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eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 04:19 PM

Are you afraid to see "The Passion of The Christ?"
 
LOL dontcha know some poor wm making all kinds of scratch is gonna go see this flick and quit pr0n 'cause jebus told him to.

xxxdesign-net 02-24-2004 04:25 PM

are you speaking an ancient tongue?

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 04:25 PM

afraid to even discuss it...Jebus owns your soul!

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
are you speaking an ancient thongue?
no but I'm wearing an ancient thong

Nubianprince 02-24-2004 04:29 PM

LOL.. I want to see it but im gonna wait until it comes on TV ! :thumbsup

KRL 02-24-2004 04:29 PM

Afraid to see the reality of the atrocious inhumanities of man upon man. No.

http://www.staticfiends.com/5climb/1...0crucified.jpg

jaYMan 02-24-2004 04:31 PM

gotta love jesus ;)



:winkwink:

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Afraid to see the reality of the atrocious inhumanities of man upon man. No.

http://www.staticfiends.com/5climb/1...0crucified.jpg

No me either....I'm kind of interested in seeing how violent this shit really was.

No more Barry Gib look alikes with a bead of blood running down their head.

We're talking about shredded skin barely hanging from the body.

I love religious flicks...last temptation of christ was one of my favorites.

I've always loved to argue the whole Judas issue with people.

I think people have a big misunderstanding of Judas...if you believe in the story or not whatever...the way it works out is for "God's plan" to have worked he needed Judas.

Without Judas...there is no Christ.

MattO 02-24-2004 04:35 PM

I can't wait to get my paws on some of the merch I've been hearing about. I want the Jesus head coffee mug!

CDSmith 02-24-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Without Judas...there is no Christ.
Without evil, what is the meaning of good?

SENSEX 02-24-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


no but I'm wearing an ancient thong

PICS? :thumbsup

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
I can't wait to get my paws on some of the merch I've been hearing about. I want the Jesus head coffee mug!
Haha...how about the bloody thorn visor!

axelcat 02-24-2004 04:37 PM

I cant wait Ill watch it tommorrow

CyberTraffic 02-24-2004 04:39 PM

I'm going to a sneak preview tonight... in about one hour.

buzzard 02-24-2004 04:41 PM

bejesus appearance always fits the time period he's being promoted in. That looks like a 70's shot. then again, could be early 90's borderline mullet

SykkBoy 02-24-2004 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


Haha...how about the bloody thorn visor!

hahaha, that's funny

Basic_man 02-24-2004 05:18 PM

hehe

Joe Citizen 02-24-2004 05:20 PM

Jesus never existed. He is a myth.

fuelcell 02-24-2004 05:21 PM

Nah. Gonna check it out and then watch Kill Bill Vol. 2 hehehe

Blood. Spatter. Gore. :feels-hot I'm going to Hell (uh, 'cept I don't believe in that crap...lol)

Zebra 02-24-2004 05:34 PM

Saw it last night. Was very hard to describe.
I'm not religious in the least but I was still moved by the movie.
Not going to give up porn and still going to sleep in on Sunday mornings. :winkwink:
The brutality issued against Jesus is insane. There is one scene where they are flaying him and the thorns stick in his side and the Roman torturer has to yank hard to get the flail loose. Chunks of flesh and blood go flying. His skin is ripped open over and over. When they nail him to the cross they flip it over so they can bend the nails down in the back. He lands face down with the cross on top of him. Then they flip him back over onto his back and he lands hard again. The punishment just keeps going on and on. Of course let's not forget the endless punches, kicks, clubbing, stonings, pushing the crown of thorns down onto his head, and making him carry his own cross across town and up a mountain. Nike needs to use him in their "Just do it" ads.

Satan was kinda different in this film. An androgynous bald albino woman in a black cloak. The cherubs were pretty freaky looking. Like disfigured children from a dream.

Even if you are not religious I suggest you see it just for the sake of seeing what everyone is talking about. I saw it with a church group last night and it was weird hearing scores of grown men and women crying during a Mel Gibson movie.

Jim Caveziel is going to have a hard time getting past the stigmata of having played Jesus in what will surely be the biggest religious movie of all time.

btw.. he comes back at the end of the movie. :1orglaugh

liquidmoe 02-24-2004 05:44 PM

I was sitting in my lawyers office reading people's reactions to the movie today and it seems its not so much about preaching about Christ as just retelling his death and vividly trying to portray all of the brutality he went through.

It got my interest peaked and want to see it.

vending_machine 02-24-2004 05:45 PM

Never going to see that movie.

Penrods 02-24-2004 05:47 PM

The wife already bought tickets for tomorrow @ 7pm

escorpio 02-24-2004 05:48 PM

Jesus was a fucking hippie.

slackologist 02-24-2004 05:54 PM

what's there to be afraid of..

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
Jesus was a fucking hippie.
I am Jesus
http://www.internationalwdc.com/images/4.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 02-24-2004 06:00 PM

not afraid..just not interested.

MillionDollarBill 02-24-2004 06:01 PM

Didn't they remove some scenes as to not offend certain religious groups?

I won't go see the film for that reason alone.

freeadultcontent 02-24-2004 06:02 PM

Im afraid my ass will fall asleep. Oh and its like titanic we already know the ending so it will be a long ride to the final scene.

Zebra 02-24-2004 06:08 PM

They didn't remove any scenes.
All the lines in the film were in Latin and Aramaic with English subtitles.
There was one line where the Jewish High Priest says something about the blood of Jesus being on their hands.
Rather than cut the scene Mel Gibson just took out the subtitle.
The line is still spoken, just not translated on screen.

escorpio 02-24-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


I am Jesus
http://www.internationalwdc.com/images/4.jpg

(escorpio falls to his knees in front of his monitor, begging forgiveness for his blasphemy)

Goatse 02-24-2004 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


I am Jesus
http://www.internationalwdc.com/images/4.jpg

How about investing in a blepharoplasty?

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse


How about investing in a blepharoplasty?

those are bags under my eyes due to lack of sleep...it's a sign of being a real master of the interweb

Basic_man 02-24-2004 06:18 PM

Nop! :Graucho

CDSmith 02-24-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
How about investing in a blepharoplasty?
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Pronunciation: -"plas-tE
Function: noun
: <i>plastic surgery on the eyelid especially to remove fatty or excess tissue </i>


Nice one :1orglaugh

crockett 02-24-2004 06:23 PM

how long before someone makes a porno using the same name?

:1orglaugh

mpulse 02-24-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
....btw.. he comes back at the end of the movie. :1orglaugh
and were there kids with baskets looking for eggs there? Didn't think so...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

myjah 02-24-2004 07:53 PM

just dont have the slightest bit of interest in sitting thru that

Mogulman 02-24-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL dontcha know some poor wm making all kinds of scratch is gonna go see this flick and quit pr0n 'cause jebus told him to.
I think this link will work...

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a112

Mogulman 02-24-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Jesus never existed. He is a myth.
A man known as Jesus definitely existed and is well documented. Historical Jesus is a reality. Son of God Jesus is the myth. :2 cents:

Joe Citizen 02-24-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mogulman


A man known as Jesus definitely existed and is well documented. Historical Jesus is a reality. Son of God Jesus is the myth. :2 cents:

Hogwash.

Show me any undisputed secular reference to Jesus please.

Ian 02-24-2004 08:20 PM

1. Not going to watch it.

2. The movie is already getting bad reviews.

3. The bad reviews are saying the movie is just way over the top on gore and very low on substance.

4. It'll probably win the Oscar because the reviewers have no brain cells and they all want Mel's cock.

5. This should not become a discussion about anyones religious beliefs.


Review the movie as a movie and keep your beliefs to yourself.


'nuff said.

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian



Review the movie as a movie and keep your beliefs to yourself.


'nuff said.

Okay mom.

Burridge 02-24-2004 08:28 PM

jesus christ!

superstar!

who in the world do you think you are!

Spunky 02-24-2004 08:34 PM

All you sinners are going to hell!..repent! On your knees and pray for forgiveness!

MrIzzz 02-24-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


I am Jesus
http://www.internationalwdc.com/images/4.jpg

i am going to enjoy this picture. when you least expect it this will come back to haunt your photoshop nightmares...........muahahahahahahahahaha

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


i am going to enjoy this picture. when you least expect it this will come back to haunt your photoshop nightmares...........muahahahahahahahahaha

LOL

BRING ON THE WOMEN OF LOW SELF ESTEEM!

eroswebmaster 02-24-2004 11:17 PM

The question is not really whether or not Christ existed...but will those who see this be so affected to stop slingin' da pr0n.

I think there will be a few who will hang it up and move on to things they find more in tune with their new or old beliefs.

I'm sure this is a struggle that is dealt with daily by more than a handful of members on this board...there's the haunting voice of their parents in the back ground...their flashbacks to church summercamp where they held hands in prayer with their best friends....Sunday school where they could probably recite all the books of the bible from memory.

IPK 02-24-2004 11:23 PM

that movie looks a little too graphic for my tastes

fvurakki 02-24-2004 11:30 PM

yes, i will go straight to hell!


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