-24-2004, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by justsexxx
Why not request a wire or WU? He has to pay 4 months and he gets 6 months for examples...

Andre

I used to get that all the time, people sending me money. Not anymore now, wonder why.

LauraLee · 02-24-2004, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Well it is Tuesday, but its not gorgeous outside here Laura

sending you some sun beams... pronto!!

FrankWhite · 02-24-2004, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
An e-mail I received today:

"Respected sir,
(please read my request being a common human being)

I have been searching on net since one & half years to find desireable sources or sites regarding the adult movies to download. But I did not get success in this way. Because I can?t fulfill all the requirements such as payment through credit card. Actually I haven?t a credit card facility. There is also one other way provided by many sites. The way is connect via ISDN dialing status with the help of dialer. And, my problem in this way is that the phone of my house is able to operate only for local/territory area, not for international.

My self is post graduate and on the age of 27 I watched just 2 or 3 xxx movies.Because the way to purchase adult CDs is very tough in my country, particularly in my locality.So, now there is only one hope and that is your human heart.

So, please consider on my request friendly.You will lose nothing but I gain much more.
I shall be very thank full to you.

Manbir/india"

So should I give him a free pass or not?

hell no, fuck him.

fyrflygrl · 02-24-2004, 07:23 AM

I'd say give it to him....

From what I understand, and this may be incorrect, full nudity is illegal in india...

(I very distinctly remember seeing someone looking for softcore content, like what you see in Victoria's secret or Fredericks, for an adult site in India.... he was having a hard time finding it, and mentioned that he needed it because full nudity is illegal in India)...

Anyway... give the guy some free nookie!

What goes around comes around.... you might get free nookie one day, too

Fyrflygrl

Hue G. Pness · 02-24-2004, 07:26 AM

I say don't give it to him. If you do next thing you know he is probably gonna throw up some web site about how to get free memberships by making up lame stories and then everyone will be writing shit like that.

DamageX · 02-24-2004, 07:26 AM

Ross, give him the membership but find some way to turn it into a PR stunt of some kind. Have him post testimonials on surfer boards, or whatever, if he can get you 2-3 paying members in return then you've more than made your bw costs back, plus he'll turn into a loyal supporter for your site. Reciprocity, if you give people something they'll feel indebted to you and will try to return the favour.

hova · 02-24-2004, 07:29 AM

Give it to him, you wont lose that much. And then you have done your good deed for today and you will go to heaven

Hue G. Pness · 02-24-2004, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DamageX
Reciprocity, if you give people something they'll feel indebted to you and will try to return the favour.

You would think so but this is the internet and shit doesn't work that way. At least not very often.

DamageX · 02-24-2004, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness

You would think so but this is the internet and shit doesn't work that way. At least not very often.

You'll be surprised how many people can't sleep well at night, because they're indebted to someone and haven't done anything to make up for it. Besides, aren't the people in India the biggest believers in karma?

polish_aristocrat · 02-24-2004, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross

So should I give him a free pass or not?

yes, but only a trial

Ar3s · 02-24-2004, 07:33 AM

dont give him...
i think his mabey 27 yr old... but he dont wanna pay and its not good......
:D
hehehe

Theo · 02-24-2004, 07:34 AM

send him to ultrapasswords

beemk · 02-24-2004, 07:34 AM

dont feed the bears.... make him send a money order or something

maxjohan · 02-24-2004, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
I say don't give it to him. If you do next thing you know he is probably gonna throw up some web site about how to get free memberships by making up lame stories and then everyone will be writing shit like that.

and when everyone writing
shit like that you give everyone a membership?

SENSEX · 02-24-2004, 07:35 AM

Sounds like he just read the book "how to get into paysites for free"

DamageX · 02-24-2004, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

yes, but only a trial

He'll gain nothing from a trial. However, give the guy a full membership and have him write comprehensive (and positive) reviews of the site and have him post them on surfer boards and blog sites, you'll be amazed how well that could work out.

Furious_Male · 02-24-2004, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
it's tuesday, it's gorgeous out... i say grant him his wish. everything goes full circle...

Always optimistic and a bit spiritual. That is why she is my favorite TCG rep

With that said I wouldn't give him anything. You can't really be sure of his age or who he is (Could be 13 years old). A kind reply letter would suffice.

Ross · 02-24-2004, 07:38 AM

Thanks for the replies. I think I might give him a pass for a couple of days. Then see how he replies, if he asks for more then I won't but if he sends a mail of thanks then I might even extend it for him by a week or so

johnbosh · 02-24-2004, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy_Canuck
Fuck him.

Ross · 02-24-2004, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
sending you some sun beams... pronto!!

Thanks Laura, I got the skylight open and I await the sun

Monique Niccole · 02-24-2004, 07:39 AM

Tell him to send his rupees through the mail.

Lykos · 02-24-2004, 07:49 AM

I would give him if that doesn't cost me anything

{fusion} · 02-24-2004, 07:52 AM

not sure but i think its illegal to view porn in india. i'd redirect any country where its illegal to view porn.

kowntafit · 02-24-2004, 07:55 AM

Yeah I say give it too him, thats a good effort and I think I beleive him too. What goes around comes around.

gornyhuy · 02-24-2004, 07:55 AM

Just send him a zip file full of close up cow-porn. Naked udders, giant calf-bearing vaginas... fly covered asses, the works!

Its the ultimate taboo in India.

Basic_man · 02-24-2004, 08:01 AM

If you have a heart, do it ! lol

Scott McD · 02-24-2004, 08:01 AM

Wasn't Mpegmaster was it ??

Mike-BP · 02-24-2004, 08:02 AM

Be nice and give him a free membership

Ross · 02-24-2004, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Just send him a zip file full of close up cow-porn. Naked udders, giant calf-bearing vaginas... fly covered asses, the works!

Its the ultimate taboo in India.

kelly · 02-24-2004, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Thanks for the replies. I think I might give him a pass for a couple of days. Then see how he replies, if he asks for more then I won't but if he sends a mail of thanks then I might even extend it for him by a week or so

That sounds like a great idea

ModelPerfect · 02-24-2004, 08:11 AM

I wonder how many of these he sent out. It's very form-ish.

synergysex · 02-24-2004, 08:19 AM

People actual beg for free porn now? LMFAO!

02-24-2004, 06:49 AM	#1
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Should I give this beggar a FREE Membership? An e-mail I received today: "Respected sir, (please read my request being a common human being) I have been searching on net since one & half years to find desireable sources or sites regarding the adult movies to download. But I did not get success in this way. Because I can?t fulfill all the requirements such as payment through credit card. Actually I haven?t a credit card facility. There is also one other way provided by many sites. The way is connect via ISDN dialing status with the help of dialer. And, my problem in this way is that the phone of my house is able to operate only for local/territory area, not for international. My self is post graduate and on the age of 27 I watched just 2 or 3 xxx movies.Because the way to purchase adult CDs is very tough in my country, particularly in my locality.So, now there is only one hope and that is your human heart. So, please consider on my request friendly.You will lose nothing but I gain much more. I shall be very thank full to you. Manbir/india" So should I give him a free pass or not?

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Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Tell him he shouldnt be looking at "Adult Material" and his 7 or however many gods they have will smite him!

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Give it to him. For some reason i believe him.

02-24-2004, 06:58 AM	#11
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02-24-2004, 07:02 AM	#18
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02-24-2004, 07:23 AM	#22
fyrflygrl Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 250	I'd say give it to him.... From what I understand, and this may be incorrect, full nudity is illegal in india... (I very distinctly remember seeing someone looking for softcore content, like what you see in Victoria's secret or Fredericks, for an adult site in India.... he was having a hard time finding it, and mentioned that he needed it because full nudity is illegal in India)... Anyway... give the guy some free nookie! What goes around comes around.... you might get free nookie one day, too Fyrflygrl __________________ Fyrflygrl! Reciprocal links are great, but you can get High Ranked one way links at LinkAdage Auctions!

02-24-2004, 07:26 AM	#23
Hue G. Pness Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Variable Posts: 1,237	I say don't give it to him. If you do next thing you know he is probably gonna throw up some web site about how to get free memberships by making up lame stories and then everyone will be writing shit like that. __________________ GFY Voice of Reason

02-24-2004, 07:26 AM	#24
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	Ross, give him the membership but find some way to turn it into a PR stunt of some kind. Have him post testimonials on surfer boards, or whatever, if he can get you 2-3 paying members in return then you've more than made your bw costs back, plus he'll turn into a loyal supporter for your site. Reciprocity, if you give people something they'll feel indebted to you and will try to return the favour. __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

02-24-2004, 07:29 AM	#25
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02-24-2004, 07:33 AM	#29
Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	dont give him... i think his mabey 27 yr old... but he dont wanna pay and its not good...... :D hehehe

02-24-2004, 07:34 AM	#30
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02-24-2004, 07:38 AM	#36
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Thanks for the replies. I think I might give him a pass for a couple of days. Then see how he replies, if he asks for more then I won't but if he sends a mail of thanks then I might even extend it for him by a week or so

02-24-2004, 07:39 AM	#39
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Tell him to send his rupees through the mail.

02-24-2004, 07:49 AM	#40
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02-24-2004, 07:52 AM	#41
{fusion} Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,650	not sure but i think its illegal to view porn in india. i'd redirect any country where its illegal to view porn.

02-24-2004, 07:55 AM	#42
kowntafit Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 4,667	Yeah I say give it too him, thats a good effort and I think I beleive him too. What goes around comes around.

02-24-2004, 07:55 AM	#43
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