Are you afraid to see "The Passion of The Christ?" - GoFuckYourself.com

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 04:19 PM

LOL dontcha know some poor wm making all kinds of scratch is gonna go see this flick and quit pr0n 'cause jebus told him to.

xxxdesign-net · 02-24-2004, 04:25 PM

are you speaking an ancient tongue?

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 04:25 PM

afraid to even discuss it...Jebus owns your soul!

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
are you speaking an ancient thongue?

no but I'm wearing an ancient thong

Nubianprince · 02-24-2004, 04:29 PM

LOL.. I want to see it but im gonna wait until it comes on TV !

KRL · 02-24-2004, 04:29 PM

Afraid to see the reality of the atrocious inhumanities of man upon man. No.

jaYMan · 02-24-2004, 04:31 PM

gotta love jesus ;)

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Afraid to see the reality of the atrocious inhumanities of man upon man. No.

No me either....I'm kind of interested in seeing how violent this shit really was.

No more Barry Gib look alikes with a bead of blood running down their head.

We're talking about shredded skin barely hanging from the body.

I love religious flicks...last temptation of christ was one of my favorites.

I've always loved to argue the whole Judas issue with people.

I think people have a big misunderstanding of Judas...if you believe in the story or not whatever...the way it works out is for "God's plan" to have worked he needed Judas.

Without Judas...there is no Christ.

MattO · 02-24-2004, 04:35 PM

I can't wait to get my paws on some of the merch I've been hearing about. I want the Jesus head coffee mug!

CDSmith · 02-24-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Without Judas...there is no Christ.

Without evil, what is the meaning of good?

SENSEX · 02-24-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

no but I'm wearing an ancient thong

PICS?

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
I can't wait to get my paws on some of the merch I've been hearing about. I want the Jesus head coffee mug!

Haha...how about the bloody thorn visor!

axelcat · 02-24-2004, 04:37 PM

I cant wait Ill watch it tommorrow

CyberTraffic · 02-24-2004, 04:39 PM

I'm going to a sneak preview tonight... in about one hour.

buzzard · 02-24-2004, 04:41 PM

bejesus appearance always fits the time period he's being promoted in. That looks like a 70's shot. then again, could be early 90's borderline mullet

SykkBoy · 02-24-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Haha...how about the bloody thorn visor!

hahaha, that's funny

Basic_man · 02-24-2004, 05:18 PM

Joe Citizen · 02-24-2004, 05:20 PM

Jesus never existed. He is a myth.

fuelcell · 02-24-2004, 05:21 PM

Nah. Gonna check it out and then watch Kill Bill Vol. 2 hehehe

Blood. Spatter. Gore.

I'm going to Hell (uh, 'cept I don't believe in that crap...lol)

Zebra · 02-24-2004, 05:34 PM

Saw it last night. Was very hard to describe.
I'm not religious in the least but I was still moved by the movie.
Not going to give up porn and still going to sleep in on Sunday mornings.

The brutality issued against Jesus is insane. There is one scene where they are flaying him and the thorns stick in his side and the Roman torturer has to yank hard to get the flail loose. Chunks of flesh and blood go flying. His skin is ripped open over and over. When they nail him to the cross they flip it over so they can bend the nails down in the back. He lands face down with the cross on top of him. Then they flip him back over onto his back and he lands hard again. The punishment just keeps going on and on. Of course let's not forget the endless punches, kicks, clubbing, stonings, pushing the crown of thorns down onto his head, and making him carry his own cross across town and up a mountain. Nike needs to use him in their "Just do it" ads.

Satan was kinda different in this film. An androgynous bald albino woman in a black cloak. The cherubs were pretty freaky looking. Like disfigured children from a dream.

Even if you are not religious I suggest you see it just for the sake of seeing what everyone is talking about. I saw it with a church group last night and it was weird hearing scores of grown men and women crying during a Mel Gibson movie.

Jim Caveziel is going to have a hard time getting past the stigmata of having played Jesus in what will surely be the biggest religious movie of all time.

btw.. he comes back at the end of the movie.

liquidmoe · 02-24-2004, 05:44 PM

I was sitting in my lawyers office reading people's reactions to the movie today and it seems its not so much about preaching about Christ as just retelling his death and vividly trying to portray all of the brutality he went through.

It got my interest peaked and want to see it.

vending_machine · 02-24-2004, 05:45 PM

Never going to see that movie.

Penrods · 02-24-2004, 05:47 PM

The wife already bought tickets for tomorrow @ 7pm

escorpio · 02-24-2004, 05:48 PM

Jesus was a fucking hippie.

slackologist · 02-24-2004, 05:54 PM

what's there to be afraid of..

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by escorpio
Jesus was a fucking hippie.

I am Jesus

Sarah_Jayne · 02-24-2004, 06:00 PM

not afraid..just not interested.

MillionDollarBill · 02-24-2004, 06:01 PM

Didn't they remove some scenes as to not offend certain religious groups?

I won't go see the film for that reason alone.

freeadultcontent · 02-24-2004, 06:02 PM

Im afraid my ass will fall asleep. Oh and its like titanic we already know the ending so it will be a long ride to the final scene.

Zebra · 02-24-2004, 06:08 PM

They didn't remove any scenes.
All the lines in the film were in Latin and Aramaic with English subtitles.
There was one line where the Jewish High Priest says something about the blood of Jesus being on their hands.
Rather than cut the scene Mel Gibson just took out the subtitle.
The line is still spoken, just not translated on screen.

escorpio · 02-24-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I am Jesus

(escorpio falls to his knees in front of his monitor, begging forgiveness for his blasphemy)

Goatse · 02-24-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I am Jesus

How about investing in a blepharoplasty?

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Goatse

How about investing in a blepharoplasty?

those are bags under my eyes due to lack of sleep...it's a sign of being a real master of the interweb

Basic_man · 02-24-2004, 06:18 PM

Nop!

CDSmith · 02-24-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Goatse
How about investing in a blepharoplasty?

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Nice one

crockett · 02-24-2004, 06:23 PM

how long before someone makes a porno using the same name?

mpulse · 02-24-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra
....btw.. he comes back at the end of the movie.

and were there kids with baskets looking for eggs there? Didn't think so...

myjah · 02-24-2004, 07:53 PM

just dont have the slightest bit of interest in sitting thru that

Mogulman · 02-24-2004, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL dontcha know some poor wm making all kinds of scratch is gonna go see this flick and quit pr0n 'cause jebus told him to.

I think this link will work...

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a112

Mogulman · 02-24-2004, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Jesus never existed. He is a myth.

A man known as Jesus definitely existed and is well documented. Historical Jesus is a reality. Son of God Jesus is the myth.

Joe Citizen · 02-24-2004, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by Mogulman

A man known as Jesus definitely existed and is well documented. Historical Jesus is a reality. Son of God Jesus is the myth.

Hogwash.

Show me any undisputed secular reference to Jesus please.

Ian · 02-24-2004, 08:20 PM

1. Not going to watch it.

2. The movie is already getting bad reviews.

3. The bad reviews are saying the movie is just way over the top on gore and very low on substance.

4. It'll probably win the Oscar because the reviewers have no brain cells and they all want Mel's cock.

5. This should not become a discussion about anyones religious beliefs.

Review the movie as a movie and keep your beliefs to yourself.

'nuff said.

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by Ian

Review the movie as a movie and keep your beliefs to yourself.

'nuff said.

Okay mom.

Burridge · 02-24-2004, 08:28 PM

jesus christ!

superstar!

who in the world do you think you are!

Spunky · 02-24-2004, 08:34 PM

All you sinners are going to hell!..repent! On your knees and pray for forgiveness!

MrIzzz · 02-24-2004, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I am Jesus

i am going to enjoy this picture. when you least expect it this will come back to haunt your photoshop nightmares...........muahahahahahahahahaha

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz

i am going to enjoy this picture. when you least expect it this will come back to haunt your photoshop nightmares...........muahahahahahahahahaha

LOL

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eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 11:17 PM

The question is not really whether or not Christ existed...but will those who see this be so affected to stop slingin' da pr0n.

I think there will be a few who will hang it up and move on to things they find more in tune with their new or old beliefs.

I'm sure this is a struggle that is dealt with daily by more than a handful of members on this board...there's the haunting voice of their parents in the back ground...their flashbacks to church summercamp where they held hands in prayer with their best friends....Sunday school where they could probably recite all the books of the bible from memory.

IPK · 02-24-2004, 11:23 PM

that movie looks a little too graphic for my tastes

fvurakki · 02-24-2004, 11:30 PM

yes, i will go straight to hell!

02-24-2004, 04:19 PM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Are you afraid to see "The Passion of The Christ?" LOL dontcha know some poor wm making all kinds of scratch is gonna go see this flick and quit pr0n 'cause jebus told him to. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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02-24-2004, 04:37 PM	#13
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	I cant wait Ill watch it tommorrow

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buzzard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,276	bejesus appearance always fits the time period he's being promoted in. That looks like a 70's shot. then again, could be early 90's borderline mullet

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fuelcell Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,525	Nah. Gonna check it out and then watch Kill Bill Vol. 2 hehehe Blood. Spatter. Gore. I'm going to Hell (uh, 'cept I don't believe in that crap...lol) __________________ Beat it. Nothing to see here.

02-24-2004, 05:34 PM	#20
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Saw it last night. Was very hard to describe. I'm not religious in the least but I was still moved by the movie. Not going to give up porn and still going to sleep in on Sunday mornings. The brutality issued against Jesus is insane. There is one scene where they are flaying him and the thorns stick in his side and the Roman torturer has to yank hard to get the flail loose. Chunks of flesh and blood go flying. His skin is ripped open over and over. When they nail him to the cross they flip it over so they can bend the nails down in the back. He lands face down with the cross on top of him. Then they flip him back over onto his back and he lands hard again. The punishment just keeps going on and on. Of course let's not forget the endless punches, kicks, clubbing, stonings, pushing the crown of thorns down onto his head, and making him carry his own cross across town and up a mountain. Nike needs to use him in their "Just do it" ads. Satan was kinda different in this film. An androgynous bald albino woman in a black cloak. The cherubs were pretty freaky looking. Like disfigured children from a dream. Even if you are not religious I suggest you see it just for the sake of seeing what everyone is talking about. I saw it with a church group last night and it was weird hearing scores of grown men and women crying during a Mel Gibson movie. Jim Caveziel is going to have a hard time getting past the stigmata of having played Jesus in what will surely be the biggest religious movie of all time. btw.. he comes back at the end of the movie. __________________ Old School

02-24-2004, 05:44 PM	#21
liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	I was sitting in my lawyers office reading people's reactions to the movie today and it seems its not so much about preaching about Christ as just retelling his death and vividly trying to portray all of the brutality he went through. It got my interest peaked and want to see it. __________________ Take Luck!

02-24-2004, 05:45 PM	#22
vending_machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,062	Never going to see that movie.

02-24-2004, 05:47 PM	#23
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02-24-2004, 05:54 PM	#25
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Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	They didn't remove any scenes. All the lines in the film were in Latin and Aramaic with English subtitles. There was one line where the Jewish High Priest says something about the blood of Jesus being on their hands. Rather than cut the scene Mel Gibson just took out the subtitle. The line is still spoken, just not translated on screen. __________________ Old School

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02-24-2004, 08:20 PM	#42
Ian Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,259	1. Not going to watch it. 2. The movie is already getting bad reviews. 3. The bad reviews are saying the movie is just way over the top on gore and very low on substance. 4. It'll probably win the Oscar because the reviewers have no brain cells and they all want Mel's cock. 5. This should not become a discussion about anyones religious beliefs. Review the movie as a movie and keep your beliefs to yourself. 'nuff said.

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	The question is not really whether or not Christ existed...but will those who see this be so affected to stop slingin' da pr0n. I think there will be a few who will hang it up and move on to things they find more in tune with their new or old beliefs. I'm sure this is a struggle that is dealt with daily by more than a handful of members on this board...there's the haunting voice of their parents in the back ground...their flashbacks to church summercamp where they held hands in prayer with their best friends....Sunday school where they could probably recite all the books of the bible from memory. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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