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Michael O · 02-24-2004, 03:59 PM

Well since my income with ARS will be cut due to the changes I have to look in new directions to make money.
I´ve been selling porn online now for over 4 years I have considered many different things I could do to make a living but with my skills being limited to working online selling porn there isn´t many jobs for me to get.

I have been thinking about moving in front of the camera performing either for the video market or for the online market.
There is one "small" problem I don´t have the biggest cock which seems to be a requirement these days to make it big as an adult actor but I found a way around that surgery combined with penis enlargement pills should make it possible for me to increase the length of my penis.
This is a very costly process and I simply don´t have the money so I turn to you dear GFY´ers asking for hand outs so I can pursue my dream of becoming an adult actor.
I am willing to work both before and after my surgery and if any photographers need some male talent please get in touch with me also if any penis pills providers will donate pills or are willing to work out a plan where I can get a discount you would help me out. I can be contacted on keyser |a| keyser-soze.com

If you are willing to help to help me out succeeding as an adult actor I´ll accept any help you can give.
If you want to donate to my surgery and/or pills please do so to epassporte account ?keysersoze?

This is not a scam I have included a picture of my current manhood and will keep you update on the progress.

Thanks for you help
Keyser

plyre · 02-24-2004, 03:59 PM

not again ..... please.

smack · 02-24-2004, 04:00 PM

oh lord...

guschi2k · 02-24-2004, 04:01 PM

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DraX · 02-24-2004, 04:07 PM

Keyser Soze:

Well since my income with ARS will be cut due to the changes I have to look in new directions to make money.

DraX:

Ars aint the only sponsor out there, dont seem to understand what that has to do with anything.

Alot of guys and gals are in the same situation as you, and they dont talk about rushing into something and start begging for donations

cool1 · 02-24-2004, 04:08 PM

Good one

swedguy · 02-24-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
oh lord...

..won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz.

Ic3m4nZ · 02-24-2004, 04:09 PM

you know now what this shit led to..

jact · 02-24-2004, 04:09 PM

Rob · 02-24-2004, 04:09 PM

You could be a stunt cock for midget porn! That would be a nice payday for ya.

myjah · 02-24-2004, 04:55 PM

hahaha...you might actually get some money

baddog · 02-24-2004, 05:07 PM

you could always be the catcher

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Horny Dude · 02-24-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
you could always be the catcher

Yeah just go gay!

Ironhorse · 02-24-2004, 05:14 PM

Wow, that's kinda sad

axelcat · 02-24-2004, 05:14 PM

Man Im sick of people asking for donations

Anna_O · 02-24-2004, 05:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
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LadyMischief · 02-24-2004, 05:41 PM

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RainMailer · 02-24-2004, 07:00 PM

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Is that considered a dwarf dick?

sickkittens · 02-24-2004, 07:03 PM

Some people are so naive.

http · 02-24-2004, 07:09 PM

That's erected right?

SureFire · 02-24-2004, 07:10 PM

At least he showed a pic!

Jman · 02-24-2004, 07:14 PM

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Jman · 02-24-2004, 07:58 PM

My fucked up designer did this for me

Thanks XtremeDick

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Rob · 02-24-2004, 08:02 PM

It looks like a branch used to be there but now you are left with a stump. Did you ever give penis enlargement a try?

Jman · 02-24-2004, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
It looks like a branch used to be there but now you are left with a stump. Did you ever give penis enlargement a try?

He should check my sig

Michael O · 02-24-2004, 08:08 PM

Yes it is my pecker and its fully eracted.

Thanks for all the mails I have got from other members of this board with the same problem I will answer you all and hopefully we will be able to find a solution for our little problem.

Shoehorn! · 02-24-2004, 08:09 PM

At first I thought to myself. "motherfucker, not another one of these damned donation threads." Then I saw the pic. And got the joke. And started to laugh. Nice one.

Rob · 02-24-2004, 08:11 PM

This is a joke?

God's joke on some poor sapp, maybe!

chAos · 02-24-2004, 08:27 PM

I just got up off the floor dude i think i can make you some money in front of the camera with that dick

joseph4829 · 02-24-2004, 08:32 PM

Stupid

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Quote:

Originally posted by guschi2k
you can always use some sorta strapon dildo

Jman · 02-24-2004, 08:49 PM

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02-24-2004, 03:59 PM	#1
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	Please help me out (donations needed) Well since my income with ARS will be cut due to the changes I have to look in new directions to make money. I´ve been selling porn online now for over 4 years I have considered many different things I could do to make a living but with my skills being limited to working online selling porn there isn´t many jobs for me to get. I have been thinking about moving in front of the camera performing either for the video market or for the online market. There is one "small" problem I don´t have the biggest cock which seems to be a requirement these days to make it big as an adult actor but I found a way around that surgery combined with penis enlargement pills should make it possible for me to increase the length of my penis. This is a very costly process and I simply don´t have the money so I turn to you dear GFY´ers asking for hand outs so I can pursue my dream of becoming an adult actor. I am willing to work both before and after my surgery and if any photographers need some male talent please get in touch with me also if any penis pills providers will donate pills or are willing to work out a plan where I can get a discount you would help me out. I can be contacted on keyser \|a\| keyser-soze.com If you are willing to help to help me out succeeding as an adult actor I´ll accept any help you can give. If you want to donate to my surgery and/or pills please do so to epassporte account ?keysersoze? This is not a scam I have included a picture of my current manhood and will keep you update on the progress. Thanks for you help Keyser __________________ Truth Teller

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02-24-2004, 05:17 PM	#20
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02-24-2004, 08:09 PM	#34
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