Please help me out (donations needed)
 

Well since my income with ARS will be cut due to the changes I have to look in new directions to make money.
I´ve been selling porn online now for over 4 years I have considered many different things I could do to make a living but with my skills being limited to working online selling porn there isn´t many jobs for me to get.

I have been thinking about moving in front of the camera performing either for the video market or for the online market.
There is one "small" problem I don´t have the biggest cock which seems to be a requirement these days to make it big as an adult actor but I found a way around that surgery combined with penis enlargement pills should make it possible for me to increase the length of my penis.
This is a very costly process and I simply don´t have the money so I turn to you dear GFY´ers asking for hand outs so I can pursue my dream of becoming an adult actor.
I am willing to work both before and after my surgery and if any photographers need some male talent please get in touch with me also if any penis pills providers will donate pills or are willing to work out a plan where I can get a discount you would help me out. I can be contacted on keyser |a| keyser-soze.com

If you are willing to help to help me out succeeding as an adult actor I´ll accept any help you can give.
If you want to donate to my surgery and/or pills please do so to epassporte account ?keysersoze?

This is not a scam I have included a picture of my current manhood and will keep you update on the progress.
http://keyser-soze.com/4.jpg

Thanks for you help
Keyser

not again ..... please.

oh lord...

you can always use some sorta strapon dildo :thumbsup

Keyser Soze:

Well since my income with ARS will be cut due to the changes I have to look in new directions to make money.

DraX:

Ars aint the only sponsor out there, dont seem to understand what that has to do with anything.

Alot of guys and gals are in the same situation as you, and they dont talk about rushing into something and start begging for donations



:2 cents:

:1orglaugh Good one

..won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz.

you know now what this shit led to..

:321GFY

You could be a stunt cock for midget porn! That would be a nice payday for ya. :1orglaugh

hahaha...you might actually get some money

you could always be the catcher

NEEDLE DICKKK NEEDDLEEE DICKKKKKK


NEEDLE DICK

:helpme

:1orglaugh

Yeah just go gay!

Wow, that's kinda sad :(

Man Im sick of people asking for donations

:1orglaugh

LMFAO Keyser. Good one :thumbsup

needles are longer than that

Is this real? When I read the post I thought it was a joke, but you guys are responding as if it were true. Is this true? Is that your penis keysersoze?

Bwahahahhahah nice one Keyser!

LOLOLOL Holy fuck what happened lil guy? Thats hilarious dude i had to do a double take on that one thats just wrong!

Is that considered a dwarf dick?

Some people are so naive.

That's erected right?

At least he showed a pic! :helpme

WTF... Guys I see a good Photoshop opportunity here ... c'mon give us a good laugh :1orglaugh

My fucked up designer did this for me

http://www.gamblingboard.com/dickworm.jpg

Thanks XtremeDick

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's some ugly ass shit!!!

YUCKY!!!!

hahahaha, you are a SHORT DICK MAN! lol

It looks like a branch used to be there but now you are left with a stump. Did you ever give penis enlargement a try? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

He should check my sig :1orglaugh

Yes it is my pecker and its fully eracted.

Thanks for all the mails I have got from other members of this board with the same problem I will answer you all and hopefully we will be able to find a solution for our little problem.

At first I thought to myself. "motherfucker, not another one of these damned donation threads." Then I saw the pic. And got the joke. And started to laugh. Nice one. :thumbsup

This is a joke? :ugone2far

God's joke on some poor sapp, maybe! :1orglaugh

I just got up off the floor dude i think i can make you some money in front of the camera with that dick

Stupid

:1orglaugh

Bro email me your addy at [email protected] I will send you some patches and a bottle of pills.