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Ross 02-24-2004 06:49 AM

Should I give this beggar a FREE Membership?
 
An e-mail I received today:

"Respected sir,
(please read my request being a common human being)

I have been searching on net since one & half years to find desireable sources or sites regarding the adult movies to download. But I did not get success in this way. Because I can?t fulfill all the requirements such as payment through credit card. Actually I haven?t a credit card facility. There is also one other way provided by many sites. The way is connect via ISDN dialing status with the help of dialer. And, my problem in this way is that the phone of my house is able to operate only for local/territory area, not for international.

My self is post graduate and on the age of 27 I watched just 2 or 3 xxx movies.Because the way to purchase adult CDs is very tough in my country, particularly in my locality.So, now there is only one hope and that is your human heart.

So, please consider on my request friendly.You will lose nothing but I gain much more.
I shall be very thank full to you.

Manbir/india"

So should I give him a free pass or not?

Crazy_Canuck 02-24-2004 06:50 AM

Fuck him.

pradaboy 02-24-2004 06:50 AM

:1orglaugh that's a new one to me

Ross 02-24-2004 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pradaboy
:1orglaugh that's a new one to me
:winkwink:

Jedimaster 02-24-2004 06:53 AM

india???

why not give him your social and mother's maiden name??

Project-Shadow 02-24-2004 06:54 AM

Tell him he shouldnt be looking at "Adult Material" and his 7 or however many gods they have will smite him! :1orglaugh

LauraLee 02-24-2004 06:54 AM

it's tuesday, it's gorgeous out... i say grant him his wish. everything goes full circle...

Ross 02-24-2004 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jedimaster
india???

why not give him your social and mother's maiden name??

Great idea. Going to mail him back now...

Ross 02-24-2004 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
it's tuesday, it's gorgeous out... i say grant him his wish. everything goes full circle...
Well it is Tuesday, but its not gorgeous outside here Laura :(

Dirty F 02-24-2004 06:55 AM

Give it to him. For some reason i believe him.

Manowar 02-24-2004 06:58 AM

Maybe give it to the first one, and wait for his friends to try it

Ross 02-24-2004 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Give it to him. For some reason i believe him.
You do?

hmmm not like anyone on GFY to be so kind hearted!

EvilToyBoy 02-24-2004 06:58 AM

Pay it forward works for me - heck if you don't send me his email and I'll give him a freebie...

:winkwink:

Trax 02-24-2004 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Give it to him. For some reason i believe him.
yeah
i believe him too...
but still unsure if you should give it to him

i normally go by
no pay no play

but hey... you gotto decide hehe

Dirty F 02-24-2004 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
You do?

hmmm not like anyone on GFY to be so kind hearted!

I gave away passes in the past. If the story was funny or something serious like yours i gave them a 1 week membership. No biggie. I just hate the idiots who cant speak english and write in big red letters: GIVE ME MEMBER FOR WEB NEED TO SEE

justsexxx 02-24-2004 07:00 AM

Why not request a wire or WU? He has to pay 4 months and he gets 6 months for examples...

Andre

justsexxx 02-24-2004 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


I gave away passes in the past. If the story was funny or something i gave them a 1 week membership. No biggie. I just hate the idiots who cant speak english and read in big red letters: GIVE ME MEMBER FOR WEB NEED TO SEE

Haha yes those are funny. Or ppl who think I speak italian, spanish or whatever language they speak..

Andre

MobileMark 02-24-2004 07:02 AM

whats it gonna cost ya?
couple of bucks worth of bandwidth........he could turn into the best salesman you ever had
if he doesn't - you lost a coupla bucks.........big deal

Dirty F 02-24-2004 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by justsexxx
Why not request a wire or WU? He has to pay 4 months and he gets 6 months for examples...

Andre

I used to get that all the time, people sending me money. Not anymore now, wonder why.

LauraLee 02-24-2004 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Well it is Tuesday, but its not gorgeous outside here Laura :(
sending you some sun beams... pronto!!

FrankWhite 02-24-2004 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
An e-mail I received today:

"Respected sir,
(please read my request being a common human being)

I have been searching on net since one & half years to find desireable sources or sites regarding the adult movies to download. But I did not get success in this way. Because I can?t fulfill all the requirements such as payment through credit card. Actually I haven?t a credit card facility. There is also one other way provided by many sites. The way is connect via ISDN dialing status with the help of dialer. And, my problem in this way is that the phone of my house is able to operate only for local/territory area, not for international.

My self is post graduate and on the age of 27 I watched just 2 or 3 xxx movies.Because the way to purchase adult CDs is very tough in my country, particularly in my locality.So, now there is only one hope and that is your human heart.

So, please consider on my request friendly.You will lose nothing but I gain much more.
I shall be very thank full to you.

Manbir/india"

So should I give him a free pass or not?

hell no, fuck him. :helpme

fyrflygrl 02-24-2004 07:23 AM

I'd say give it to him....

From what I understand, and this may be incorrect, full nudity is illegal in india...

(I very distinctly remember seeing someone looking for softcore content, like what you see in Victoria's secret or Fredericks, for an adult site in India.... he was having a hard time finding it, and mentioned that he needed it because full nudity is illegal in India)...

Anyway... give the guy some free nookie! :) What goes around comes around.... you might get free nookie one day, too :Graucho

Fyrflygrl

Hue G. Pness 02-24-2004 07:26 AM

I say don't give it to him. If you do next thing you know he is probably gonna throw up some web site about how to get free memberships by making up lame stories and then everyone will be writing shit like that.

DamageX 02-24-2004 07:26 AM

Ross, give him the membership but find some way to turn it into a PR stunt of some kind. Have him post testimonials on surfer boards, or whatever, if he can get you 2-3 paying members in return then you've more than made your bw costs back, plus he'll turn into a loyal supporter for your site. Reciprocity, if you give people something they'll feel indebted to you and will try to return the favour.

hova 02-24-2004 07:29 AM

Give it to him, you wont lose that much. And then you have done your good deed for today and you will go to heaven

Hue G. Pness 02-24-2004 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DamageX
Reciprocity, if you give people something they'll feel indebted to you and will try to return the favour.
You would think so but this is the internet and shit doesn't work that way. At least not very often.

DamageX 02-24-2004 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness


You would think so but this is the internet and shit doesn't work that way. At least not very often.

You'll be surprised how many people can't sleep well at night, because they're indebted to someone and haven't done anything to make up for it. Besides, aren't the people in India the biggest believers in karma? :winkwink:

polish_aristocrat 02-24-2004 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross


So should I give him a free pass or not?

yes, but only a trial

Ar3s 02-24-2004 07:33 AM

:321GFY
dont give him...
i think his mabey 27 yr old... but he dont wanna pay and its not good......
:D
hehehe

Theo 02-24-2004 07:34 AM

send him to ultrapasswords

beemk 02-24-2004 07:34 AM

dont feed the bears.... make him send a money order or something

maxjohan 02-24-2004 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
I say don't give it to him. If you do next thing you know he is probably gonna throw up some web site about how to get free memberships by making up lame stories and then everyone will be writing shit like that.
and when everyone writing
shit like that you give everyone a membership?

:1orglaugh

SENSEX 02-24-2004 07:35 AM

Sounds like he just read the book "how to get into paysites for free"

DamageX 02-24-2004 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

yes, but only a trial

He'll gain nothing from a trial. However, give the guy a full membership and have him write comprehensive (and positive) reviews of the site and have him post them on surfer boards and blog sites, you'll be amazed how well that could work out. :winkwink:

Furious_Male 02-24-2004 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
it's tuesday, it's gorgeous out... i say grant him his wish. everything goes full circle...
Always optimistic and a bit spiritual. That is why she is my favorite TCG rep :)

With that said I wouldn't give him anything. You can't really be sure of his age or who he is (Could be 13 years old). A kind reply letter would suffice.

Ross 02-24-2004 07:38 AM

Thanks for the replies. I think I might give him a pass for a couple of days. Then see how he replies, if he asks for more then I won't but if he sends a mail of thanks then I might even extend it for him by a week or so :)

johnbosh 02-24-2004 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crazy_Canuck
Fuck him.

Ross 02-24-2004 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
sending you some sun beams... pronto!!
Thanks Laura, I got the skylight open and I await the sun :)

Monique Niccole 02-24-2004 07:39 AM

Tell him to send his rupees through the mail.

Lykos 02-24-2004 07:49 AM

I would give him if that doesn't cost me anything:2 cents:

{fusion} 02-24-2004 07:52 AM

not sure but i think its illegal to view porn in india. i'd redirect any country where its illegal to view porn.

kowntafit 02-24-2004 07:55 AM

Yeah I say give it too him, thats a good effort and I think I beleive him too. What goes around comes around.

gornyhuy 02-24-2004 07:55 AM

Just send him a zip file full of close up cow-porn. Naked udders, giant calf-bearing vaginas... fly covered asses, the works!

Its the ultimate taboo in India. :Graucho

Basic_man 02-24-2004 08:01 AM

If you have a heart, do it ! lol :thumbsup

Scott McD 02-24-2004 08:01 AM

Wasn't Mpegmaster was it ??

Mike-BP 02-24-2004 08:02 AM

Be nice and give him a free membership :thumbsup

Ross 02-24-2004 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Just send him a zip file full of close up cow-porn. Naked udders, giant calf-bearing vaginas... fly covered asses, the works!

Its the ultimate taboo in India. :Graucho

:1orglaugh

kelly 02-24-2004 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Thanks for the replies. I think I might give him a pass for a couple of days. Then see how he replies, if he asks for more then I won't but if he sends a mail of thanks then I might even extend it for him by a week or so :)
That sounds like a great idea :thumbsup

ModelPerfect 02-24-2004 08:11 AM

I wonder how many of these he sent out. It's very form-ish.

synergysex 02-24-2004 08:19 AM

People actual beg for free porn now? LMFAO!


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